Worst Comedian?

[Wegra]

Sure this thread has been done in the past but aparently nothing came up on the first page but anyway who would you say is the worst comedian?

Carlos Mencia is the first that comes to mind. Think I was in like 7th grade when all those annoying little snots around me kept say deededee like what the hell?

[Entice]

Gabriel Iglesias doesn't have a single joke, he just tells stories that are mildly amusing at best.

[24901miles]

All comedians suck. Their jokes are written for idiots and large audiences full of people who laugh in order to fit in.

[Entice]

At 9/20/13 08:20 PM, 24901miles wrote: All comedians suck. Their jokes are written for idiots and large audiences full of people who laugh in order to fit in.

Wow, you sound like buckets of fun to be around

[VJF]

The ones that are women. All they use are jokes that trash their ex boyfriends and period jokes.

[captainlolz]

dean cook
louis ck
david chappelle

[NuclearInfected]

John Stewart.

[Natick]

At 9/20/13 08:16 PM, Wegra wrote: Carlos Mencia is the first that comes to mind. Think I was in like 7th grade when all those annoying little snots around me kept say deededee like what the hell?

don't forget that he's a massive plagiarist as well
dane cook was never funny
i can't stand that one indian kid's voice, can't even be bothered to remember his name
jeff dunham went down the tubes as soon as he got his own show
i also find most of jim carrey's character acting obnoxious, unpopular opinion i know
larry the cable guy promotes a shit culture for twats
worst performance i've ever seen by an anonmyous guy

At 9/20/13 08:20 PM, Entice wrote: Gabriel Iglesias doesn't have a single joke, he just tells stories that are mildly amusing at best.

well, at least he has bit more of a playful personality that most hispanic comedians that i've seen who seem to just get up on stage, yammer on about how hispanic they and their friends and are, get showered with comedy central specials and never grow past that

At 9/20/13 08:22 PM, Entice wrote:

At 9/20/13 08:20 PM, 24901miles wrote: All comedians suck. Their jokes are written for idiots and large audiences full of people who laugh in order to fit in.

Wow, you sound like buckets of fun to be around

beat me to it

[24901miles]

At 9/20/13 08:22 PM, Entice wrote:

At 9/20/13 08:20 PM, 24901miles wrote: All comedians suck. Their jokes are written for idiots and large audiences full of people who laugh in order to fit in.

Wow, you sound like buckets of fun to be around

You know it's true.

[Wegra]

At 9/20/13 08:25 PM, captainlolz wrote:

louis ck

Really why?

Just Curious

[captainlolz]

At 9/20/13 08:31 PM, Wegra wrote:

At 9/20/13 08:25 PM, captainlolz wrote:

louis ck

Really why?

Just Curious

To be contrarian

[Piggler]

Every female comedian ever.

[Sense-Offender]

Stewart, cuz liberul media. >:(

To give a real answer, though, yeah, Carlos Mencia. Also, Carrot Top and Larry the Cable Guy.

At 9/20/13 08:20 PM, Entice wrote: Gabriel Iglesias doesn't have a single joke, he just tells stories that are mildly amusing at best.

I'm not agreeing or disagreeing on him, but some good comedians do just tell stories in an amusing way, like Billy Connolly.

At 9/20/13 09:23 PM, Piggler wrote: Every female comedian ever.

I've heard some decent women comics, but I don't remember most of them. Kristen Schaal is alright, and Maria Bamford is pretty good.

[Sekhem]

At 9/20/13 09:23 PM, Piggler wrote: Every female comedian ever.

^

[lithiumsol]

steven colbert

[Tribal]

At 9/20/13 09:23 PM, Piggler wrote: Every female comedian ever.

Beat me to it.

[Decky]

Shappi Khorsandi

Not sure how well know she is in other places then the UK but all of her jokes consist of the same format "I'm Iranian, is that cool! I'm not a terrorist!" Stuff like that.

A little taste of the shit if your curious.

[TurkeyOnAStick]

At 9/21/13 07:10 AM, Decky wrote: Shappi Khorsandi
Not sure how well know she is in other places then the UK but all of her jokes consist of the same format "I'm Iranian, is that cool! I'm not a terrorist!" Stuff like that.

Oh wow, you hit the nail on the head. Yeah, that's my exact same opinion of her material.

[K2LU]

Dane Cook, Carrot Top

As for female comedians, I do like Sarah Millican.

[Jester]

Jeff Dunham is pretty shit and Russell Peters' whole shtick only goes as far as "i'm Indian lol" when he was born and raised in Canada, but that's it for my list. I like to listen to stand-up on the radio every night and I've found that most comics have at least some good bits.

[NekoMika]

Any that tell the same joke over and over again to the same audience thinking it's getting funnier each time when it only gets more boring with each retelling.

[Atlas]

Jim Carrey but only his stand up. I hate his stand up.
Dane Cook
Carlos Mencia
Carrot Top
Sarah Silverman's jokes are getting old.

[Vinnyy]

Larry the Cable Guy.

[Fim]

Phill Jupitus

[generalwinter]

Female comedians with really high voices. I don't even listen to a full joke because I am so annoyed by the voice I change the channel before it is done.

[Ericho]

Doug Stanhope. He said that Christains are more evil than Nazis because they suppressed scientific advancement in the Middle Ages. They didn't. It was a Vatican priest who helped postulate the scientific method (Roger Bacon). In more recent times, there's the father of genetics (Gregor Mendel) and the person who came up with the Big Bang theory (Georges Lemaitre).

The guy fucking sucks.

[exudaz]

Female comedians
They just talk about periods and sex jokes.
That's that humor, that's repulsive.

[GameChild214]

Grainne Maguire

I like her though, as a comedian.

[Sense-Offender]

At 9/21/13 03:57 AM, lithiumsol wrote: steven colbert

wrong

At 9/21/13 09:15 AM, SCTE3 wrote: Any that tell the same joke over and over again to the same audience thinking it's getting funnier each time when it only gets more boring with each retelling.

Some people even get applause when the audience knows the joke they're about to tell. It's not a fucking musical performance, people. How many times is Ron White gonna tell his stupid unfunny "tader salad" story, which was crap the first time?

At 9/21/13 06:20 AM, Amaranthus wrote:

Kristen Schaal is alright,

she's not

She is. Her bits on the Daily Show are pretty good, and her Comedy Central special was alright. Also, Bob's Burgers.

At 9/21/13 11:57 AM, Ericho wrote: Doug Stanhope. He said that Christains are more evil than Nazis because they suppressed scientific advancement in the Middle Ages. They didn't. It was a Vatican priest who helped postulate the scientific method (Roger Bacon). In more recent times, there's the father of genetics (Gregor Mendel) and the person who came up with the Big Bang theory (Georges Lemaitre).

Okay, but he's still pretty funny.

[Natick]

At 9/21/13 11:57 AM, Ericho wrote: Doug Stanhope. He said that Christains are more evil than Nazis because they suppressed scientific advancement in the Middle Ages. They didn't. It was a Vatican priest who helped postulate the scientific method (Roger Bacon). In more recent times, there's the father of genetics (Gregor Mendel) and the person who came up with the Big Bang theory (Georges Lemaitre).

The guy fucking sucks.

actually he specifically said that the catholic church has much higher body count and prestigious history of murder, torture, tyranny, pedophilia and all other sorts of nonsense than the nazis

funny thing is that he was right

never heard him make one complaint about them suppressing scientific knowledge for years (which is also true)