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Response to I experienced America today 2013-10-28 17:58:35 Reply

At 10/28/13 01:14 AM, BrokenDeck wrote: What's wierd about Milk in bags?

They have wine-in-a-box after all.

Here (Chile) we also have wine-in-a-box, and they say it's like the shittiest wine ever. Don't know if it's the same with the milk.


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Response to I experienced America today 2013-10-28 18:12:02 Reply

At 10/28/13 05:58 PM, Dercaful wrote: Here (Chile) we also have wine-in-a-box, and they say it's like the shittiest wine ever. Don't know if it's the same with the milk.

I've never seen any kind of milk stored in a bag... except for powdered milk and baby formula if you count that.

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Response to I experienced America today 2013-10-28 19:21:41 Reply

At 10/28/13 05:13 PM, Entice wrote: Fat people are slowly ruining this country

The worst part is some of them are giving on not being fat and fighting to make it socially acceptable!

I refuse to breed with fatties or promote their continued existence in any way

Just wait.
I predict that in America's future, the country will be renamed to "The Republic of Wal-mart"
Every store, restaurant, and government building will be replaced with Buffets and Wal-Marts. The Obesity rate will sky rocket to 100%, everyone will stop using cars, trains, planes, even their feet, and instead use electric mobility scooters to get around. All men's clothing will be replaced with Sweatpants and Eagle T-shirts. All women's clothing will be replaced with short-shorts and support the troops tank tops. All television will be replaced with ice road trucker re-runs and swamp-people re-runs. All literature will have been reduced to twilight fan-fiction. The only subjects schools will teach will be gun maintenance. All language will have been reduced to middle-school level English with a heavy southern drawl, even the most advanced dictionaries will be degraded to simple 50-page picture books.

I'm still serious about living the rest of my days as an illegal alien in Canada. Anybody? Please, I'm desperate.


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Response to I experienced America today 2013-10-28 19:26:55 Reply

At 10/28/13 07:21 PM, exudaz wrote: I'm still serious about living the rest of my days as an illegal alien in Canada. Anybody? Please, I'm desperate.

Or we could fight to survive as the only skinny people left in the US!

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Response to I experienced America today 2013-10-28 19:30:32 Reply

do you ave any friends to tell these stories you make up to


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Response to I experienced America today 2013-10-28 19:31:52 Reply

At 10/28/13 07:26 PM, Entice wrote:
At 10/28/13 07:21 PM, exudaz wrote: I'm still serious about living the rest of my days as an illegal alien in Canada. Anybody? Please, I'm desperate.
Or we could fight to survive as the only skinny people left in the US!

I still vote for the Canada thing.
War is too messy.


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Response to I experienced America today 2013-10-28 19:40:22 Reply

At 10/28/13 05:45 PM, Viper50 wrote:
At 10/28/13 05:15 PM, Slint wrote:
At 10/27/13 11:56 PM, JRob wrote: One of these days, me and a couple friends are going to knock a couple landwhales off their scooters
So I'm guessing you have license for explosives?
Nah hes got a bulldozer. Though I think it would still have a hard time trying to move one let alone a couple.

Trust me - I have a couple friends who do weight training regularly. Moving the landwhales off won't be a problem.


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Response to I experienced America today 2013-10-28 20:55:06 Reply

At 10/28/13 07:40 PM, JRob wrote: Trust me - I have a couple friends who do weight training regularly. Moving the landwhales off won't be a problem.

Okay....but when your friends collective hearts (and other organs) literally explode from trying to move one don't come crying to us.


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Response to I experienced America today 2013-10-28 21:03:02 Reply

How do the fats get around elsewhere? I know morbidly obese people exist in other countries too; are they too ashamed to leave the house everywhere else?


It made more sense in my head.

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Response to I experienced America today 2013-10-28 21:47:13 Reply

I'm trying very hard not to sound offensive or mean, but morbid obesity is exactly what it is - morbid. It's not a pretty sight. No one can deny that.

If she's happy with her weight, good for her, but she should still look presentable in public. No everyone wants to see you in your pajamas or lounging-at-home clothes. Even I, probably one of the laziest people ever, realize there's a difference between private, stay-at-home outfits and public outfits. There's a big difference.

I understand she wants to be comfortable, and it's probably hard to find clothes at her... size. But, really, it can't be that difficult.

Also, once, in the road, a person was using one of those motorized scooters as a vehicle and was literally in front of my mother when she was driving me to fencing lessons. It was ridiculous. We were on a main road and she was going .00000001 miles per hour. I was debating jumping out and running the next five miles.


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Response to I experienced America today 2013-10-28 22:43:50 Reply

At 10/28/13 08:55 PM, Viper50 wrote:
At 10/28/13 07:40 PM, JRob wrote: Trust me - I have a couple friends who do weight training regularly. Moving the landwhales off won't be a problem.
Okay....but when your friends collective hearts (and other organs) literally explode from trying to move one don't come crying to us.

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Response to I experienced America today 2013-10-28 22:48:16 Reply

At 10/28/13 10:43 PM, JRob wrote: Son,

What the hell is that!?


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Response to I experienced America today 2013-10-28 23:19:21 Reply

At 10/28/13 10:48 PM, Viper50 wrote:
At 10/28/13 10:43 PM, JRob wrote: Son,
What the hell is that!?

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Response to I experienced America today 2013-10-28 23:29:53 Reply

Exactly, Americans are overweight and braindamaged from the food and water.

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Response to I experienced America today 2013-10-28 23:31:07 Reply

At 10/28/13 10:48 PM, Viper50 wrote:
At 10/28/13 10:43 PM, JRob wrote: Son,
What the hell is that!?

That is the abomination which is produced whenever you mix a Victreebel (on the left side) with anything in the Pokemon Fusion thingy.

I just spent some time modifying it in paint and slapped some text in Impact font.

This is one of those times where I get an idea so ridiculously stupid that it's genious.


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Response to I experienced America today 2013-10-29 01:13:12 Reply

At 10/28/13 11:31 PM, JRob wrote: That is the abomination which is produced whenever you mix a Victreebel (on the left side) with anything in the Pokemon Fusion thingy.

Thats really creepy.
Also I got "Dragonmoth" when I clicked on that. It's Dragonite and Venomoth ._. so it's an orange Venomoth with a Dragonite head. And I'll be having nightmares about that thing....breathing poisonous fire at me.
Though the Shellorb looks okay. Just take out the Shellder tongue and it'll be perfect.

I just spent some time modifying it in paint and slapped some text in Impact font.

This is one of those times where I get an idea so ridiculously stupid that it's genius.

I've had ideas like that before. Never turned out good in the end for me though......

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Response to I experienced America today 2013-10-29 01:17:23 Reply

At 10/29/13 01:13 AM, Viper50 wrote:
At 10/28/13 11:31 PM, JRob wrote: That is the abomination which is produced whenever you mix a Victreebel (on the left side) with anything in the Pokemon Fusion thingy.
Thats really creepy.

It's my sig now.

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Response to I experienced America today 2013-10-29 06:05:04 Reply

ameriga strong :-DDD

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Response to I experienced America today 2013-10-29 07:04:07 Reply

At 10/28/13 05:58 PM, Xenomit wrote: If seeing one horribly obese person who supports people who have helped protect America's, and several other countries', freedom over the last 100 years was seriously so terrible for you that you feel like you need to go to literally the most boring and useless country on the face of the planet, then by all means do it.

It's just part of the obligatory fake-shame most Americans feel like they need to have about America. It's perfectly understandable, there's a lot wrong with this country, but I'm not going to complain and leave because of fat people.

And I don't see why her supporting the military would offset you so much.

The typical liberal teenager (admittedly being one myself) doesn't understand the concept of both supporting the troops and not necessarily supporting the war they're fighting. OP could argue that this woman probably supported the war, but fuck it, she expressed her opinion in a very respectful, reasonable way.


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