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At 10/14/13 04:33 PM, JayTheWiz wrote: GASP, there might be NG users with relationships in the real world! O_O

There are. And if there wasn't, I wouldn't want to be a part of this virgin and sexual awkwards Newgrounds Dating Network of yours :P

At 10/14/13 04:36 PM, JayTheWiz wrote: Er... I haven't had that for a little while now.

Better to have loved and lost then to never have loved at all.

OH GOOD, LET ME START

I'M LOOKING FOR A GUY WHO HAS PLENTY OF MONEY, TIME TO TRAVEL AND WILL COMPLETELY LEAVE ME ALONE SO I CAN JERK OFF IN THE MANY ROOMS THAT ARE EMPTY IN HIS HOUSE

PLEASE RESPOND

- heart shauna

At 10/14/13 04:44 PM, Shauna wrote: OH GOOD, LET ME START

I'M LOOKING FOR A GUY WHO HAS PLENTY OF MONEY, TIME TO TRAVEL AND WILL COMPLETELY LEAVE ME ALONE SO I CAN JERK OFF IN THE MANY ROOMS THAT ARE EMPTY IN HIS HOUSE

PLEASE RESPOND

- heart shauna

Alright Shauna, just wait for 6 to 9 weeks and we will have the perfect man set up for you! :D

18/M/Alberta

LF women

Interested in bourbon, League of Legends, and heavy metal

At 10/14/13 09:51 PM, DM692 wrote: Interested in bourbon, League of Legends, and heavy metal

Don't pretend! You like A Day To Remember and blue Poppers ice.

We're actually building an ng app thats kind of like an okcupid but just ng people. finding a special someone here is important!

At 10/13/13 05:09 AM, Cordyceps wrote: Nah I'm not into dudes

Yeah I didn't think there were women here...

You'll submit your profile, and in seconds you will get your perfect match with 100% accuracy. Every pairing will be destined to live happily ever after and there will be rainbows... Or something.

Are you crazy? I don't want my profile to get blammed. . .

At 10/14/13 11:18 PM, BrenTheMan wrote:

At 10/14/13 04:44 PM, Shauna wrote: OH GOOD, LET ME START

Well, I live in a one bedroom apartment. When I'm in the living room, the bedroom is empty and vice versa. Does that work?

That is a good start, sir.

I assume there will be video games and pizza rolls with coca cola in this apartment...?

At 10/13/13 04:17 AM, JayTheWiz wrote: I am not suggesting that this would be a good idea

No. No it would not. Unless...

1) Would you be interested in the idea of dating fellow Newgrounds users?

I dunno. As much or little as anyone else, based on their merit as a human being, attractiveness and intelligence.

3) How big of a train wreck would it be?

Fucking huge. Or not. Never know.

But imagine. Imagine the fucking epic wars we'd have on the forums. Peoples' personal shit eschewed freely for all to embalm, dissect and inseminate... It'd be epic?

I would love this I've been meaning to fuck NG bitches

Can I find horny, single women in my area???
Only Newgrounds can help me.

At 10/15/13 01:52 AM, Lagerkapo wrote: But imagine. Imagine the fucking epic wars we'd have on the forums. Peoples' personal shit eschewed freely for all to embalm, dissect and inseminate... It'd be epic?

So, basically it could be the most epic thing to ever happen to the site, but because it's would be the biggest piece of potential flame bait ever... Huh... That's scary to ponder actually.

At 10/14/13 05:08 PM, yiffinmymouth wrote: But that's what you want.

But I dont want gonaherpasyphilis.