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Earlier this day, my glasses snapped due to me dropping them like an idiot.
I bought them from wal-mart because their glasses tend to be pretty cheap, and I had to go there to get them fixed.

And when I was there, in that walmart, I saw the most American thing you could ever imagine.
A morbidly obese woman was riding on a scooter with a shirt with "support our troops" on it. Her pants were just sweats and she was wearing slippers with no socks. I half cringed and half snickered. I expected an eagle to be in an apple pie eating contest while playing baseball in the next aisle, but I left as soon as I got my glasses fixed up.

Can I crash with any Canadians on NG for awhile? And by a while, I mean for the rest of my life. I'll pick cabbages or dig ditches to pay my half of the rent, as long as I don't need to go back to the states. I'll walk to the northern Yukon if need be. Really, just give me your address and I'll be there in a few months.

One of these days, me and a couple friends are going to knock a couple landwhales off their scooters and have a race.

Just you wait - I'll make sure to get video of it.

At 10/27/13 11:56 PM, JRob wrote: One of these days, me and a couple friends are going to knock a couple landwhales off their scooters and have a race.

Just you wait - I'll make sure to get video of it.

Mur'rican Hero

i wanna go canada too. fuck US

Yes, because seeing one person who was like that is indicative of the people of America. Don't make empty statements that you can't keep, because you'll either puss out and not go, of if by some chance you do, you'll immediately hate it and want to come back.

Enjoy your cold weather, milk in a bag, and moose attacks, being the dumbass I know you are, you'll fit right in.

At 10/28/13 12:27 AM, orangebomb wrote: Yes, because seeing one person who was like that is indicative of the people of America.

yeah stereotypes are bad

Enjoy your cold weather, milk in a bag, and moose attacks

oh wait apparently you like stereotypes

At 10/27/13 11:56 PM, JRob wrote: One of these days, me and a couple friends are going to knock a couple landwhales off their scooters and have a race.

Just you wait - I'll make sure to get video of it.

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At 10/28/13 12:29 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:

Enjoy your cold weather, milk in a bag, and moose attacks

oh wait apparently you like stereotypes

Are you saying Canadians don't like cold weather and milk in a bag, while evading the occasional attack by a territorial moose? because clearly this is a foreign concept that needs further elaboration.

At 10/28/13 12:36 AM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote: Are you saying Canadians don't like cold weather

Whether they like the weather or not is not the point. It only gets extremely cold the further north you get. Our summers are hot where I live.

and milk in a bag

I live in British Columbia, we don't have bagged milk here. I don't know about the rest of Canada.

while evading the occasional attack by a territorial moose?

This happens anywhere moose exist.

At 10/28/13 12:39 AM, Viper50 wrote:

At 10/27/13 11:56 PM, JRob wrote: Just you wait - I'll make sure to get video of it.

Be sure to share said video with us if you do this.

If I ever see two or more landwhales on scooters, and have a couple friends who are willing (or was talked about beforehand), you can be sure that this will happen.

Of course we'll have to haul ass out afterwards and hope there are no security cameras.

At 10/28/13 12:38 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 10/28/13 12:36 AM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote: and milk in a bag

I live in British Columbia, we don't have bagged milk here. I don't know about the rest of Canada.

@Dexinstent told me they have milk in bags in Canada.

YouTube it, theres videos about it on there.

I still don't see why they would do this - bags with liquid can pop, though Dex keeps telling me he's never had that problem.

At 10/28/13 12:46 AM, JRob wrote: @Dexinstent told me they have milk in bags in Canada.

I didn't deny that it exists; I am saying that we have milk in cartons and bottles as well, and that the bags thing is limited to certain places.

Very few other nations have that level of patriotism that the US does.

I don't laugh when some people are overweight, more pity than funny.
Needs some help to train or else it will be too much and can be damaging for that person's health.

As an Australian, I'm glad I don't get tax raped.

> hamburger music starts playing

At 10/28/13 12:29 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 10/28/13 12:27 AM, orangebomb wrote: Yes, because seeing one person who was like that is indicative of the people of America.

yeah stereotypes are bad

Enjoy your cold weather, milk in a bag, and moose attacks

oh wait apparently you like stereotypes

C-c-c-CONTRADICTION!

At midnight, you can find a wizard.

Enjoy your milk in a bag

What's wrong with milk in a bag?

Why are you being so judgemental? Let her live her fucking life!

would it have been any better if she wore socks in the sandals? i don't think so

--supergandhi64

Fat people are slowly ruining this country

The worst part is some of them are giving on not being fat and fighting to make it socially acceptable!

I refuse to breed with fatties or promote their continued existence in any way

At 10/27/13 11:56 PM, JRob wrote: One of these days, me and a couple friends are going to knock a couple landwhales off their scooters

So I'm guessing you have license for explosives?

If seeing one horribly obese person who supports people who have helped protect America's, and several other countries', freedom over the last 100 years was seriously so terrible for you that you feel like you need to go to literally the most boring and useless country on the face of the planet, then by all means do it.

I hate that so many people are fat in America, but it comes along with having more luxuries than anyone else, and higher wages than most, I myself wouldn't want to live without the insane amount of luxuries that only America offers. And I don't see why her supporting the military would offset you so much.