well, why do you think it crossed the road? some people say it just crossed to get to the other side.... lol
~angrybirds2000
The chicken hated society, so it wanted to commit suicde by walking across the road to get run over by a car. The "other side" is the afterlife.
Just chillin' like always.
At 11/16/13 03:26 PM, angrybirds2000 wrote: well, why do you think it crossed the road? some people say it just crossed to get to the other side.... lol
~angrybirds2000
no no no no you're not supposed to put the 4 dots before saying lol at the end.
It should be punctuation-free lol
~SuperGa-I mean ManDeep
At 11/16/13 03:30 PM, ManDeep wrote:At 11/16/13 03:26 PM, angrybirds2000 wrote: well, why do you think it crossed the road? some people say it just crossed to get to the other side.... lolno no no no you're not supposed to put the 4 dots before saying lol at the end.
~angrybirds2000
It should be punctuation-free lol
~SuperGa-I mean ManDeep
Who let the grammar Nazi in?
Just chillin' like always.
The chicken cross the road to kill the turkey.
"Nermal is a piece of shit." Darthdenim
So that it could fuck your mom
He might as well commit suicide because Obamacare has ruined his farms family life forever.
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At 11/16/13 03:30 PM, ManDeep wrote: no no no no you're not supposed to put the 4 dots before saying lol at the end.
It should be punctuation-free lol
~SuperGa-I mean ManDeep
I knew I couldn't be the only one thinking that... lol
GEDDIT
*sigh*
To escape the mob of black roosters who are beating white chickens randomly.
At 11/16/13 03:26 PM, angrybirds2000 wrote: well, why do you think it crossed the road?
who let out the chicken ?
"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?
was her name tenneassi
omtish
Because I was offering him some soaked pumpkin seeds for a tasty snack.
t's all fun and games until the chicken outsmarts you and you end up becoming a hood ornament.
Once upon a time...
At 11/16/13 03:38 PM, Entice wrote: So that it could fuck your mom
Best answer
/end thread
Skynet is upon us.
At 11/16/13 03:43 PM, Shauna wrote: He might as well commit suicide because Obamacare has ruined his farms family life forever.
Good.
Anybody complaining about Obamacare can fuck off and die.
Who cares if poor people have to pay more money if it helps Obama?
At 11/16/13 03:26 PM, angrybirds2000 wrote: well, why do you think it crossed the road? some people say it just crossed to get to the other side.... lol
~angrybirds2000
This is supergandhi64's alt
Calling it right now
None of us will ever know. Not even Weird Al.
The chicken crossed the road because it was angry so it jumped into a giant slingshot and shot itself across the road to try to kill some pigs.
"You're a bit of a ghoul - aren't you?"---ZeroAsALimit.
Because black chicken were ahead in the same sidewalk, so the chicken crossed the road as to not get jumped.
Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
ScaryPicnic made me do it.My letterboxd.
At 11/16/13 03:26 PM, angrybirds2000 wrote: well, why do you think it crossed the road? some people say it just crossed to get to the other side.... lol
It's because the chicken was an angry bird, that's why he cross.
I recall one good variant, although it's not that well known.
To prove to the roadkill opposums that it could be done.
You know the world's gone crazy when the best rapper's a white guy and the best golfer's a black guy - Chris Rock
to fuck supergandhi64 in his anus lol
~supergandhi64
Probably because some bleeding heart liberal PETA moron saw it chilling on the side of the road watching traffic, and decided to ``save it from evil humanity''. They escorted it across the road by stopping traffic full of people going to work, making them late in the progress. It is now trapped on the other side of the road from its food and home and the PETA idiot has left feeling good about itself; leaving the chicken to starve or die trying to cross the road full of busy traffic by itself.
*UPDATE*
The chicken was crushed by a tanker truck after waiting three days for the cars to stop and running headlong into traffic out of desperation.
to get to the other side . . . the other side referring to heaven via roadkill. rip chicken only the good ones die young lol
--supergandhi64
At 11/16/13 04:25 PM, Amaranthus wrote: maybe the chicken was being chased lol
-- supergandhi64
By black people ?
"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?
was her name tenneassi
omtish
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