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if your father joined NG 2013-10-11 21:09:02


1. Would you add him to your contacts?
2. What question would he ask?
3. Which category would he love to be in?


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Response to if your father joined NG 2013-10-11 21:12:57


My father is dead, but if my mother joined she might question my sanity


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Response to if your father joined NG 2013-10-11 21:22:16


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Response to if your father joined NG 2013-10-11 21:23:11


My dads sorta dead. But my step dad, I would not add him to my contacts. What do you mean by category?


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Response to if your father joined NG 2013-10-11 21:25:28


At 10/11/13 09:09 PM, Cynicalx wrote: 1. Would you add him to your contacts?

Dude I didn't even add my brother. So what do you think?

2. What question would he ask?

Define "question". He'd constantly ask me questions all day.

3. Which category would he love to be in?

None. I honestly don't think he'd like anything on this site.


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Response to if your father joined NG 2013-10-11 21:28:55


At 10/11/13 09:23 PM, Jomillex wrote: What do you mean by category?

Like 'General' ''Clubs'' ''Politics'' ''Video Games '' etc


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Response to if your father joined NG 2013-10-11 21:31:42


1) Yeah, my dad is cool as fuck.

2) He'd probably ask if anyone on this website has a social life.

3) The only thread(s) he would post in would be threads involving football and women.
He'd probably play a few of the golf games, but that's about it.
He'd think the rest of the website was weird as hell.


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Response to if your father joined NG 2013-10-11 21:41:29


At 10/11/13 09:31 PM, Ron-Geno wrote: 2) He'd probably ask if anyone on this website has a social life.

People actually have one?
XD


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Response to if your father joined NG 2013-10-11 22:14:20


At 10/11/13 09:09 PM, Cynicalx wrote: 1. Would you add him to your contacts?

no

2. What question would he ask?

idk

3. Which category would he love to be in?

none, he'll probably stop using it within the day.


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Response to if your father joined NG 2013-10-11 23:53:08


1. Yeah, he's pretty chill.
2. Don't know what you mean by this.
3. General. Sometimes Politics.

We're not really that much different, actually. Minus the gaming and manga/anime, we're a lot alike.


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Response to if your father joined NG 2013-10-12 01:30:57


At 10/11/13 09:09 PM, Cynicalx wrote: 1. Would you add him to your contacts?
2. What question would he ask?
3. Which category would he love to be in?

He did.

1. Already did
2. "How do I use the bone tool?"
3. Producer. He likes making cartoons but he doesn't like doing any actual work.

Response to if your father joined NG 2013-10-12 01:45:14


1. Would you add him to your contacts?

I would avoid him at all costs

2. What question would he ask?

"How do I get Grounds Gold?"

3. Which category would he love to be in?

He'd be on the Audio and Games section all the time.


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Response to if your father joined NG 2013-10-12 05:40:19


At 10/11/13 09:09 PM, Cynicalx wrote: 3. Which category would he love to be in?

idk?


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Response to if your father joined NG 2013-10-12 07:02:07


He would probably get his hentai on immediately and it would be the most embarassing thing ever.

He would totally spam the BBS too though

*sigh*

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Response to if your father joined NG 2013-10-12 16:06:27


Yeah, my father isn't well-versed in tech. He can barely navigate craigslist, so I don't think he'd be using this site.
A lot of the content on this site goes directly against my mother's moral fiber, so I doubt she'd use this website for too long.
For her, anyway;
1.No, she probably wouldn't be aware of the social aspect anyways
2."Why would my son ever join this website?"
3.The TV she watches is usually lifetime or hallmark movies, and there isn't a lot of that here, so I imagine none.

Response to if your father joined NG 2013-10-12 16:19:55


At 10/12/13 04:06 PM, yetanotherjohn wrote: Yeah, my father isn't well-versed in tech. He can barely navigate craigslist, so I don't think he'd be using this site.

We have computer illiterate users on here.

*cough*TheKlown*cough*

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Response to if your father joined NG 2013-10-12 16:55:57


At 10/11/13 09:09 PM, Cynicalx wrote: 1. Would you add him to your contacts?

Sure, my dad's a cool enough guy.

2. What question would he ask?

How any of this works. My dad's not the best with computers.

3. Which category would he love to be in?

He'd probably check out my work from time to time, or watch animations that resemble Tom & Jerry or something like that. I imagine he gets bored of it all real quickly.


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Response to if your father joined NG 2013-10-12 17:19:23


I'm pretty sure my family would have a different impression of me if they saw what I post on this site.


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Response to if your father joined NG 2013-10-12 18:09:34


At 10/11/13 09:09 PM, Cynicalx wrote: 1. Would you add him to your contacts?

No.

2. What question would he ask?

To be honest, I don't think he'd be able to figure out how to even post on the BBS.

3. Which category would he love to be in?

Assuming he did figure it out, probably politics.


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Response to if your father joined NG 2013-10-12 18:12:46


He'd probably be happy to see that his son is on here and we would play some online game on newgrounds and play either against or with each other.
He'd LOVE the Games and Movies

Response to if your father joined NG 2013-10-12 20:13:03


At 10/11/13 09:12 PM, Imouto wrote: My father is dead, but if my mother joined she might question my sanity

LOL.


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Response to if your father joined NG 2013-10-12 20:46:19


1. No, and I'd change my avatar and profile picture so he doesn't recognize me.

2. He'd probably ask why/how this is entertaining to me.
(He's not big into forums and other online stuff, and I'm the degenerate loser of a son that would rather do this than hang out with people)

3. If he does actually stay, it'd probably be in the General and Politics section.

Response to if your father joined NG 2013-10-12 21:31:34


He would never joining because he wouldn't understand the site


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Response to if your father joined NG 2013-10-12 21:40:04


At 10/12/13 09:31 PM, DigitalStrip wrote: He would never joining because he wouldn't understand the site

LOL si


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Response to if your father joined NG 2013-10-12 21:42:15


At 10/12/13 09:40 PM, Cynicalx wrote:
At 10/12/13 09:31 PM, DigitalStrip wrote: He would never joining because he wouldn't understand the site
LOL si

He would be like is this like Facebook? and I would be like no get out dad


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Response to if your father joined NG 2013-10-12 21:53:58


He'd be breaking the conditions of his parole...

Response to if your father joined NG 2013-10-12 22:46:46


At 10/11/13 09:09 PM, Cynicalx wrote: 1. Would you add him to your contacts?
2. What question would he ask?
3. Which category would he love to be in?

My dad is almost 70.

1) I haven't added anyone to my contacts, so I probably wouldn't add him but we would talk.
2) He would ask: If a hen and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long will it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds from a dill pickle.
3) He would be an artist..

And that's my dad. He's not a bad old man <3


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Response to if your father joined NG 2013-10-12 22:54:47


At 10/11/13 09:22 PM, Natick wrote: block comments
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Pretty much this, or I might just delete this account and move onto a secondary one.


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Response to if your father joined NG 2013-10-13 00:19:02


1. Would you add him to your contacts?
Hell yeah

2. What question would he ask?
How to do basic things, like someone trying to set up a VCR. (Whats this button do? What does portal mean? How do I save this to my favorites?)

Then there would be the stuff about the community. Whos this person commenting on stuff? Why is this person posting these weird images? The fuck is this?

3. Which category would he love to be in?
Probably anything with funny flash movies.

Response to if your father joined NG 2013-10-13 07:56:21


At 10/11/13 09:12 PM, Imouto wrote: My father is dead, but if my mother joined she might question my sanity

Same here, except she would DEFINITELY question my sanity...