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If you had to sell a user? 2013-09-16 20:53:04 Reply

If you could sell a user on Newgrounds (yes the actual person) who would it be and how much or what could you get for them?

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Response to If you had to sell a user? 2013-09-16 20:57:18 Reply

@Jolly for $80

or sekhem's little brother


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Response to If you had to sell a user? 2013-09-16 20:57:26 Reply

Sekhem. I bet he could fetch at least a grand.

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Response to If you had to sell a user? 2013-09-16 20:58:45 Reply

@Klobb17 for 100$
@daethdrain for 2$


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Response to If you had to sell a user? 2013-09-16 20:59:57 Reply

@TomFulp for -5€


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Response to If you had to sell a user? 2013-09-16 21:03:38 Reply

CaptainJack, bet I could get $5.


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Response to If you had to sell a user? 2013-09-16 21:04:22 Reply

At 9/16/13 08:58 PM, Nor wrote: @Klobb17 for 100$

I'm $12 at most, you stupid pimp.

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Response to If you had to sell a user? 2013-09-16 21:28:09 Reply

I would sell TomFulp to Ebaum's World for the lulz.


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Response to If you had to sell a user? 2013-09-16 21:33:42 Reply

Slint for 50

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Response to If you had to sell a user? 2013-09-16 21:38:52 Reply

I'll sell you all to the gypsies for a penny.


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Response to If you had to sell a user? 2013-09-16 21:40:09 Reply

Wegra for free. Actually, I'll pay you to take him.


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Response to If you had to sell a user? 2013-09-16 21:42:47 Reply

I'd sell supergandhi for however much a gallon of gas goes for.


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Response to If you had to sell a user? 2013-09-16 21:53:05 Reply

Wriggle, theKlown, Memorize, and Poniiboi. I'll pay you.


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Response to If you had to sell a user? 2013-09-16 21:55:38 Reply

Do we get to decide who they're being sold to? Or are they just being....sold?


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Response to If you had to sell a user? 2013-09-16 21:55:41 Reply

And ononymous.


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Response to If you had to sell a user? 2013-09-16 21:59:25 Reply

I'd trade Tankdown for a jar of fresh medical grade OG Kush.


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Response to If you had to sell a user? 2013-09-16 22:28:32 Reply

At 9/16/13 09:38 PM, Shauna wrote: I'll sell you all to the gypsies for a penny.

I'd bet Shauna would fetch a pretty penny.

Find the right eastern european oligarch to sell her to and I'd be rolling in the dough :)


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Response to If you had to sell a user? 2013-09-16 22:36:17 Reply

I would sell Wriggle for free in order to get rid of him as soon as possible.


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Response to If you had to sell a user? 2013-09-16 22:37:48 Reply

I have twelve live roosters. I have attached to them the names of the first twelve posters in this thread. They have been separated into brackets, and shall now fight to the death. The champion of this macabre spectacle will be considered the finest stock, and thus the unfortunate "winner".

I shall return after the event has transpired. Good luck.


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Response to If you had to sell a user? 2013-09-16 22:41:49 Reply

I'll bite.

Looks like I'm building a bank of $6.67 by accepting TomFulp as my first purchase. I'll then use that $6.67 to buy everyone for a penny from Shauna, then Shauna for a pretty penny from Timmy (who I already own). Most of you owe me a few bucks for taking Wegra, Wriggle, Klown, Memorize, Poniiboi, and Supergandhi64 off your hands... you can work it off in the cornfields.

Pleasure doing business with ya.


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Response to If you had to sell a user? 2013-09-16 22:45:50 Reply

I will sell superghandi for 3.50!

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Response to If you had to sell a user? 2013-09-16 22:50:47 Reply

At 9/16/13 10:45 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: I will sell superghandi for 3.50!

im glad none of you would sell me<3

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Response to If you had to sell a user? 2013-09-16 22:57:24 Reply

At 9/16/13 10:50 PM, 372 wrote: im glad none of you would sell me<3

I would see you for $3.72

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Response to If you had to sell a user? 2013-09-16 23:07:07 Reply

id sell myself for 2.5 million


I'm a single father and a multimillionaire.

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Response to If you had to sell a user? 2013-09-16 23:08:04 Reply

At 9/16/13 09:38 PM, Shauna wrote: I'll sell you all to the gypsies for a penny.

done. You're all jhypsies now.


Thanks to Green-Chicken for the sig graphics, ur awesome.

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Response to If you had to sell a user? 2013-09-16 23:16:35 Reply

I'd sell me own mudda for a schilling.

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Response to If you had to sell a user? 2013-09-16 23:21:29 Reply

At 9/16/13 10:57 PM, Entice wrote:
At 9/16/13 10:50 PM, 372 wrote: im glad none of you would sell me<3
I would see you for $3.72

c'mon man not even $37.2? or $372.00?
:(

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Response to If you had to sell a user? 2013-09-17 00:03:02 Reply

Oh dear. The results are in and I'm afraid it's bad news for Natick, who'd best get used to the idea of sleeping in a cast iron cage inside a shed for the foreseeable future. I would advise you not to struggle when the agents come for you, as it will do you no good. It's not all bad news. I assure you I'll get no less that 200,000 Bison Dollars for the sale. The rest of you fools are safe.

For now! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Response to If you had to sell a user? 2013-09-17 00:41:31 Reply

myself

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Response to If you had to sell a user? 2013-09-17 00:45:10 Reply

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