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the incredible penis analyzer Sep. 27th, 2013 @ 06:28 AM Reply

do you spend a lot of time thinking about your penis? the length of your penis? the girth of your penis? your penis as a vector for venereal diseases? does your penis have a name? does it curve slightly to the left? have you ever wondered about these questions without finding a clear answer? i haven't . . . but now there's a way to have your penis analyzed digitally through a new & powerful technology which reinvents the male sex. all you need to do is input some trivial information about yourself & you'll have your answer in no time. this is second only to a real doctor & completely private & anonymous

may you find the answers you are looking for with the amazing incredible fantastic extraordinary penis analyzer

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Response to the incredible penis analyzer Sep. 27th, 2013 @ 07:25 AM Reply

I lost my system32 clicking that link. And look at me now. Mac-happy.


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Response to the incredible penis analyzer Sep. 27th, 2013 @ 09:35 AM Reply

Maybe he will become one of us some day...


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Response to the incredible penis analyzer Sep. 27th, 2013 @ 09:47 AM Reply

Go Wade!

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Response to the incredible penis analyzer Sep. 27th, 2013 @ 10:26 AM Reply

At 9/27/13 09:47 AM, Chdonga wrote: Go Wade!

What the fuck did I just witness?


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Response to the incredible penis analyzer Sep. 27th, 2013 @ 10:46 AM Reply

My internet penis is better than my freak mutant real penis.

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Response to the incredible penis analyzer Sep. 27th, 2013 @ 08:04 PM Reply

At 9/27/13 07:25 AM, Tribal wrote: I lost my system32 clicking that link. And look at me now. Mac-happy

You wan big a mac


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Response to the incredible penis analyzer Sep. 27th, 2013 @ 08:20 PM Reply

Suck upon it, @Loki

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Response to the incredible penis analyzer Sep. 27th, 2013 @ 08:45 PM Reply

only seven?

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Response to the incredible penis analyzer Sep. 27th, 2013 @ 08:48 PM Reply

At 9/27/13 10:46 AM, poxpower wrote: My internet penis is better than my freak mutant real penis.

Young boys only? Sounds about right

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Response to the incredible penis analyzer Sep. 27th, 2013 @ 08:50 PM Reply

Prepare yourself for the giant legendary gaia

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I'm think i may have spelled wrong in my post but Tom Flup have not made an edit buttom so don´t blame me :D

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Response to the incredible penis analyzer Sep. 27th, 2013 @ 08:55 PM Reply

Oh lord

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Response to the incredible penis analyzer Sep. 27th, 2013 @ 08:58 PM Reply

Just... Morgan Freeman.... who knew?


"if you put quotes here you're an idiot" mechadude32 These are the jokes, people...

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Response to the incredible penis analyzer Sep. 27th, 2013 @ 09:01 PM Reply

it's all about getting the appropriate alias

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Response to the incredible penis analyzer Sep. 27th, 2013 @ 09:03 PM Reply

It's like they actually know me.

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Response to the incredible penis analyzer Sep. 27th, 2013 @ 09:07 PM Reply

   

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Response to the incredible penis analyzer Sep. 27th, 2013 @ 09:26 PM Reply

What the hell am I looking at in this thread? ._.


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Not very important but my lastfm. I guess you can click on it if you want.

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Response to the incredible penis analyzer Sep. 27th, 2013 @ 09:29 PM Reply

At 9/27/13 09:26 PM, Viper50 wrote: What the hell am I looking at in this thread? ._.

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Response to the incredible penis analyzer Sep. 27th, 2013 @ 10:48 PM Reply

shit my dick is like 3 inches ahahahahhahahahahahahahaha


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Response to the incredible penis analyzer Sep. 27th, 2013 @ 10:59 PM Reply

I'm used to cock jokes on this site every once in awhile but...

WHAT IS THIS?!


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Response to the incredible penis analyzer Sep. 27th, 2013 @ 11:02 PM Reply

At 9/27/13 10:48 PM, PotHeadParadise wrote: shit my dick is like 3 inches ahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

Not sure if thats something you should just go around announcing to people....but okay ._.

ahahahhahahahhahahahhaha

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Response to the incredible penis analyzer Sep. 27th, 2013 @ 11:09 PM Reply

At 9/27/13 11:07 PM, DecimatorOmega wrote: This is the gayest thread I have ever seen. Why the fuck does this even exist. Do we really want to know about other people's penis's?

This is the gayest? I've made threads that are so much gayer than this one. Give credit where credit is due.


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Response to the incredible penis analyzer Sep. 28th, 2013 @ 01:24 AM Reply

i always knew you had it in you.lol

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Response to the incredible penis analyzer Sep. 28th, 2013 @ 02:36 AM Reply

i didnt know my penis was so skinny. i thought i was average at best :(


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Response to the incredible penis analyzer Sep. 28th, 2013 @ 06:20 AM Reply

At 9/27/13 09:47 AM, Chdonga wrote: Go Wade!

Luis' penis is scary

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Response to the incredible penis analyzer Sep. 28th, 2013 @ 06:23 AM Reply

At 9/27/13 11:07 PM, DecimatorOmega wrote: I believe now I can use the word "gay" in it's proper term.

This is the gayest thread I have ever seen. Why the fuck does this even exist. Do we really want to know about other people's penis's?

If this is genuinely what you think then, yes. You'd be fucking surprised.


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Response to the incredible penis analyzer Sep. 28th, 2013 @ 10:31 PM Reply

The owner of the God of all penises.. is a girl. xD

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Response to the incredible penis analyzer Oct. 3rd, 2013 @ 07:46 PM Reply

Everyone just give up

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Response to the incredible penis analyzer Oct. 3rd, 2013 @ 08:00 PM Reply

Well shit

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Response to the incredible penis analyzer Oct. 3rd, 2013 @ 09:17 PM Reply

Not bad...although I'm white...so this analyzer worries me >_>

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