I've tried cooking. Whether its simple microwaveables or intermediate stove dinners, and I fail each time. It seems like everything I try cooking ends up getting cold after like 3 minutes.
So I decided just to stop cooking in general. I'm just sticking with fast food.
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At 11/13/13 08:44 PM, Thor wrote: JESSE
WE HAVE TO COOK
Didn't have to wait long for that, lol.
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There's a nifty thread where everyone gloats about their cooking.
Can you cook?
At 11/13/13 08:44 PM, GameChild214 wrote: microwaveables
how do you even mess this up
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It's cool dude. I can't hard boil eggs. That's why I leave them in the microwave for about 5 minutes instead.
At 11/13/13 09:13 PM, Psycho666 wrote: It's cool dude. I can't hard boil eggs. That's why I leave them in the microwave for about 5 minutes instead.
lol That's so easy, though.
At 11/13/13 09:19 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:At 11/13/13 09:13 PM, Psycho666 wrote: It's cool dude. I can't hard boil eggs. That's why I leave them in the microwave for about 5 minutes instead.lol That's so easy, though.
I know, right? Just stick them on a plate a crank the zapper to maximum power!
At 11/13/13 09:20 PM, Psycho666 wrote:At 11/13/13 09:19 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:I know, right? Just stick them on a plate a crank the zapper to maximum power!At 11/13/13 09:13 PM, Psycho666 wrote: It's cool dude. I can't hard boil eggs. That's why I leave them in the microwave for about 5 minutes instead.lol That's so easy, though.
No, boiling eggs is easy.
Only simple stuff such as noodles and scrambled eggs.
Just chillin' like always.
Yes. I cook ._.
So do a lot of other people.
Shauna cooks too.
It's easy to cook and if you can't cook, well you must be incredibly inept or just stupid.
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At 11/13/13 09:25 PM, Vinnyy wrote: Only simple stuff such as noodles and scrambled eggs.
Even noodles get cold quickly.
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I would rate my cooking at about 2/10. I can follow a recipe, I know the properties and theory of the food I'm cooking, and how different methods of preparation affect taste and presentation. I can deviate from a recipe, make a new one, and combine them, but I have o lay cooked for a few dozen different people.
I have eaten several 5-Star meals (which would be a 7-8 out of 10). I know some people with decades of experience in the kitchen, and I'd rate them around 4 or 5. I have worked in a few restaurants and a fast food spot (maybe 1-3 out of 10)
At 11/13/13 08:44 PM, GameChild214 wrote: I've tried cooking. Whether its simple microwaveables or intermediate stove dinners, and I fail each time. It seems like everything I try cooking ends up getting cold after like 3 minutes.
How can you fuck up a microwave meal? That's not even cookery..
I think I make a damn fine Thanksgiving turkey.
At 11/13/13 09:31 PM, GameChild214 wrote:At 11/13/13 09:25 PM, Vinnyy wrote: Only simple stuff such as noodles and scrambled eggs.Even noodles get cold quickly.
Do you complain when your ice cream melts, too?
At 11/13/13 08:44 PM, Thor wrote: JESSE
WE HAVE TO COOK
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I cook at least one thing every week. Not including grilling.
Yeah, but I'm not as enthusiastic about cooking as I am eating, or simply appreciating culinary technique, ingenuity and style (in other words, I enjoy gazing at a television screen while food and cooking shows are on).
The other day I took some old steak strips, browned a bunch of butter in a pan, made a sweet peanut sauce with peanut butter and other things, and tossed the steak in it. Yum!
i work as an assistant chef in a restaurant... so yeah i guess lol
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i dont believe in cooking because i need these hands for my career. So i always fear that the one day i decide to cook ill spill hot grease all over my hands and ill show up to work with nubs and be like tom pls dont fire me i cant do anything anymore. so FUCK COOKING.
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yeah, I cook for myself. I almost never eat out. Although I went out twice last week because I had nothing at home and all the shops are closed when I finish work.
It's not particularly difficult to cook for yourself, and "fast food" doesn't save you any time in the long run.
I've been eating salmon sandwiches all day :3 purr
At 11/14/13 12:20 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: It's not particularly difficult to cook for yourself, and "fast food" doesn't save you any time in the long run.
It depends. Not in my case where I live next to tons of them.
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At 11/14/13 12:35 AM, GameChild214 wrote: It depends. Not in my case where I live next to tons of them.
the money you spend on fast food goes a LOT further when you cook real food (i.e. not processed shit) for yourself
when you save time, you are saving yourself money because time = money
At 11/14/13 12:41 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: the money you spend on fast food goes a LOT further when you cook real food (i.e. not processed shit) for yourself
when you save time, you are saving yourself money because time = money
Yes, but it's hard for me to find precooked or cookable foods I can eat everyday and enjoy.
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Today I made porkchops, Thai curry rice, and corn on the cob.
It was very good.
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