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They're Breeding! 2013-11-01 16:45:53 Reply

Everyone knows that neckbeard permavirgins can never get laid, except through rape, which they always fail at
So where are the new ones coming from???
How is such a being born from an ordinary human?

They're Breeding!

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Response to They're Breeding! 2013-11-01 16:48:35 Reply

At 11/1/13 04:45 PM, Entice wrote: Everyone knows that neckbeard permavirgins can never get laid, except through rape, which they always fail at
So where are the new ones coming from???
How is such a being born from an ordinary human?

Given that even the females have neckbeards, some say they are not born at all but grown

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Response to They're Breeding! 2013-11-01 16:49:23 Reply

At 11/1/13 04:48 PM, DecimatorOmega wrote: Fugly people meet other fugly people? I dunno.

I forgot to mention before but they also likely have autism (see: Chris-Chan)

I'm sorry for your disability brother

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Response to They're Breeding! 2013-11-01 16:51:20 Reply

Everyone knows that neckbeardism isn't genetic, it's a bacteria, spread through internet websites like reddit and 4chan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnYPoPHmMF4

Early stages of the illness.

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Response to They're Breeding! 2013-11-01 16:51:38 Reply

At 11/1/13 04:50 PM, DecimatorOmega wrote: What a fucking joke.

It's true man
Chris Chan has HIGH FUNCTIONING autism
They means he's a relatively good example of what having autism is like, right?

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Response to They're Breeding! 2013-11-01 16:57:51 Reply

i met this girl once she was into guys in neckbeards because she like to pretend and shit bro so she wants me to act as if im a rapist shes fucking crazy bro but i dig it


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Response to They're Breeding! 2013-11-01 17:10:22 Reply

At 11/1/13 04:45 PM, Entice wrote: Everyone knows that neckbeard permavirgins can never get laid, except through rape, which they always fail at
So where are the new ones coming from???
How is such a being born from an ordinary human?

shinky trills


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Response to They're Breeding! 2013-11-01 17:17:55 Reply

At 11/1/13 04:45 PM, Entice wrote: Everyone knows that neckbeard permavirgins can never get laid, except through rape, which they always fail at

because there is absolutely nothing more important in life than getting laid


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Response to They're Breeding! 2013-11-01 17:18:30 Reply

At 11/1/13 05:17 PM, Natick wrote: because there is absolutely nothing more important in life than getting laid

it's okay
calm your virginrage
let go of the HATE

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Response to They're Breeding! 2013-11-01 17:20:37 Reply

At 11/1/13 05:19 PM, Savant wrote: don't base people solely on how they look, its shallow and makes you a big, arrogant jerk lol

--supergandhi64

NOO STAWP

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Response to They're Breeding! 2013-11-01 17:22:22 Reply

At 11/1/13 05:18 PM, Entice wrote: it's okay
calm your virginrage
let go of the HATE

i'm perfectly calm, thank you
just saying that if this is what normally pretty cool guys like yourself turn into after routinely fucking like every living thing on this planet is already biologically hardwired to do, than it kind of proves why i'm in no rush, never have been and never will be


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Response to They're Breeding! 2013-11-01 17:23:38 Reply

I heard they were secretly born in test tubes in a hidden facility deep underground in Canada and sent all over the world by a mad scientist.


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Response to They're Breeding! 2013-11-01 17:58:00 Reply

they have sex among eachother like dogs


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Response to They're Breeding! 2013-11-01 18:08:56 Reply

are you making fun of people who save themselves for marriage? that's not cool lol

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Response to They're Breeding! 2013-11-01 18:12:05 Reply

At 11/1/13 04:48 PM, DecimatorOmega wrote: Fugly people meet other fugly people? I dunno.

Here's one of them. I bet you have a fedora sitting right next to the "le anonymouse xd" mask.


Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
ScaryPicnic made me do it.My letterboxd.

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Response to They're Breeding! 2013-11-01 18:16:11 Reply

At 11/1/13 04:45 PM, Entice wrote: Everyone knows that neckbeard permavirgins can never get laid, except through rape, which they always fail at
So where are the new ones coming from???
How is such a being born from an ordinary human?

The moment you go on reddit is the moment you get infected by the neckbeard disease.


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Response to They're Breeding! 2013-11-01 18:46:48 Reply

don't let them get to you . . . they're probably just writing obnoxious stuff to fish for replies & if they really believe in what they're posting then they're rejects who aren't worth your time lol

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Response to They're Breeding! 2013-11-01 19:00:13 Reply

At 11/1/13 06:14 PM, WarIock wrote:
At 11/1/13 06:12 PM, Slint wrote:
At 11/1/13 04:48 PM, DecimatorOmega wrote: Fugly people meet other fugly people? I dunno.
Here's one of them. I bet you have a fedora sitting right next to the "le anonymouse xd" mask.
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They're Breeding!


I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ

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Response to They're Breeding! 2013-11-01 20:36:44 Reply

Why is everyone saying virginity is a bad thing?
It's not a big deal, also this is a hateful very hateful thread.
Then again... I don't give zero fucks...

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Response to They're Breeding! 2013-11-01 20:39:47 Reply

I don't see how hard it is to get laid these days, all you have to go to is a bar or a party and talk to woman. so hard!

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Response to They're Breeding! 2013-11-01 20:43:11 Reply

At 11/1/13 06:22 PM, DecimatorOmega wrote:
At 11/1/13 06:12 PM, Slint wrote:
At 11/1/13 04:48 PM, DecimatorOmega wrote: Fugly people meet other fugly people? I dunno.
Here's one of them. I bet you have a fedora sitting right next to the "le anonymouse xd" mask.
It's a hoodie, retard. I don't own a fucking fedora.

  

They're Breeding!


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Response to They're Breeding! 2013-11-01 20:44:56 Reply

At 11/1/13 07:00 PM, Boomstick wrote:
At 11/1/13 06:14 PM, WarIock wrote:
At 11/1/13 06:12 PM, Slint wrote:
At 11/1/13 04:48 PM, DecimatorOmega wrote: Fugly people meet other fugly people? I dunno.
Here's one of them. I bet you have a fedora sitting right next to the "le anonymouse xd" mask.
.

    

They're Breeding!


Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
ScaryPicnic made me do it.My letterboxd.

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Response to They're Breeding! 2013-11-01 20:53:01 Reply

wow this actually made people mad
I didn't realize Newgrounds was THAT much of a festering virginal pisshole

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Response to They're Breeding! 2013-11-01 20:59:20 Reply

There is an uncanny number of awful things happening in this thread.

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Response to They're Breeding! 2013-11-01 21:39:55 Reply

I think it was around 90s, when world went from "It's easy to make a kid. True art is to bring it up correctly" to "Getting laid is more important and harder than getting a good degree and job."