charmin toilet paper corrupts world

[nanocon]

look at there comercials they started as bears pooping in the woods (exibitionizm)

then they had the adult bears staring at there childrens butts to make sure there arent any peices of tp clinging (pedophilia)

now there saying "we all go why not enjoy the go" with the mom bear using the toilet paper to aruse her husband (coprophilia)

we must stop them before they corrupt the future generations besides that brand always clogs the toilet

[steph2568]

Yeah, fuck the commercials.

[SurferLight]

And there are countries where toilet paper is hard to find

[Ericho]

I think it would be hard to sell toilet paper. How else are you going to find something like that appealing? At least it's not the diaper commercial where three babies have a contest to see who can crap the most. The winning baby brought out more feces than it looked like his body was even made of.

[generalwinter]

we must stop them before they corrupt the future generations

Yeah, I'm sure this is a top concern of those looking to the future.

[Wegra]

At 10/27/13 10:55 AM, Ericho wrote: I think it would be hard to sell toilet paper. How else are you going to find something like that appealing? At least it's not the diaper commercial where three babies have a contest to see who can crap the most. The winning baby brought out more feces than it looked like his body was even made of.

I should quote this for future reference

[k6ka]

At 10/27/13 10:55 AM, Ericho wrote: I think it would be hard to sell toilet paper. How else are you going to find something like that appealing? At least it's not the diaper commercial where three babies have a contest to see who can crap the most. The winning baby brought out more feces than it looked like his body was even made of.

Same goes with condoms, but they never have commercials with anything "suggestive" about them. At least none that I have seen.

[ImlunchBoxx]

yes I agree

but what should we do?

[TowelMarket]

Writing it down.

[Magical-Zorse]

Their commercials are highly pornographic. I love them.

[mechadude32]

Out toilet paper can hold 5 quarters when wet! There's can only hold one!!!! Why would this ever be relevant...
I will never know.

[Ericho]

At 10/27/13 03:53 PM, k6ka wrote: Same goes with condoms, but they never have commercials with anything "suggestive" about them. At least none that I have seen.

I assume people are just willing to talk about more about sex since it feels better.

I recall a recent joke on "The Daily Show" (I think it was there, at least) where the bears were rubbing their faces with it, not knowing that it was used for butts.