Wank madness

[Mohabot]

I've reached the point where I have realized I masturbate WAY TOO MUCH. And my penis is overreactive to stimuli that I like, both the touch and view of good stuff... that I like to look at. (PS. I got a fucking weird fetish that I don't dare telling anybody about. Really, too bad I don't find "real", or "normal" porn attractive. Mine is a bit... alternative of porn.) As soon as I get home from work where I work pretty much as a daydreaming slave, I will grab my lil brother and start shooting... before that, while I am headed back home in the taxi, I am pretty much only fantasizing about amazing impossible stuff that I happen to get turned on by. The amazing impossible that can only be drawn or CG animated, but I mostly only fap to drawn, anime kind of stuff. As far as posing, I like it natural and not faked. Guess I am a bit of a vouyerist.

Anyway, I am... 24 years old now. I seriously wank more than I used to do when I first discovered the technique very early on, you'd be surprised to hear when I became sexual and actually started playing around with it now and then. However, now? Now it's not now and then, now it's EVERY DAMN DAY. At least twice, once in rare occasions and it's not really such a rarity that I fap 3 or more times even, when I am monstrously lustful (Either naturally or because of the concerta and ritalin, methylphenidate that is, that I get and don't really take as prescribed. Silly me. :() It's seriously one of the best things I am looking forward to in my daily life. Kinda sad if you think about it, I know, but that is why I turn to newgrounds to receive some suggestions what I could do to turn my back on masturbation and look at something else, because I know these kind of discussions are very suitful for this place. Unserious or serious, go on, gimme a reply or something!

So yeah thanks for reading, and a few of my last words... OH NOE, WHAT DUH FUCK DO I DO?!?!

//kthxxx :) Peace and luub from Mohabot.

[McJobes]

At 9/24/13 06:43 PM, Entice wrote: What is ur fetish

Sorry but he only likes 2D beings.

[Tankdown]

Holy fuck we have a lot in common! A freaking chill went down my spine. Some times I held on wit masturbation till late at night. Recommend reading a book on addiction, bit of soul searching and mediation. The problem is you are more interested in the wants in your head than what you have in life. Zap yourself out of reality by least practicing some celibacy a few days. Another method is to change your habit of whacking it to equally addicting like video games. You can also talk to real girls for a change and form a relationship. Reality is stronger than fantasy.

I still do look at porn now and again. But the key is to practice moderation.

[dx5231]

If it doesn't bother you, /d/ is your friend
If it does bother you, stop fapping for a long time so your fucked up brain can fix itself

[mechadude32]

At 9/24/13 06:43 PM, Entice wrote: What is ur fetish

two words (i guess) Hen tai...
Never again...

[Ganon-Dorf]

I literally cannot comprehend what was written...I'm at a loss for words.

[Painbringer]

In some countries masturbation is illegal and they cut off body parts.

[Cannyvenial]

At 9/24/13 06:56 PM, McJobes wrote:

At 9/24/13 06:43 PM, Entice wrote: What is ur fetish

Sorry but he only likes 2D beings.

cats are fine too.

There is a few 2D hentai websites that are good.

[CiviLies]

At 9/24/13 06:42 PM, Mohabot wrote: (PS. I got a fucking weird fetish that I don't dare telling anybody about. Really, too bad I don't find "real", or "normal" porn attractive. Mine is a bit... alternative of porn.)

It's okay, you're not the only brony here, I promise.

[CiviLies]

At 9/24/13 11:25 PM, Elitistinen wrote:

At 9/24/13 11:23 PM, CiviLies wrote: It's okay, you're not the only brony here, I promise.

DIE YA BRONIES, SCUMS OF EARTH!

I wasn't referring to myself when I said that... I assure you.

[Mohabot]

Scheduling sounds like a standard idea just like how anything is scheduled, but the problem is that I don't have self-discipline. Maybe I should switch the subject into how to develop control of yourself? Sounds like something that would help me out on all aspects, not only cumming around.

The only thing that comes in my mind when coming to strengthening your will, is to will. I will now and then, doing shit that is a huge pain in the ass, and complete it. It's a really good feeling once you've accomplished the goal, but next time I think that I should do something, such as cooking a meal rather than eating microwaved food, sausages or pizza, I get reminded by my previous experience of doing shit you don't want to do that it was fucking horrible. It discourages me as fuck, it's as if I start feeling shackled to whatever is holding me back. I feel this dysphoria in my stomach, I get tired by the though, body feels heavy and sometimes my head starts to ache. At this point I see 2 options

1. Rest on the bed like a loser
2. Just doing it, even if it's as if I enter a fight with my "inner-demons", pussy ass fucks that are actually very skilled at tricking, torturing and taunting at me. Of course I mean it in a metaphorical way, I am not schizophrenic.

I always pick the easiest choice, just laying down on my bed and fall into a circle of negativity that my inner demons are creating inside my mind. Wow how they just love to make my life feel worthless, make me think that there's no way of escaping this total mess of insanity. I've let them grow to this point where I feel overwhelmed by them, and I don't know why I let them do that.

So what is a good weapon to fight these demons? And what is a good tactic to use against them?

[BumFodder]

what age did you start then

[Luis]

Maybe you can better schedule it, by planning activities where you are not at home, or by yourself at home. Things like have friends over to watch a (non-fetish / porn) movie, or maybe board game night, or maybe goto the park and read a book, go out to watch a movie, goto a bar and make friends with random people, go on a date, sign-up on okcupid, etc. Take up a hobby, ride your bike somewhere, learn to play an instrument, learn programming, take up painting, build a spice rack.

Do SOMETHING that keeps you busy and just treat your wanks as part of a schedule of activities you have going on. Easier said than done probably, but its worth a shot if youre serious about fixing your habit.

[VicariousE]

At 9/24/13 06:42 PM, Mohabot wrote: I've reached the point where I have realized I masturbate WAY TOO MUCH.

What Luis said. He knows...

[StalkerGuy]

http://reddit.com/r/nofap

This should help you a lot. Seriously

[sedrosken]

At 9/24/13 06:59 PM, Tankdown wrote: Holy fuck we have a lot in common! A freaking chill went down my spine. Some times I held on wit masturbation till late at night. Recommend reading a book on addiction, bit of soul searching and mediation. The problem is you are more interested in the wants in your head than what you have in life. Zap yourself out of reality by least practicing some celibacy a few days. Another method is to change your habit of whacking it to equally addicting like video games. You can also talk to real girls for a change and form a relationship. Reality is stronger than fantasy.

I still do look at porn now and again. But the key is to practice moderation.

I fap at least once a day if not more (if I don't I get... Easily distracted during class; not that I do it in class, rather that I do it in the morning before school and/or after school and homework and the like). I don't feel restricted by this at all.

But I still think I'm probably addicted to it. Hell, if nothing else, I have a hell of a habit.

[finite-sorrow]

I would strongly advise you, and everyone else here reading this topic who believes they have an addiction to either porn, masturbation, or both (a dangerous combo! Trust me, I've been there >_>) to check out yourbrainonporn .This site gave me the knowledge to know how to deal with the compulsions that used to completely dictate my life, and also what to expect as the journey of abstinence presses on. It also informed me on the scientific mechanisms behind pornography addiction in a simple, easy to comprehend manner.

Yourbrainrebalenced is a forum dedicated to helping it's members defeat their horny inner demons through group support and accountability. It's jam-packed with caring individuals who are more than willing to share their experiences and success stories pertaining to abstinence from pornography. It's definitely worth checking out!

[poxpower]

Well you sound kind of like an idiot so it'll be hard. From the drug taking to the admission of chronic lazyness and your blaming of it on external factors, I doubt there's a whole lot you can do right now.

Maybe you should clean up your entire life and pursue more interesting activities than staying home watching cartoon porn. Newsflash: It's not easy for anyone.

[Ericho]

At 9/25/13 10:52 AM, Wriggle wrote: A new NG classic shall be inspired by this thread.

Go to the Rule 34 website and see if it's been uploaded yet.

[Mohabot]

Willpower? Did I ever have any of that thing since I was born to begin with? No, so I don't have that weapon. Do I trust myself? No, I don't, so that's not a weapon either.

Guess my life is fucked then. And yes indeed I'm an idiot for ruining it, what more need I say? Congrats to all of you who managed to grow up and graduate. I envy you.

[JRob]

You probably need to wank more.

[Splats]

At 9/24/13 06:42 PM, Mohabot wrote: OH NOE, WHAT DUH FUCK DO I DO?!?!

*Slaps* MAN UP
Seriously though, it's all in the head, when you say to yourself "nahh I guess I can go a day or two without jacking off" then you will be able to, trust me. Meditation helps, like some others stated, but confidence and belief in the fact that you don't need masturbation is the key imo, having dealt with some sex addiction issues in the recent past.
Glad to help, if I did.

[aListers]

You'll get bored of it eventually. Try a no fap february if you're still not over it by then. Hopefully that'll give you inspiration.

Just enjoy yourself when fapping. Maybe start fapping at the same times every day. Once in the morning, once at night, maybe once in between if you're that desperate.

[Halberd]

great thread title

[TB1ZZL3]

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/blocksite/

Lock the door and swallow the key, bud.

[ash]

You should get your testosterone levels checked.

~nurse ashley

[HeavenDuff]

At first I thought this thread was about the Madness flash series. I am dissapoint.

[Ericho]

I heard that masturbation helps prevent prostate cancer. At first, I thought it was just something made up to give people an excuse to masturbate, but it was mentioned on Penn and Teller's Bullshit, so it's good enough for me. The urban legends about it causing blindness or hairy palms are all false.

[Roterun]

At 9/28/13 10:56 AM, poxpower wrote: Well you sound kind of like an idiot so it'll be hard.

Hah, he made a funny :3

[Splats]

We've had a lot of threads like this but "Wank Madness" is without a doubt the most hilarious name yet.
H-h-hey kids! Are you ready to have some fun? Cause it's...
WANK MADNESS !!

Seriously though get in the van you little slut