They're Breeding!
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Everyone knows that neckbeard permavirgins can never get laid, except through rape, which they always fail at
So where are the new ones coming from???
How is such a being born from an ordinary human?
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At 11/1/13 04:45 PM, Entice wrote: Everyone knows that neckbeard permavirgins can never get laid, except through rape, which they always fail at
So where are the new ones coming from???
How is such a being born from an ordinary human?
Given that even the females have neckbeards, some say they are not born at all but grown
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At 11/1/13 04:48 PM, DecimatorOmega wrote: Fugly people meet other fugly people? I dunno.
I forgot to mention before but they also likely have autism (see: Chris-Chan)
I'm sorry for your disability brother
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Everyone knows that neckbeardism isn't genetic, it's a bacteria, spread through internet websites like reddit and 4chan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnYPoPHmMF4
Early stages of the illness.
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At 11/1/13 04:50 PM, DecimatorOmega wrote: What a fucking joke.
It's true man
Chris Chan has HIGH FUNCTIONING autism
They means he's a relatively good example of what having autism is like, right?
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i met this girl once she was into guys in neckbeards because she like to pretend and shit bro so she wants me to act as if im a rapist shes fucking crazy bro but i dig it
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At 11/1/13 04:45 PM, Entice wrote: Everyone knows that neckbeard permavirgins can never get laid, except through rape, which they always fail at
So where are the new ones coming from???
How is such a being born from an ordinary human?
shinky trills
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At 11/1/13 04:45 PM, Entice wrote: Everyone knows that neckbeard permavirgins can never get laid, except through rape, which they always fail at
because there is absolutely nothing more important in life than getting laid
When ever you feel powerless, just remember this.
A single one of your pubes can shut down an entire restaurant. - Conal / MOTW: O Lucky Man!
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At 11/1/13 05:17 PM, Natick wrote: because there is absolutely nothing more important in life than getting laid
it's okay
calm your virginrage
let go of the HATE
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At 11/1/13 05:19 PM, Savant wrote: don't base people solely on how they look, its shallow and makes you a big, arrogant jerk lol
--supergandhi64
NOO STAWP
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At 11/1/13 05:18 PM, Entice wrote: it's okay
calm your virginrage
let go of the HATE
i'm perfectly calm, thank you
just saying that if this is what normally pretty cool guys like yourself turn into after routinely fucking like every living thing on this planet is already biologically hardwired to do, than it kind of proves why i'm in no rush, never have been and never will be
When ever you feel powerless, just remember this.
A single one of your pubes can shut down an entire restaurant. - Conal / MOTW: O Lucky Man!
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I heard they were secretly born in test tubes in a hidden facility deep underground in Canada and sent all over the world by a mad scientist.
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are you making fun of people who save themselves for marriage? that's not cool lol
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At 11/1/13 04:48 PM, DecimatorOmega wrote: Fugly people meet other fugly people? I dunno.
Here's one of them. I bet you have a fedora sitting right next to the "le anonymouse xd" mask.
Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
ScaryPicnic made me do it.My letterboxd.
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At 11/1/13 04:45 PM, Entice wrote: Everyone knows that neckbeard permavirgins can never get laid, except through rape, which they always fail at
So where are the new ones coming from???
How is such a being born from an ordinary human?
The moment you go on reddit is the moment you get infected by the neckbeard disease.
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don't let them get to you . . . they're probably just writing obnoxious stuff to fish for replies & if they really believe in what they're posting then they're rejects who aren't worth your time lol
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At 11/1/13 06:14 PM, WarIock wrote:At 11/1/13 06:12 PM, Slint wrote:.At 11/1/13 04:48 PM, DecimatorOmega wrote: Fugly people meet other fugly people? I dunno.Here's one of them. I bet you have a fedora sitting right next to the "le anonymouse xd" mask.
I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ
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Why is everyone saying virginity is a bad thing?
It's not a big deal, also this is a hateful very hateful thread.
Then again... I don't give zero fucks...
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I don't see how hard it is to get laid these days, all you have to go to is a bar or a party and talk to woman. so hard!
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At 11/1/13 06:22 PM, DecimatorOmega wrote:At 11/1/13 06:12 PM, Slint wrote:It's a hoodie, retard. I don't own a fucking fedora.At 11/1/13 04:48 PM, DecimatorOmega wrote: Fugly people meet other fugly people? I dunno.Here's one of them. I bet you have a fedora sitting right next to the "le anonymouse xd" mask.
Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
ScaryPicnic made me do it.My letterboxd.
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At 11/1/13 07:00 PM, Boomstick wrote:At 11/1/13 06:14 PM, WarIock wrote:At 11/1/13 06:12 PM, Slint wrote:.At 11/1/13 04:48 PM, DecimatorOmega wrote: Fugly people meet other fugly people? I dunno.Here's one of them. I bet you have a fedora sitting right next to the "le anonymouse xd" mask.
Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
ScaryPicnic made me do it.My letterboxd.
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wow this actually made people mad
I didn't realize Newgrounds was THAT much of a festering virginal pisshole
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There is an uncanny number of awful things happening in this thread.
You look nice today.
This guy brutally sodomizes me.
Cereal is pretty cool. If you're cool you'll add me on Steam. Also, Letterboxd.
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I think it was around 90s, when world went from "It's easy to make a kid. True art is to bring it up correctly" to "Getting laid is more important and harder than getting a good degree and job."




