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This happens all the time in third world countries

At 11/7/13 11:55 AM, Makakaov wrote: It may be a very minor law, but it is still the law. I would not pass a stop sign without stopping before it of course. After all I'm white christian rightful law obeying citizen. No, I wouldn't be perfectly content if three police officers would decide to search my anus, but this kind of situation would never take place anytime, because I would not bypass the stop sign.

I'm sure that you've at least unintentionally broken one minor law in your life. Stop acting like you're above everyone and immune.

What of mine behaviour exaclty touhched you so much that you started PMing me hatemail?

I just don't like you tbh

As far as I know I'm posting only on BBS and to my "retarded" behaviour on BBS you respond on BBS.

Yup

Keep telling yourself that you're using reason, Judge Dredd.

You don't find it ironic that you're the one calling me Judge Dredd in this argument, when you're justifying a man getting anally probed for drugs for running a stop sign?

At 11/6/13 11:01 PM, Bishe wrote: I'm game for that. Crime is a seriously massive problem that deserves a seriously massive solution.

Massive boners

In dat ass

At 11/7/13 12:34 PM, Entice wrote: I'm sure that you've at least unintentionally broken one minor law in your life. Stop acting like you're above everyone and immune.

I'm not. Just because I have broken some laws before doesn't mean that now I'm excluded for life from promoting humility towards the law.

What of mine behaviour exaclty touhched you so much that you started PMing me hatemail?

I just don't like you tbh

But in your previous post you stated that you don't hold grudges against people.

Keep telling yourself that you're using reason, Judge Dredd.

You don't find it ironic that you're the one calling me Judge Dredd in this argument, when you're justifying a man getting anally probed for drugs for running a stop sign?

But I AM THE LAW.

>cop apologism

At 11/7/13 12:51 PM, Makakaov wrote: I'm not. Just because I have broken some laws before doesn't mean that now I'm excluded for life from promoting humility towards the law.

There's a difference between promoting humility towards the law and promoting police abusing their power

But in your previous post you stated that you don't hold grudges against people.

I'm a liar

At 11/7/13 01:02 PM, Entice wrote:

At 11/7/13 12:51 PM, Makakaov wrote: I'm not. Just because I have broken some laws before doesn't mean that now I'm excluded for life from promoting humility towards the law.

There's a difference between promoting humility towards the law and promoting police abusing their power

I'm pretty sure none of this would happen if Dave just stopped at the stop sign instead of playing a fucking edgy hero.

But in your previous post you stated that you don't hold grudges against people.

I'm a liar

I won, k, thx, bai.

At 11/7/13 01:06 PM, Makakaov wrote: I'm pretty sure none of this would happen if Dave just stopped at the stop sign instead of playing a fucking edgy hero.

Running a stop sign is edgy?

another victim of the war on drugs lol

--supergandhi64

He had a deep-seated problem.

His inner demons were trying to get out.

At 11/6/13 10:55 PM, Wegra wrote: For passing through a stop sign

Seriously 14 HOURS for all this shit? AND got billed for it? Man I hope those douchebag cops and doctors get whats coming to them. No one should ever have to go through that kind of thing

At least it means he won't have to worry about his upcoming prostate exam.

If they anally fingered all prisoners there would be no more crime.

Though it would be a horrible place to live in.

They should just use those airport body scanners.

At 11/6/13 11:47 PM, TheKlown wrote: I was raped by a cop once that put his hands up my ass

Fucking screencapped for posteriority.

At 11/7/13 02:56 AM, Wegra wrote: What does that have to do with anything?

Defending yourself against cops trying to violate your rights?

At 11/8/13 12:24 AM, LemonCrush wrote:

At 11/7/13 02:56 AM, Wegra wrote: What does that have to do with anything?

Defending yourself against cops trying to violate your rights?

lol Yeah, if a cop ever crosses the line, you'll be fine if you're armed.

No picture? I'd like to know what ethnicity this guy is.

The cop must have really wanted his ass to have made up a story like that.

1. Eckert’s abdominal area was X-rayed; no narcotics were found.

2. Doctors then performed an exam of Eckert’s anus with their fingers; no narcotics were found.

3. Doctors performed a second exam of Eckert’s anus with their fingers; no narcotics were found.

4. Doctors penetrated Eckert’s anus to insert an enema. Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers. Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool. No narcotics were found.

5. Doctors penetrated Eckert’s anus to insert an enema a second time. Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers. Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool. No narcotics were found.

6. Doctors penetrated Eckert’s anus to insert an enema a third time. Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers. Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool. No narcotics were found.

7. Doctors then X-rayed Eckert again; no narcotics were found.

8. Doctors prepared Eckert for surgery, sedated him, and then performed a colonoscopy where a scope with a camera was inserted into Eckert’s anus, rectum, colon, and large intestines. No narcotics were found.

Ahaha, that fucking sucks. It really makes you think about the qualification of the authorities involved.

He was pulled over because he "failed to fully stop," in other words, he probably slowed down a lot without technically stopping like most of us do. As for clenching his butt, I hope he just does a lot of squats and has a rock hard ass. Having to get 14 hours of searches for being suspected to be clenching your butt would be one hell of a compliment for such a person.

Whoa, could you imagine? I cringed a little just by reading the OP!

At 11/8/13 12:31 AM, Sense-Offender wrote: lol Yeah, if a cop ever crosses the line, you'll be fine if you're armed.

Kind of hard for them to stick fingers up your ass if they're bleeding from a gunshot wound, dont ya think?

saw this earlier today on wade's facebook and im thinking the same way what the fuck is wrong with the cops are they obsession with anal proding

At 11/9/13 01:43 AM, Viper50 wrote: And then you'll go to jail for shooting a police officer......

Which should not be a crime if they're violating your constitutional, hell, HUMAN, rights

At 11/9/13 01:43 AM, Viper50 wrote: And then you'll go to jail for shooting a police officer......

To elaborate: Cops are civilians just like you or me. There's nothing that gives them special privilege or power to violate your rights. In fact, there are laws upon laws against it.

There's no reason why shooting one of them should be different than shooting anyone else who attacks you.

At 11/9/13 01:54 AM, Viper50 wrote: It'd still be murder and the last time I checked murder is illegal......

Self-defense is justifiable murder.

At 11/9/13 12:45 AM, LemonCrush wrote:

At 11/8/13 12:31 AM, Sense-Offender wrote: lol Yeah, if a cop ever crosses the line, you'll be fine if you're armed.

Kind of hard for them to stick fingers up your ass if they're bleeding from a gunshot wound, dont ya think?

And you still don't see what's retarded about what you're saying.

At 11/9/13 01:53 AM, LemonCrush wrote: To elaborate: Cops are civilians just like you or me. There's nothing that gives them special privilege or power to violate your rights. In fact, there are laws upon laws against it.

There's no reason why shooting one of them should be different than shooting anyone else who attacks you.

You are literally retarded. Do you have autism?