Girl Problem

[420yoloer]

You see, a close friend of mine who I do not like that much anymore has the female friend I just met, and we seemed to hit it off well. When I moved to her city she started asking me to hang out and eventually we started having sex. Just hanging out and having fun, nothing serious.

My friend, even though he's never so much as kissed her, was being a braggart the other day and said "I think she wants my d". Just because of some sexual joke she made around him or something. That would have been a douchey thing to say normally, but considering that I was fucking her and he wasn't I couldn't take it. So I said "yeah, if she wants your dick so much why haven't you slept with her yet?" He said that it would be immoral because his best friend dated her a year ago. Tired of his bullshit I left.

The next day the girl called me, furious. My friend told her that I had been the one bragging about sex. Apparently he lied and said that I directly admitted to be having sex with her, when I never did. She didn't believe me though. I confronted my friend about it, but he's trying to play the role of the "innocent nice guy".

What can I do, to get back at my friend and start seeing the girl again?

[Supermonkeydude8888]

You're all douches.

You a douche

he a douche

she a douche

[JRob]

Why is everyone having girl problems as of late?

At 11/4/13 11:43 PM, Supermonkeydude8888 wrote: You're all douches.

You a douche

he a douche

she a douche

I am a douche
You are a douche
He/she/it is a douche

We are douches
You are douches
They are douches

[exudaz]

I bet she's this ugly.

[exudaz]

You don't know the first thing about picking out girls.

[420yoloer]

So is no one here are going to give me a decent reply?

[exudaz]

At 11/4/13 11:58 PM, 420yoloer wrote: So is no one here are going to give me a decent reply?

I just instructed you on getting a new girlfriend you ingrate.
You should be thanking me.

[420yoloer]

At 11/5/13 12:04 AM, exudaz wrote: I just instructed you on getting a new girlfriend you ingrate.
You should be thanking me.

I do not want to get a new girlfriend right now though
That is not what I asked for

[exudaz]

At 11/5/13 12:13 AM, 420yoloer wrote:

At 11/5/13 12:04 AM, exudaz wrote: I just instructed you on getting a new girlfriend you ingrate.
You should be thanking me.

I do not want to get a new girlfriend right now though
That is not what I asked for

Then get a boyfriend.
I don't know what you want, solve your own shit.

[JRob]

At 11/4/13 11:58 PM, 420yoloer wrote: So is no one here are going to give me a decent reply?

>asking the internet for dating advice
>asking NGBBS General for dating advice

[poxpower]

Why are you friends with that guy?
Distance yourself from this cock-blocking idiot.

[ragnkinson]

At 11/5/13 01:46 AM, poxpower wrote: Why are you friends with that guy?
Distance yourself from this cock-blocking idiot.

What this wise person said

[Halberd]

i got 99 problems but a gf isnt one

[ManDeep]

Given your username, i'd think you should off yourself.

[ZeroAsALimit]

At 11/4/13 11:58 PM, 420yoloer wrote: So is no one here are going to give me a decent reply?

Aside from you telling her that you are not friends with the guy, there is nothing you can really do. And if she has been friends with him for so long, I hate to say it, but it doesn't look too great. Worth your while anyhow.

LOL, sex is nothing serious? Nga plz.

[mechadude32]

Well according to this story, you are going to Hell with that girl, and maybe your friend...
But hey, i heard the winds are lovely in Hell this time of year...
Also, your username, just, fuck you.

[420yoloer]

At 11/5/13 01:55 PM, mechadude32 wrote: Well according to this story, you are going to Hell with that girl, and maybe your friend...
But hey, i heard the winds are lovely in Hell this time of year...

So if I fuck some girl and my friend gets jealous I deserve to go to hell by your logic?

Also, your username, just, fuck you.

It's just a joke dude.

At 11/5/13 05:54 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: LOL, sex is nothing serious? Nga plz.

Well I'm not about to marry her or anything. I guess it depends on how you interpret "serious".

[mechadude32]

At 11/5/13 02:50 PM, 420yoloer wrote:

At 11/5/13 01:55 PM, mechadude32 wrote: Well according to this story, you are going to Hell with that girl, and maybe your friend...
But hey, i heard the winds are lovely in Hell this time of year...

So if I fuck some girl and my friend gets jealous I deserve to go to hell by your logic?

Actually, it is the Bibles logic... so... tell Satan i said hai!

[Boomstick]

Slip her the D when she's sleeping.

[ash]

lol oh man, you dun goofed

[FlakJaketPro]

Name is "420yoloer"
Not sure if 13 or just below average IQ

[Pixel-DJ]

At 11/4/13 11:39 PM, 420yoloer wrote: You see, a close friend of mine who I do not like that much anymore has the female friend I just met, and we seemed to hit it off well. When I moved to her city she started asking me to hang out and eventually we started having sex. Just hanging out and having fun, nothing serious.

My friend, even though he's never so much as kissed her, was being a braggart the other day and said "I think she wants my d". Just because of some sexual joke she made around him or something. That would have been a douchey thing to say normally, but considering that I was fucking her and he wasn't I couldn't take it. So I said "yeah, if she wants your dick so much why haven't you slept with her yet?" He said that it would be immoral because his best friend dated her a year ago. Tired of his bullshit I left.

The next day the girl called me, furious. My friend told her that I had been the one bragging about sex. Apparently he lied and said that I directly admitted to be having sex with her, when I never did. She didn't believe me though. I confronted my friend about it, but he's trying to play the role of the "innocent nice guy".

What can I do, to get back at my friend and start seeing the girl again?

I gotcha baq brah. Here is what you do.. You grab a bitch (female dog), a tortilla, a golf club, and a shaveing razor. Share the tortilla with the bitch and play a few holes of golf to take your mind off things. After that take a shower with the bitch and shave all your face/pubic hair off that you probably dont have. Then invite the girl over for dinner (or tea) while also inviteing the guy, but dont tell either about each other. When they get there grab your bitch and your golf club, state the truth about what heppend and leave, get over her, accept the fact that people are mean and live your life like yolo swag fag you may or may not be. Correct me if i'm wrong. (btw forgive me for my lack of spelling knowledge)

[Bit]

You shouldn't ask for relationship advice on the Newgrounds BBS.

Everyone clicked on this thread expecting the thread to be a joke. You know, the funny sort of thread where it starts out like a serious question and then quickly degrades into a farce.

We never expected that anyone would actually want to ask Newgrounds about any sort of problem, let alone a 'girl problem'.

[Scarface]

At 11/5/13 01:46 AM, poxpower wrote: Why are you friends with that guy?
Distance yourself from this cock-blocking idiot.

This.

In addition to what pox said, OP, this guy did more than just cock-block you, he's a lying sack of shit who's willing to spread untrue shit about you just because you said something true, that he had in fact not slept with this girl.

[dymck1]

Isn't it obvious what to do? Stop being friends with that guy, he's a dick.

[TailsPrower]

The title of this thread is redundant. Bros before hoes, ya dingus.

[Strength]

cant even fuck with yall

[Cyberdevil]

At 11/4/13 11:39 PM, 420yoloer wrote: What can I do, to get back at my friend and start seeing the girl again?

He doesn't sound like a friend. Best dump him and get the girl.

[Splats]

At 11/4/13 11:39 PM, 420yoloer wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEHSRgwvbcI

[Captain-Slugworth]

420yoloer

Ha!