Most badass person on the planet

[Fim]

I raise you David Choe. David Choe ultimate gambling story, loses 16 million, bangs 50 hookers with lobster on his dick.

Honestly, this guy can tell stories that nobody else on the planet could match. Everything about this guy is insane.

[FlakJaketPro]

Dusko Popov
Real James Bond

[Dean]

Lemmy Kilmister. Not only is he still alive but he's also still churning out good albums.

[Raab]

/thread

[ragnkinson]

Talos!

[Sekhem]

everyone listed in this thread so far is a pussy and boring as fuck

[ragnkinson]

At 9/23/13 08:18 AM, Sekhem wrote: everyone listed in this thread so far is a pussy and boring as fuck

I'm offensive and I find this black

[Natick]

"While scouting for game in Grand River in 1823, Hugh Glass ran into a grizzly-bear mom who attacked him to defend her two cubs. Unable to reach his rifle as they wrestled on the ground, Glass was able to escape from her death grip and stab her with his knife while she shredded his face, chest, arm, and back with her claws. His wounds were so gruesome that his fellow trappers simply placed a bear hide over him as a funeral shroud and left him for dead so they could get out of the hostile territory and away from the Native Americans who had recently killed half of their crew. With pretty much anyone else, the whole horrendous story would have ended there. But not Hugh Glass. When Glass eventually regained consciousness, he set his own leg, wrapped himself in his bear hide shroud, and started crawling along the banks of the Cheyenne River. During the insane trek across country that followed, he prevented gangrene from infecting his wounded back by lying on a rotting log and allowing maggots to eat his dead flesh, sustained himself by killing and eating rattlesnakes, and crawled overland for six weeks until he reached civilization — which was really surprised and impressed to see him alive."

[Viper]

At 9/23/13 07:46 AM, Dean wrote: Lemmy Kilmister. Not only is he still alive but he's also still churning out good albums.

I was going to go with this.
But then I saw Natick's post....Lemmy is the most badass person alive though.
And I dare anyone to prove me wrong.

[Fim]

None of these come close. So far you've got a bunch of dead people who don't count, a guy in a band, a guy who famously drinks his own piss, and a faggy hip hop slacktivist who's just done the lunch run to mcdonalds. Even combined these guys aren't as badass as Choe.

If they had a documentary made about their life before they reached 3 I doubt that it would start ass good ass this

[zag]

Ronald McDonald

[littlegonkyboy]

At 9/23/13 08:49 AM, Natick wrote: badass stuff

holy shit... this is a real man

[Darthdenim]

Chris-R.

[Natick]

At 9/23/13 10:33 AM, Fim wrote: None of these come close. So far you've got a bunch of dead people who don't count

what difference does it really make if they're still alive? they may be dead but their legacy sure aint

i'm not denying david choe's badassery (could never remember his name) but i'll be damned if fighting a bear and living to talk about it isn't a feat worth some serious respect

[eliteknightofastora]

sun tzu this guy could defeat the us army and the vietnam army all united by simply using spy and taticals areas

[Natick]

i forgot to mention aaron ralston, if we're excluding to people who are still alive

i seriously doubt that are many people on this list who would decide that life is so precious to them that it's worth chopping off their own arm for

[24901miles]

At 9/23/13 12:16 PM, eliteknightofastora wrote: sun tzu this guy could defeat the us army and the vietnam army all united by simply using spy and taticals areas

The US Army's tactics are founded partly on Sun Tzu's, except they have motherfucking satellites zipping around the planet, drone scouts, battle ready helicopters, bombers, and all manner of 21st century weaponry.

Sun Tzu's paper armor wouldn't stand a chance against an M16.

[yurgenburgen]

At 9/23/13 06:47 AM, Fim wrote: bangs 50 hookers with lobster on his dick.

that's not badass. that's stupid as shit.

[Nor]

Sunny

[Entice]

Yeah I refuse to label some azn graffiti artist that went to prison and painted erotic pictures with his own piss as the "world's biggest badass"

[Natick]

At 9/23/13 12:31 PM, Entice wrote: Yeah I refuse to label some azn graffiti artist that went to prison and painted erotic pictures with his own piss as the "world's biggest badass"

but yer azn too...

[Fim]

At 9/23/13 12:50 PM, Natick wrote:

At 9/23/13 12:31 PM, Entice wrote: Yeah I refuse to label some azn graffiti artist that went to prison and painted erotic pictures with his own piss as the "world's biggest badass"

tip of the iceberg honey

[Entice]

At 9/23/13 12:50 PM, Natick wrote: but yer azn too...

Just being descriptive

Doing a bunch of weird shit doesn't make you a "badass"

Not that his life isn't interesting

[eliteknightofastora]

At 9/23/13 12:26 PM, 24901miles wrote:

At 9/23/13 12:16 PM, eliteknightofastora wrote: sun tzu this guy could defeat the us army and the vietnam army all united by simply using spy and taticals areas

The US Army's tactics are founded partly on Sun Tzu's, except they have motherfucking satellites zipping around the planet, drone scouts, battle ready helicopters, bombers, and all manner of 21st century weaponry.

Sun Tzu's paper armor wouldn't stand a chance against an M16.

well give sun tzu the same weapons chopas and all that shit and let see who win
also if the US did have all of that shit how they did lose the vietnam war? oh yeah the nam army did read the art of war
and they did take litle bases did atack the us army by suprise with traps and all that shit
and not go atack like some bat shit army and expect it would go fine like the us

[24901miles]

At 9/23/13 01:10 PM, eliteknightofastora wrote:

At 9/23/13 12:26 PM, 24901miles wrote:

At 9/23/13 12:16 PM, eliteknightofastora wrote: sun tzu this guy could defeat the us army and the vietnam army all united by simply using spy and taticals areas

The US Army's tactics are founded partly on Sun Tzu's, except they have motherfucking satellites zipping around the planet, drone scouts, battle ready helicopters, bombers, and all manner of 21st century weaponry.

Sun Tzu's paper armor wouldn't stand a chance against an M16.

well give sun tzu the same weapons chopas and all that shit and let see who win
also if the US did have all of that shit how they did lose the vietnam war? oh yeah the nam army did read the art of war
and they did take litle bases did atack the us army by suprise with traps and all that shit
and not go atack like some bat shit army and expect it would go fine like the us

Oh, is that the reason the US lost the Vietnam War? I would have loved to have a discussion about that on Newgrounds, except battle tactics don't do well in Politics and the mods who frequent General like to close threads that are even remotely related to anything that sounds like it should be in Politics. Because many of them are absolutely retarded.

[Entice]

At 9/23/13 01:15 PM, 24901miles wrote: Because many of them are absolutely retarded.

Woah man you just insulted the mods

Do you think that will fly in this fascist nightmare state we call NG

[24901miles]

At 9/23/13 01:18 PM, Entice wrote: Do you think that will fly in this fascist nightmare state we call NG

Damn Entice why did I never notice how fine u lookin before

[Darthdenim]

At 9/23/13 01:18 PM, Entice wrote:

At 9/23/13 01:15 PM, 24901miles wrote: Because many of them are absolutely retarded.

Woah man you just insulted the mods

Do you think that will fly in this fascist nightmare state we call NG

Hell no.

[eliteknightofastora]

At 9/23/13 01:15 PM, 24901miles wrote:

At 9/23/13 01:10 PM, eliteknightofastora wrote:

At 9/23/13 12:26 PM, 24901miles wrote:

At 9/23/13 12:16 PM, eliteknightofastora wrote: sun tzu this guy could defeat the us army and the vietnam army all united by simply using spy and taticals areas

Oh, is that the reason the US lost the Vietnam War? I would have loved to have a discussion about that on Newgrounds, except battle tactics don't do well in Politics and the mods who frequent General like to close threads that are even remotely related to anything that sounds like it should be in Politics. Because many of them are absolutely retarded.

well i have found a video that talk about sun tzu hisotry and the nam war here it is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMNaULHLH9c

[littlegonkyboy]

At 9/23/13 01:41 PM, DecimatorOmega wrote: Me.

inb4 Chuck Norris.

it's 2005 again??