A Yawn Just Put Me In Hospital
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Wow, sometimes I feel that when I yawn, my jaw will lock open. I hope I don't end up in the hospital.
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I was taken to the hospital after complaining of severe and sharp abdominal pain. A CAT scan was performed on me and the doctor told me sometime later that there was nothing really wrong with me.
I was just severely constipated. lol
I was given lots of laxatives. I used them every day, but because laxatives have a funny way of preventing you from fully digesting one's meals, I ended up losing 10 pounds after using the laxatives for only 3 or 4 days. Some of that weight was also shit. lol
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I was not even aware that such a thing was possible.
Even the most righteous, logically sound individuals are subject to poor reasoning skills and deluded mindsets.
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Well, if anyone was planning on raping your mouth, they sure missed their chance.
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At 9/23/13 04:40 PM, 24901miles wrote: Wow, that shit was boring to read. *yawn*
*Crack*
