I was about to have an intense right bicep workout but then I noticed the date - November 1st. The first day of the month, perfect time to start the toughest challenge known to Man - No Fap November.
I invite all of you to participate. What's the point, you might ask? Just for the sake of doing it. A test of will. And before one of you pussies say anything about masturbation preventing testicular cancer - fuck you.
what a baby challenge i've gone all my life without playing with myself lol
--supergandhi64
At 11/1/13 03:46 PM, Lorkas wrote:
I invite all of you to participate. What's the point, you might ask? Just for the sake of doing it. A test of will. And before one of you pussies say anything about masturbation preventing testicular cancer - fuck you.
Fuck you too, You Swedish cocksucker! I'm not risking cancer for you.
Well, heck. I already spoiled the spirit of the Holiday.
I can go 1 week without the fap easily. After that will be the real test of my will power.
lel
At 11/1/13 03:50 PM, kisame wrote:At 11/1/13 03:46 PM, Lorkas wrote:I invite all of you to participate. What's the point, you might ask? Just for the sake of doing it. A test of will. And before one of you pussies say anything about masturbation preventing testicular cancer - fuck you.Fuck you too, You Swedish cocksucker! I'm not risking cancer for you.
Swedish cock sucker. Two of those words are lies!
Also just because you don't masturbate doesn't mean you'll get cancer.
A man turns into an empty, hollow shell of his former self
Feminism is yet to affect my life in any way other than by filling websites I go to with crude feminist hate- Jester
At 11/1/13 03:55 PM, Lorkas wrote:
Swedish cock sucker. Two of those words are lies!
Fuck you too, You Swedish cocksucker! I'm not risking cancer for you.
Also just because you don't masturbate doesn't mean you'll get cancer.
Science says otherwise, You backwards Lithuanian fuckchild.
At 11/1/13 04:00 PM, kisame wrote:At 11/1/13 03:55 PM, Lorkas wrote:Science says otherwise, You backwards Lithuanian fuckchild.Swedish cock sucker. Two of those words are lies!
Fuck you too, You Swedish cocksucker! I'm not risking cancer for you.
Also just because you don't masturbate doesn't mean you'll get cancer.
It doesn't go both ways. Same thing with drinking red wine, it lowers the risk of cancer, but doesn't mean you're increasing your risks of getting cancer by not drinking it.
But keep on fapping you pony loving permavirgin. I'm sure your father is proud of you.
At 11/1/13 04:08 PM, Lorkas wrote: Same thing with drinking red wine, it lowers the risk of cancer
Can't alcohol give you liver cancer
At 11/1/13 04:12 PM, Entice wrote:At 11/1/13 04:08 PM, Lorkas wrote: Same thing with drinking red wine, it lowers the risk of cancerCan't alcohol give you liver cancer
Yes, and frequent masturbation increases the risk of prostate cancer in younger men (but not in older men). It's strange like that.
The simplest task can be the hardest to commit to.
At 11/1/13 04:17 PM, argile wrote: The simplest task can be the hardest to commit to.
It usually is.
At 11/1/13 04:38 PM, DecimatorOmega wrote: I did that last year. It was retarded. I prefer the fapping.
It was worth it though right?
At 11/1/13 04:17 PM, Lorkas wrote:
Yes, and frequent masturbation increases the risk of prostate cancer in younger men (but not in older men). It's strange like that.
Either post a link or GTFO, you filthy European bastard.
XBL Gamertag: Cpt D3FAULT | PSN ID: SNEAKYGAMEBOY | GAMING SINCE 2002 ;D
At 11/1/13 04:19 PM, Piggler wrote: I thought it was No Fap September.
I thought it was February.
Yep it was.
Still pointless back then also.
When this post hits 88 mph, you're going to see some serious friendship.
Let's Player, Artist, Pony writer, Cuteness!
I wouldn't make it past twelve to twenty-four hours, so I shall not play this game.
At 11/1/13 05:12 PM, DecimatorOmega wrote: I was going crazy and it was impossible to sleep.
Really? I've gone for like 3 months without fapping before and was completely fine after day 1.
At 11/1/13 03:55 PM, Lorkas wrote:At 11/1/13 03:50 PM, kisame wrote: Fuck you too, You Swedish cocksucker! I'm not risking cancer for you.Swedish cock sucker. Two of those words are lies!
Fun fact: Swedes don't know how to fap...
At 11/1/13 04:17 PM, argile wrote: The simplest task can be the hardest to commit to.
I have however made almost a whole month on february with fapping 3 years ago. Now As for a real Challenge I think a really hard one should be like abstaining from personal entertainment on Electronics.
Once, I didn't masturbate. BAM! Ball cancer! Luckily, I wanked the tumour dead.
What if we hands-free ejac with our mind power?
Does that still count as fapping?
I attempted to, but then I roped one out in the shower last night. Smash Girl did it for me.
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