Seem like a nice (parody) religion. You talk about foods all the time. Jeez! Noodles, ramen, udon, pho, perciatelli, lasagne, lamian and of course, Spaghetti! No way you can disprove the existence of FSM! He Boiled For Your Sins, then you enjoy his taste!
Pastafarians, peaceful people who serves you noodles. We celebrate all religions' holidays, well, in our way. R'amen!
At 10/29/13 11:00 AM, Elitistinen wrote:
Pastafarians, peaceful people who serves you noodles. We celebrate all religions' holidays, well, in our way. R'amen!
*flapping noise*
"I always wanted to start my own religion... so I did!"
At 10/29/13 11:13 AM, TowelMarket wrote: "I always wanted to start my own religion... so I did!"
And no one can deny it. R'amen
It's it just as legit a religion as scientology, maybe even more so since it was intended to be a religion, parody or not...
At 10/29/13 11:52 AM, JayTheWiz wrote: It's it just as legit a religion as scientology, maybe even more so since it was intended to be a religion, parody or not...
Implying Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, Islam and Judaism are totally legit. I see where you're going.
At 10/29/13 11:54 AM, Elitistinen wrote:At 10/29/13 11:52 AM, JayTheWiz wrote: It's it just as legit a religion as scientology, maybe even more so since it was intended to be a religion, parody or not...Implying Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, Islam and Judaism are totally legit. I see where you're going.
Wha-... I would never imply something such as that. <_<
I've been touched his noodly appendage.
Have you?
At 10/29/13 12:14 PM, Amaranthus wrote: I love spaghetti.
Can I eat our god?
Please?
Granted, go to the nearest Italian restaurant and get an XXL bowl of spaghetti. You Shall Taste The Great Touch.
It's all fun and games until Ben Affleck and Matt Dammon show up to kill everyone and eat your false prophet...
Once upon a time...
At 10/29/13 06:36 PM, Slacker013 wrote: It's all fun and games until Ben Affleck and Matt Dammon show up to kill everyone and eat your false prophet...
FSM is the true prophet. FSM made Jesus, Allah, Yahweh, Buddha and your mom.
i only worship shrek, gippo dudee, king bolbi and dunany sorry
ńęwgróuńdśęś ręśidęńt pątrićiąń
At 10/29/13 08:07 PM, Elitistinen wrote:At 10/29/13 06:36 PM, Slacker013 wrote: It's all fun and games until Ben Affleck and Matt Dammon show up to kill everyone and eat your false prophet...FSM is the true prophet. FSM made Jesus, Allah, Yahweh, Buddha and your mom.
Actually the ignorance of man created Jesus, Allah, Yahweh, and Buddha. Your mom and FSM are just false prophecies that should be exterminated!
Once upon a time...
At 10/29/13 08:12 PM, Slacker013 wrote: Actually the ignorance of man created Jesus, Allah, Yahweh, and Buddha. Your mom and FSM are just false prophecies that should be exterminated!
Can't argue with that. I'm in FSM for fun... and foods.
At 10/29/13 08:28 PM, Spooky wrote:At 10/29/13 08:12 PM, Slacker013 wrote: Actually the ignorance of man created Jesus, Allah, Yahweh, and Buddha.Jesus and Buddha are accepted as historical humans.
Until the part that they all flied to the sky.
At 10/29/13 08:32 PM, Spooky wrote:At 10/29/13 08:30 PM, Elitistinen wrote: Until the part that they all flied to the sky.When did Buddha fly into the sky?
Didn't check that sorry...
Check that first I'd-really-rather-you-didn't breh, r'Amen
At 10/29/13 08:37 PM, AxTekk wrote: Check that first I'd-really-rather-you-didn't breh, r'Amen
Please elaborate? R'amen.
At 10/29/13 08:28 PM, Spooky wrote:At 10/29/13 08:12 PM, Slacker013 wrote: Actually the ignorance of man created Jesus, Allah, Yahweh, and Buddha.Jesus and Buddha are accepted as historical humans.
The ignorance of man created the legends to make them historical men. It be like me being stupid and accepting you as my leader cause I believe the bullshit you spit out of your mouth, my mindlessness is yours, I shall write books of your false fame!
Once upon a time...
At 10/29/13 08:40 PM, Elitistinen wrote: Please elaborate? R'amen.
1. I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject.
Pasta rightfully deserves it's own religion.
At 10/29/13 09:49 PM, Thor wrote: The only true gods are us Asgardians
Silly demigods, if the Brits can use a bomb created to cause earthquakes to sink a battleship, what makes you think humanity can't obliterate you? It's called overkill and the results are fantastic!!!
Once upon a time...
At 10/29/13 09:55 PM, Spooky wrote:
Irrelevant, I'm sure you can use historical evidence to lead me to a place a man once lived and to his grave. I choose not to follow prophets but that doesn't mean I wave off their existence. Perhaps it is wise to follow a message but once you start letting that message control your life then you have given up living! We owe it to Dante for scaring man into believing there is a hell, that the path of god saves. Why follow? Don't know much about Buddha but what you told me, you can spend the rest of your life meditating but don't ask me to see a point to it. Might as well be sitting around with a bunch of hippies high as fuck, questioning their existence. Free spirit is how I live and if you can't be free than what's the point of living? The only thing relevant is the end game...
Once upon a time...
At 10/29/13 10:59 PM, Spooky wrote:
People lament of the ignorance of religious people and yet then seem quite happy to speak ignorantly themselves.
Don't let my being agnostic fool you...
Once upon a time...
At 10/29/13 08:37 PM, Elitistinen wrote:At 10/29/13 08:32 PM, Spooky wrote:Didn't check that sorry...At 10/29/13 08:30 PM, Elitistinen wrote: Until the part that they all flied to the sky.When did Buddha fly into the sky?
According to legend and story he actually did. Not literally, but the imagery was there to show the wonder and greatness that is now and our enlightenment.
The glorious moment of now, is, the path of the Buddha.
Jah Bless.......
At 10/29/13 11:08 PM, Spooky wrote:
Ignorance is bliss... go get your banana!
Once upon a time...
At 10/29/13 08:37 PM, Elitistinen wrote:At 10/29/13 08:32 PM, Spooky wrote:Didn't check that sorry...At 10/29/13 08:30 PM, Elitistinen wrote: Until the part that they all flied to the sky.When did Buddha fly into the sky?
Buddah: 1
FSM: 0
And what about religions that don't believe i Gods?
At 10/29/13 11:17 PM, Aethos wrote: Buddah: 1
FSM: 0
And what about religions that don't believe i Gods?
But FSM still made all these deities. So the score is the same.
At 10/29/13 11:18 PM, Spooky wrote:
I thought Dawkins bred militant athiests were meant to have good debating skills? What a waste.
Athiest? Did you not read the words that came with the picture... not the picture but what I typed?
Once upon a time...
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