What to do?

[JayTheWiz]

If this is all you had in your kitchen and you were hungry, what would YOU DO...

Left over Lasuagna (If I misspelled it, it's because I don't care) that you are pretty sure has gone bad, but aren't sure.
A salad that HAS gone bad
Tuna
Ranch dressing
Thousand Island dressing
Some Little Debbie Cakes
Salt
Pepper
Raman that has been in a drawer for, like, 2 years
Chairs
and a table
Oh, and a fridge; Can't forget the fridge...

[Viper]

Looks like I'm eating me some tuna.

[supergandhi64]

i'd go grocery shopping

--supergandhi64

[JayTheWiz]

At 10/27/13 10:56 AM, Viper50 wrote: Looks like I'm eating me some tuna.

...Wonder how Ranch would taste on Tuna?

[Viper]

At 10/27/13 10:57 AM, JayTheWiz wrote:

At 10/27/13 10:56 AM, Viper50 wrote: Looks like I'm eating me some tuna.

...Wonder how Ranch would taste on Tuna?

I don't like ranch.
But I don't see how that'd stop you from enjoying ranch covered tuna....

[Jester]

1) Put ranch dressing on Little Debbie cakes
2) Stuff them in my disgusting face
3) Kill myself

[Insanctuary]

Now if only I can figure out a way to get into the congress and serve them this food...

Mhmm...

[24901miles]

Order a pizza.

[JayTheWiz]

At 10/27/13 11:00 AM, Jester wrote: 1) Put ranch dressing on Little Debbie cakes
2) Stuff them in my disgusting face
3) Kill myself

Sounds like you are the man with the plan. I'd personally take a raincheck on that last one, but the other 2 sound... disgustingly delicious?

At 10/27/13 11:01 AM, Insanctuary wrote: Now if only I can figure out a way to get into the congress and serve them this food...

Mhmm...

Well... if you give me 40 pizzas, you might have the food delivered to your doorstep.

[Viper]

At 10/27/13 11:03 AM, 24901miles wrote: Order a pizza.

What if you don't have money to order said pizza?

[24901miles]

At 10/27/13 11:06 AM, Viper50 wrote:

At 10/27/13 11:03 AM, 24901miles wrote: Order a pizza.

What if you don't have money to order said pizza?

Stand somewhere busy and ask people for pocket change until you have enough money to buy food.

[JayTheWiz]

At 10/27/13 11:06 AM, 24901miles wrote:

At 10/27/13 11:06 AM, Viper50 wrote:

At 10/27/13 11:03 AM, 24901miles wrote: Order a pizza.

What if you don't have money to order said pizza?

Stand somewhere busy and ask people for pocket change until you have enough money to buy food.

What if you can't find your car keys and the nearest busy area is a 1 hour walk?

[Insanctuary]

At 10/27/13 11:03 AM, JayTheWiz wrote: Well... if you give me 40 pizzas, you might have the food delivered to your doorstep.

What if I trade the congress for the 40 pizzas, then trade the pieces of the pizza by auctioning various amounts of pieces for various political figures, then trade you the pizza-riddled congress figures for the food, then you become an extoritionist and threaten to take off the pizza pieces off of the congress dudes, until I give you the pizza dough that is now on the dirty floor because cats are like congress people and like to shit on the floor and then ignore it, so you leer at me to finish the trade, so I do something congress like, and I take the dough and then I say "which dough?", and you said all dough, "all dough of this dough, or this dough; how about this dough?" your face turns red, and your turn into a pizza ranger, you say, "GIVE ME THE PIZZA, NOW, OR I WILL DO SOMETHING CRAZY", and I say "from sitting next to the congress dudes, I think it's apparent enough" and somehow I convinced you I actually cared for the congress people, so you were like "IF YOU DONT GIVE DOUGH, THEY WILL GET IT", and I was like "NUUUUUUUUU", and you were like, "THATS IT. SUPER ULTRA PIZZA DANCE MOVE, JAY, THE WIZ", and you urinate on the congress people, "TAKE THAT YOU UNNATURAL OBAMANATIONS, you thought you were victorious, but you saw me laughing with tears, which got on the dough, too, and you were like "WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT? THE CONGRESS ARE GAGGED SO I KNOW ITS NOT THEM", and I was like "well, I didn't give a bloody parrot's profanity about them!", and you soiled yourself. I walked out of the house, and continued my life.

The end.

[24901miles]

At 10/27/13 11:12 AM, JayTheWiz wrote:

At 10/27/13 11:06 AM, 24901miles wrote:

At 10/27/13 11:06 AM, Viper50 wrote:

At 10/27/13 11:03 AM, 24901miles wrote: Order a pizza.

What if you don't have money to order said pizza?

Stand somewhere busy and ask people for pocket change until you have enough money to buy food.

What if you can't find your car keys and the nearest busy area is a 1 hour walk?

Eat the tuna and lasagna, sign up for food stamps, and get a job ASAP.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[Slint]

Fap.
Add salt.
Drink.
Kill self.

[mechadude32]

Do what any other sensible man would do!
Eat the chairs, table, and fridge.

[KatMaestro]

Make a self-portrait.

Come on! Be creative!

[TowelMarket]

Has this happened to you once?