If you had the chance to screw JB

[Pogobro]

Would you?

(of course you would)

[Entice]

I would certainly sodomize Justin Bieber if only so that I could say that I did it.

[Jester]

I don't know who JB is but the list of people I wouldn't put my penis in is very brief.

[Entice]

At 10/2/13 07:50 PM, Jester wrote: I don't know who JB is but the list of people I wouldn't put my penis in is very brief.

what about children and old people

[Jester]

At 10/2/13 07:51 PM, Entice wrote:

At 10/2/13 07:50 PM, Jester wrote: I don't know who JB is but the list of people I wouldn't put my penis in is very brief.

what about children and old people

The list of things I wouldn't fuck goes like so:

Most animals
Most corpses
Certain plants
John McCain

[KillerSkull]

At 10/2/13 07:53 PM, Jester wrote: Most animals
Most corpses
Certain plants
John McCain

So that's a "yes" on the children?

[Jester]

At 10/2/13 07:56 PM, KillerSkull wrote:

At 10/2/13 07:53 PM, Jester wrote: Most animals
Most corpses
Certain plants
John McCain

So that's a "yes" on the children?

As long as the children aren't most animals, most corpses, certain plants, or John McCain.

[Trambamboline]

He is nowhere NEAR pretty enough. Plus he'd probably try to speak at some point, so that means buying a ballgag before hand.

Nah, I'm good, thanks.

[PotHeadParadise]

bro my dick would kill him. but im not gay or anything im just saying.

[Entice]

At 10/2/13 09:04 PM, PotHeadParadise wrote: bro my dick would kill him.

Are you gay?

[ash]

I'd take pictures of his dick and sell it to pay for college. Win

[Trambamboline]

At 10/2/13 09:11 PM, WaffleVoyager wrote: NEVER BE CLEAN JUSTIN!

That should be the name of his next album.

[Trambamboline]

At 10/2/13 09:16 PM, WaffleVoyager wrote: I'll be claiming them royalties until he snaps and kills me.

Just like usher.

I really want Bieber to do something awful. Not dumb, like that whole Anne Frank thing, but truly like "Wow... fuck, Justin. You done goofed.". Like hitting a fan with a bottle or some shit. It'd at least give him reason to still exist.

[lithiumsol]

sure steal his identity and turn him into a bigger fgt than he is now.that's the best way to screw him.

[Boomstick]

Joe Biden is pretty okay, I'd do him.

[Sense-Offender]

Jessica Biel? Of course.

At 10/2/13 07:53 PM, Jester wrote: John McCain

That's redundant. You already said corpses.

[Cyberdevil]

At 10/2/13 07:48 PM, Pogobro wrote: Would you?

If I know which JB you meant I'd know if I would. :/

[Sense-Offender]

At 10/3/13 11:24 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 10/2/13 07:48 PM, Pogobro wrote: Would you?

If I know which JB you meant I'd know if I would. :/

OP means shoving a screw driver into a bottle of Jim Beam, of course.

[Shade]

Justin Bieber? No

James Bond? No

Jack Black? No

Jason Bourne? No

Jessica Biel? Yes

Specify which JB next time.

[BasedBubbus]

-funny haha joke as if i dont know which JB is being talked about-

[Cyberdevil]

At 10/3/13 11:28 AM, Sense-Offender wrote: OP means shoving a screw driver into a bottle of Jim Beam, of course.

Ah, obviously. Then of course!

[Entice]

At 10/2/13 09:53 PM, Trambamboline wrote: I really want Bieber to do something awful. Not dumb, like that whole Anne Frank thing, but truly like "Wow... fuck, Justin. You done goofed.". Like hitting a fan with a bottle or some shit. It'd at least give him reason to still exist.

It's acceptable to wish harm onto people so long as their famous but I don't like them

[GameChild214]

At 10/2/13 09:11 PM, ash wrote: I'd take pictures of his dick and sell it to pay for college. Win

>Implying that Justin Bieber has a dick.

[Shade]

At 10/3/13 11:42 AM, GameChild214 wrote:

At 10/2/13 09:11 PM, ash wrote: I'd take pictures of his dick and sell it to pay for college. Win

>Implying that Justin Bieber has a dick.

Jokes like that stopped being funny three years ago.

Also, this isn't 4chan stop trying to greentext.

[Trambamboline]

At 10/3/13 11:39 AM, WaffleVoyager wrote: Didn't he piss in a bucket and serenade his granny in the nude? or is it one of the other failed child stars?

He certainly serenaded his grandma in the nude, I know that much. He's a weird little dude.

At 10/3/13 11:40 AM, Entice wrote: It's acceptable to wish harm onto people so long as their famous but I don't like them

No no, I don't want HIM to be hurt. Only his career. And reputation. 'Cause fuck that kid, he's a jackass.

[BasedBubbus]

At 10/3/13 11:47 AM, Trambamboline wrote:

No no, I don't want HIM to be hurt. Only his career. And reputation. 'Cause fuck that kid, he's a jackass.

"When you feedin' on hate, you empty, my n*gga, it shows"

[Trambamboline]

At 10/3/13 11:51 AM, BasedBubbus wrote: "When you feedin' on hate, you empty, my n*gga, it shows"

You're right, of course. Still I refuse to give up my vaguely defended stance of "This kid's an ass. He should probably go away now."

At 10/3/13 11:54 AM, WaffleVoyager wrote: You're wasting your time. He has the reading comprehension of a Ritalin popping thirteen year old.

A kid who's actually on Ritalin should have pretty good reading comprehension, surely?

[Entice]

At 10/3/13 11:54 AM, WaffleVoyager wrote: You're wasting your time. He has the reading comprehension of a Ritalin popping thirteen year old.

plz shove an asparagus up ur peehole

[Entice]

At 10/3/13 11:47 AM, Trambamboline wrote: No no, I don't want HIM to be hurt. Only his career. And reputation. 'Cause fuck that kid, he's a jackass.

I don't know about you but I'd be pretty hurt if my career and reputation were smashed

I'm also curious about how you know he's a jackass without meeting him
If the stupid shit you did was plastered all over the media you'd probably look like a jackass too

[Splats]

At 10/2/13 07:56 PM, KillerSkull wrote: So that's a "yes" on the children?

That Honey Boo Boo girl was just begging for it, I swear

You can all puke now