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Response to Train runs over couple having sex 2013-11-08 15:08:04 Reply
At 11/8/13 09:12 AM, generalwinter wrote: I can somewhat understand the throes of passion. However, it would seem to me that given the choice between a nice comfy bed in a room with a lock on the door or a rusty tetanus infected piece of metal to engage in sex, the first would always outweigh the second. Add to that the inherent danger involved with the second option and well, we can conclude these two lovebirds were complete and utter morons.

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Response to Train runs over couple having sex 2013-11-08 15:23:12 Reply

I hope that climax was worth it; it's the last one she'll ever experience (assuming she did).

Lucky guy is lucky he's still alive.

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Response to Train runs over couple having sex 2013-11-08 16:20:30 Reply

Im disappointed that the guy didnt also die

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Response to Train runs over couple having sex 2013-11-08 16:21:31 Reply

PICS

I NEED PICS

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Response to Train runs over couple having sex 2013-11-08 16:24:13 Reply
At 11/8/13 04:21 PM, Lorkas wrote: PICS

I NEED PICS

to fap to?

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Response to Train runs over couple having sex 2013-11-08 16:26:50 Reply
At 11/8/13 09:07 AM, Elitistinen wrote: Who thought of this stupid idea? The boyfriend or girlfriend. I bet 100% it's the girlfriend bitch who thought of this.

They both just got fucked by a train, literally

You are literally using the word literally wrong, and you also just happen to be a mysoginist fuck.

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Response to Train runs over couple having sex 2013-11-08 16:32:05 Reply

Next time on Fatal Exhibitionism: A couple go doggy style in a Lion's cage but quickly find out there's more than one hungry pussy in that cage.

no really, the fuck were they thinking?

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Response to Train runs over couple having sex 2013-11-08 16:33:17 Reply
At 11/8/13 02:13 PM, Entice wrote:
At 11/8/13 02:02 PM, ManDeep wrote: I just love natural selection.
Lol fuck u

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Response to Train runs over couple having sex 2013-11-08 16:35:21 Reply
At 11/8/13 04:32 PM, HollowedPumkinz wrote: Next time on Fatal Exhibitionism: A couple go doggy style in a Lion's cage but quickly find out there's more than one hungry pussy in that cage.
no really, the fuck were they thinking?

Haha! XD Someone might have thought it was highly romantic to do so.

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Response to Train runs over couple having sex 2013-11-08 16:36:42 Reply

Were they wearing a condom?

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Response to Train runs over couple having sex 2013-11-08 16:43:55 Reply

Jesus Christ, that's what I call living on the edge.

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Response to Train runs over couple having sex 2013-11-08 16:46:16 Reply
At 11/8/13 02:32 PM, Cyberdevil wrote: As if loosing both both legs and girlfriend isn't enough... trespassing charges?!

Crazy world...

The correct charge is an arm and a leg, two legs and a girlfriend don't pay for shit.

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Response to Train runs over couple having sex 2013-11-08 16:46:54 Reply

natural selection at work

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Response to Train runs over couple having sex 2013-11-08 16:47:02 Reply
At 11/8/13 04:36 PM, k6ka wrote: Were they wearing a condom?

They obviously didn't think safety was very important.

so probably not?

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Response to Train runs over couple having sex 2013-11-08 16:47:26 Reply

Of all the ridiculous stories I've seen...

There is nothing below this.

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Response to Train runs over couple having sex 2013-11-08 16:48:52 Reply

That's fucking hilarious.

Science can't lie.

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Response to Train runs over couple having sex 2013-11-08 16:52:55 Reply
At 11/8/13 01:42 PM, JRob wrote:
At 11/8/13 01:28 PM, Entice wrote:
At 11/8/13 01:12 PM, Nor wrote: I be those sexual deviants were role-playing
Or ROLL playing cause the train ROLLED over them
I guess you could say that their sex went off the rails.

I don't like this train of thought

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Response to Train runs over couple having sex 2013-11-08 17:13:05 Reply

"Wait, I'm starting to climax!"

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Response to Train runs over couple having sex 2013-11-08 17:15:30 Reply
At 11/8/13 05:13 PM, T3XT wrote: "Wait, I'm starting to climax!"

Hahahaha, that's definitely one bonus of gay sex. Guys do NOT fuck about with orgasms.

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Response to Train runs over couple having sex 2013-11-08 17:20:05 Reply
At 11/8/13 04:24 PM, Supermonkeydude8888 wrote:
At 11/8/13 04:21 PM, Lorkas wrote: PICS

I NEED PICS
to fap to?

N-no!

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Response to Train runs over couple having sex 2013-11-08 17:24:55 Reply

I once heard someone say there's no place in the world that's a terrible place for sex. Now I wonder whether or not I can agree with that statement.

Just chillin' like always.

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Response to Train runs over couple having sex 2013-11-08 19:03:41 Reply
At 11/8/13 02:02 PM, ManDeep wrote: I just love natural selection.

Natural selection has never been so easily observed.

The only thing that would have made this a better example would have been if he had died as well.

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Response to Train runs over couple having sex 2013-11-08 19:05:14 Reply

Steamy.

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Response to Train runs over couple having sex 2013-11-08 19:13:19 Reply
At 11/8/13 04:26 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 11/8/13 09:07 AM, Elitistinen wrote: Who thought of this stupid idea? The boyfriend or girlfriend. I bet 100% it's the girlfriend bitch who thought of this.

They both just got fucked by a train, literally
You are literally using the word literally wrong, and you also just happen to be a mysoginist fuck.

I think the former is more offensive than the latter.

also

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Response to Train runs over couple having sex 2013-11-08 19:27:17 Reply
At 11/8/13 12:08 PM, Th-e wrote: Does this mean we have fresh nominees for the Darwin Awards?

Not nominees. Winners.

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Response to Train runs over couple having sex 2013-11-08 19:36:53 Reply

My favorite is still the guy who killed himself welding a grenade.

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Response to Train runs over couple having sex 2013-11-08 20:11:48 Reply
At 11/8/13 05:24 PM, Vinnyy wrote: I once heard someone say there's no place in the world that's a terrible place for sex. Now I wonder whether or not I can agree with that statement.

Another one added to the list.

And it's your thread too. lel

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Response to Train runs over couple having sex 2013-11-08 21:59:49 Reply

i wanted to laugh i even chuckled but i feel bad,i mean really how stupid where they but over all feel sorry for them

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Response to Train runs over couple having sex 2013-11-08 23:39:14 Reply

Hahaha serves em right

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Response to Train runs over couple having sex 2013-11-08 23:50:44 Reply
At 11/8/13 09:04 AM, Dragen wrote: This is what happens when you don't have safe sex:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/30/train-tracks-sex-run-over-ukraine-_n_4017485.html

I know it's pretty mean for me to do that but I thought it was funny. This would have been a perfect material for a segment of "1,000 Ways To Die!" right there had the show still been around.

That was...I have no word to describe this.

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