What if...

[Entice]

...you met the woman of your dreams. She's the most beautiful woman you've ever seen and she's head over heels in love with you. You decide to marry. The night before your wedding she reveals to you a bizarre family tradition. You have to make love to her in the missionary position, while her dad fondles you from behind with his hands and genitals. He does not penetrate you, but he rubs his penis across your anus and you must let him cum anywhere on you. This is the only way you can have her. If you don't, her family will banish you from ever speaking to her again. After the ritual the family will not interfere with you or your wife's life, and let you leave the family if you wish. Do you do it? Or do you give her up?

[Prinzy2]

Her folks died just before we were going to do all that, sorry sweetheart.

[Eggy]

Meh ditch her. Plenty more fish in the sea.

[CiviLies]

"Oh wow, that's terrible how your daddy's dick was mysteriously sawed off five minutes after you told me about that family tradition, yeah, real shame.
Wanna fuck now?"

[DM692]

At 11/4/13 12:59 AM, CiviLies wrote: "Oh wow, that's terrible how your daddy's dick was mysteriously sawed off five minutes after you told me about that family tradition, yeah, real shame.

This doesn't seem very wise.

Have you ever heard of a stump grinder?

[Nor]

No, not worth it

[argile]

Yeah let's make this happen,

[McJobes]

Where do I sign up?

[Tribal]

If I really love her, that should be something I can deal with.

[Dew]

This is just uncreative spam if you ask me.

[BasedBubbus]

i would do this with a one night stand

[ManDeep]

At 11/4/13 12:11 AM, Entice wrote: ...you met the woman of your dreams. She's the most beautiful woman you've ever seen and she's head over heels in love with you. You decide to marry. The night before your wedding she reveals to you a bizarre family tradition. You have to make love to her in the missionary position, while her dad fondles you from behind with his hands and genitals. He does not penetrate you, but he rubs his penis across your anus and you must let him cum anywhere on you. This is the only way you can have her. If you don't, her family will banish you from ever speaking to her again. After the ritual the family will not interfere with you or your wife's life, and let you leave the family if you wish. Do you do it? Or do you give her up?

Wow that sure is a likely situation you can get yourself into. I mean, i can see myself getting fondled for family tradition, but to marry the most beautiful woman i've ever seen? Not likely.

[NewgroundsMike]

And that, kids, is why it's always good to know an Italian mafioso who you DO NOT owe money to.

[Mismo]

One night of sexual discomfort in exchange for a life time of awesome dreamlike sex. I'd be insulted if he didn't cum my face.

[ZeroAsALimit]

Wait.....that's not normal?

[Makakaov]

If she really loves me, she'll go with me away from these gay people.

[supergandhi64]

At 11/4/13 05:07 AM, Dew wrote: This is just uncreative spam if you ask me.

i hear you . . . some people really need to get their mind out of the gutter lol

--supergandhi64

[Entice]

At 11/4/13 03:40 PM, Makakaov wrote: If she really loves me, she'll go with me away from these gay people.

Her family is holding her prisoner

[Makakaov]

At 11/4/13 04:45 PM, Entice wrote:

At 11/4/13 03:40 PM, Makakaov wrote: If she really loves me, she'll go with me away from these gay people.

Her family is holding her prisoner

Get cops on their asses, or just claim her by force.

[Jester]

Why not, i'm an open-minded person

[AxTekk]

Fucking bonus, let's have at this incestuous bisexual threesome shit

[Boomstick]

Yeah, I'm fine with this. Although water will never be hot enough to wash away the shame.

[Entice]

At 11/4/13 05:01 PM, Makakaov wrote: Get cops on their asses, or just claim her by force.

The cops in her small town are part of the family cult! You try to call the police in a nearby city but get mysteriously murdered before you can.

Game over. Turn back to page 43 and pick a different path!

[Viper]

I'd have to think about it REALLY hard.
On the one hand I'd get to be with this chick whom I can be with any time I want.
On the other I'd have to have been part of a 3-way with her and her dad.....and no matter how hard I scrub the thought that it happened will never go away. But then again it IS just one time.
I don't know.....not really "into" being fondled by dudes.

[Little-Kinky]

Sounds like fun.

[Nach0s]

If her dad looks like Ryan Gosling or Joseph-Gordon Levitt? Maybe.

[Thor]

hell yeah

[Natick]

this only happens once, right?

[Thor]

At 11/4/13 06:00 PM, Thor wrote: hell yeah

Now that I think about it... No.

[Entice]

At 11/4/13 06:02 PM, Natick wrote: this only happens once, right?

Yup

I thought u blocked me :3