Weirdest Lyrics?

[Wegra]

Title says it all. Discuss.

For me I'd say lately the song "What does the Fox" say" Has some pretty weird lyrics if not the whole song. "What will happen if you meet a friendly horse? Will you communicate by morse?" I mean what the hell?

[Viper]

Look up anything by "The Lunachicks".
I don't think I've ever heard a song before that talked about how a squid's gerbil died and how it wouldn't play on it's hampster wheel anymore til I listened to them. And I don't think I ever will again.

[Smittytheghost]

Primus is the definition of weird lyrics.

[Splats]

Stupidest/weirdest lyric goes to Hilary Duff for me.
aka “If the light is off, then it isn’t on.”
Lyrical genius

no seriously

[Little-Kinky]

At 10/6/13 12:57 PM, Splats wrote: Stupidest/weirdest lyric goes to Hilary Duff for me.
aka “If the light is off, then it isn’t on.”
Lyrical genius

no seriously

DaiKaiKenKai. MIght've heard it in a DDR game~

Roughly translated...
http://www.animelyrics.com/game/ddrex/daikenkai.htm

[Splats]

At 10/6/13 12:59 PM, Little-Kinky wrote: Roughly translated...
http://www.animelyrics.com/game/ddrex/daikenkai.htm

“Oh, Japan!”

Season 39, Episode 14

[Vinnyy]

I know a song by Lenka called Trouble Is A Friend that has some really disturbing lyrics. They're not weird, but they're creepy.

[Atlas]

At 10/6/13 12:31 PM, Smittytheghost wrote: Primus is the definition of weird lyrics.

Smitty is right. Just listen to "My Name Is Mud" or Tragedy's A Coming".

[Wegra]

At 10/6/13 12:57 PM, Splats wrote: Stupidest/weirdest lyric goes to Hilary Duff for me.
aka “If the light is off, then it isn’t on.”
Lyrical genius

no seriously

I never liked her for some reason

[Havegum]

At 10/6/13 11:38 AM, Wegra wrote: For me I'd say lately the song "What does the Fox" say" Has some pretty weird lyrics if not the whole song. "What will happen if you meet a friendly horse? Will you communicate by morse?" I mean what the hell?

In a setting where animals can talk and understand each other, it makes sense. Children books commonly feature talking animals.

The English version of "Waters of March" is a bit nonsensical, but I guess it makes sense in it's original language.

[BetweenTheLines]

At 10/6/13 12:57 PM, Splats wrote: Stupidest/weirdest lyric goes to Hilary Duff for me.
aka “If the light is off, then it isn’t on.”
Lyrical genius

no seriously

Wow, think that almost beats 2 Chainz genius line ''She got a big booty, so I call her big booty.''

[Kwing]

I feel good.

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

[Mendou]

Stairway to Mendou.

[Atlas]

Also Shake Hands With Beef is another weird Primus song.

[ErikMasters]

In the anthem by the Good Charlotte, there's a certain stanza about masturbating. It's totally random and I have no idea why it's there

[Atlas]

At 10/7/13 12:33 AM, ErikMasters wrote: In the anthem by the Good Charlotte, there's a certain stanza about masturbating. It's totally random and I have no idea why it's there

You mean this?

Shake it once, that's fine
Shake it twice, that's okay
Shake it three times, you're playing with yourself again

[HeavenDuff]

At 10/6/13 11:38 AM, Wegra wrote: For me I'd say lately the song "What does the Fox" say" Has some pretty weird lyrics if not the whole song. "What will happen if you meet a friendly horse? Will you communicate by morse?" I mean what the hell?

You didn't search too far... Also I wouldn't describe these lyrics as weird, they are just stupid and pointless, really. Probably a sign that they didn't want to write anything with any kind of depth.

[DarkMatter]

I'd say the lyrics for Rossetta Stoned by TOOL, it's a crazy story actually, but yeah.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZXJLQntCP0

The song is actually supposed to be 2 songs, one a slow intro that basically describes a hospital nurse and doctor discussing the origins of a mystery patient, and then Rosetta Stoned is basically the patient answering their question in pain staking detail.

"Rosetta Stoned"

Alright then, picture this if you will:
10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes, in my "need to know" post, just outside of Area 51.
Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thing with just a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this.
Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right at my Birkenstocks, and me yelping...
Holy fucking shit!

Then the X-Files being, looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips and breath that reeked of vanilla Chig Champa,
did a slow-mo Matrix descent out of the butt end of the banana vessel and hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was: "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fuckin' pants."

So light in his way,
Like an apparition,
He had me crying out,
"Fuck me,
It's gotta be,
Deadhead Chemistry,
The blotter got right on top of me,
Got me seein' E-motherfuckin'-T!"

And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose.
He said, "You are the Chosen One, the One who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it and a warning for those who do not."
Me. The Chosen One?
They chose me!!!
And I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school.

You better.
You better.
You better.
You better listen.

Then he looked right through me
With somniferous almond eyes.
Don't even know what that means
Must remember to write it down.
This is so real.
Like the time he floated away.
See my heart is pounding,
'Cause this shit never happens to me.

Can't breathe, right now!
It was so real.
Like I woke up in Wonderland.
All sort of terrifying.
And I don't wanna be all alone when I tell this story.
And can anyone tell me why
you all sound like Peanut's parents
Will I ever be coming down?
This is so real.
Finally it's my lucky day.
See my heart is racing,
'Cause this shit never happens to me.

Can't breathe, right now!

You believe me, don't you?
Please believe what I just said, see the Dead ain't touring.
And this wasn't all in my head.
See they took me by the hand and invited me right in,
Then they showed me something.
I don't even know where to begin.

STRAPPED DOWN MY BED. FEET COLD AND EYES RED.
I'M OUT MY HEAD. AM I ALIVE, AM I DEAD?
CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY SAID.
GOD DAMN. SHIT THE BED!

(high... I I I I I... high... I I I I I)
(high)
[repeated]

Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position.
Such a heavy burden now to be the one.
Born to bear and read to all
The details of our ending.
To write it down for all the world to see.
But I forgot my pen,
Shit the bed again,
Typical.

STRAPPED DOWN MY BED. FEET COLD AND EYES RED.
I'M OUT MY HEAD. AM I ALIVE, AM I DEAD?
SUNKIST AND SUDAFED, GYROSCOPES AND INFRARED.
WON'T HELP, BRAIN DEAD.
CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY SAID.
GOD DAMN SHIT THE BED!

I...!!!

CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY SAID TO ME.
CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY SAID TO ME
MADE OUT TO BE A HERO!!!
Can't remember what they said.

BOB HELP ME.
Can't remember what they said.

DON'T KNOW.
WON'T KNOW.
[repeated]

GOD DAMN SHIT THE BED!

[Splats]

At 10/6/13 05:30 PM, BetweenTheLines wrote: Wow, think that almost beats 2 Chainz genius line ''She got a big booty, so I call her big booty.''

Oh my god
Can you even imagine how hilarious it would be if you were a woman with big buttocks and 2Chainz was your boss?
Like
Mrs. Johnson can you come to my office for a minute?
You needed me, sir?
Yeahh gon' need yo name
Martha Johnson, sir
AIGHTTT BIG BOOTY JOHNSON I IS NOTIN DAT SHIT

[FlakJaketPro]

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INFACT IM THE BOMB
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IT RHYMES WITH BOMB
MY NAME IS TOM
IT RHYMES WITH BOMB

[BetweenTheLines]

At 10/7/13 10:43 AM, Splats wrote:

At 10/6/13 05:30 PM, BetweenTheLines wrote: Wow, think that almost beats 2 Chainz genius line ''She got a big booty, so I call her big booty.''

Oh my god
Can you even imagine how hilarious it would be if you were a woman with big buttocks and 2Chainz was your boss?
Like
Mrs. Johnson can you come to my office for a minute?
You needed me, sir?
Yeahh gon' need yo name
Martha Johnson, sir
AIGHTTT BIG BOOTY JOHNSON I IS NOTIN DAT SHIT

Hmm...sexual harassment sounds about right. lol You could get all of his money that his terrible rapping made.