the Eco-otome is a little sound maker that you use to cover the sounds you make when taking a shit, made in japan.
don't let a fart insult your ancestors honour for a 1000 years ever again. what is your favorite "dumbest fucking invention"
At 9/4/13 11:54 PM, lithiumsol wrote: the Eco-otome is a little sound maker that you use to cover the sounds you make when taking a shit, made in japan.
don't let a fart insult your ancestors honour for a 1000 years ever again. what is your favorite "dumbest fucking invention"
Those things on chairs that allow you to lean back, yet, using gravity and hinges, catch you when you do.
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The Shake Weight. Closest thing to a dildo exercise machine that I've ever seen.
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Those golf clubs that you can piss in.
I believe it was meant to be a gag gift though.
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It's dumb mainly for the name.
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All of these inventions have their purpose while none of you have invented anything more useful than any of these.
At 9/5/13 10:48 AM, Makakaov wrote: All of these inventions have their purpose while none of you have invented anything more useful than any of these.
The argument "Judge it only if you can do better" is really stupid and pointless.
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At 9/5/13 11:02 AM, tonypar16 wrote:At 9/5/13 10:48 AM, Makakaov wrote: All of these inventions have their purpose while none of you have invented anything more useful than any of these.The argument "Judge it only if you can do better" is really stupid and pointless.
Why? Someone is making money on these inventions - you wouldn't hear about them if they weren't in shops. Even if you don't like these ideas, they made some people somehow successful in life, more successful than you in this field.
If you want to bitch it's fine with me, but I think making a moral decision from time to time and give people a hint they're fucking dumbasses and maybe they should rethink their personalities purely in self-improvement reasons is a good thing.
At 9/5/13 11:06 AM, Makakaov wrote: If you want to bitch it's fine with me, but I think making a moral decision from time to time and give people a hint they're fucking dumbasses and maybe they should rethink their personalities purely in self-improvement reasons is a good thing.
There is no self-improvement if you stop judging dildo-like weights or butter stick type. Some people are making money by coming up with ridiculous ideas for products that less than 500 people will buy, so what? In what way is this supposed to make them better than me or the guy who judges them? Some of them just happened to find someone who dumb/crazy enough to invest in that idea, but they are still by no means considered better than us only due to that reason. You are not giving a hint for us to self improve, you just throw out a "Hey can you do better,no? shut up".
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At 9/5/13 10:48 AM, Makakaov wrote: All of these inventions have their purpose while none of you have invented anything more useful than any of these.
WHOA
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My favorite dumb invention is the Bulletin Board System.
At 9/5/13 12:34 PM, Psycho666 wrote: My favorite dumb invention is the Bulletin Board System.
Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
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At 9/5/13 10:48 AM, Makakaov wrote: All of these inventions have their purpose while none of you have invented anything more useful than any of these.
Oh shut up.
At 9/5/13 11:36 AM, tonypar16 wrote:At 9/5/13 11:06 AM, Makakaov wrote: If you want to bitch it's fine with me, but I think making a moral decision from time to time and give people a hint they're fucking dumbasses and maybe they should rethink their personalities purely in self-improvement reasons is a good thing.There is no self-improvement if you stop judging dildo-like weights or butter stick type.
It's unnatural for workout devices to vibrate, so you call it a dildo? Look at these weights, they're not designed for insertion, they're too wide at both ends. Everyone knows that movement develops muscles, so what's wrong with stimulating it? You have to think rationally and deduct, is it a good idea developed by science, or just some kind of sick joke from masturbation. I bet if cellphones with vibrators were introduced to the marked today you'd call them dildo phones.
Some people are making money by coming up with ridiculous ideas for products that less than 500 people will buy, so what?
I looked up just two products listed in this thread and looks like their creators are earning big time. OR you're trying to tell me ShakeWeight costs 800 000 dollars per kit.
Does the product you sell have to be brilliant only? Are you okay with food being sold in stores? Is a generically improved apple brilliant wonderful invention? You know, you could use a banana as a dildo, or throw an apple at someone. Nothing new here.
In what way is this supposed to make them better than me or the guy who judges them?
They contribute to the world, make money and make life easier by providing luxuries.
Some of them just happened to find someone who dumb/crazy enough to invest in that idea, but they are still by no means considered better than us only due to that reason.
Well if they just happened to do that that means it must be very easy. Why don't you try, you could make millions. Or maybe you're now you don't want any money, you just want to be poor, holy hermit.
You are not giving a hint for us to self improve, you just throw out a "Hey can you do better,no? shut up".
It all depends from interpretation. I wouldn't expect correct interpretation from a person who thinks that adding vibrator to workout device immedietely turns it into a sex toy.
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At 9/5/13 01:21 AM, Boomstick wrote: Ugg Boots. They're not for using in snow weather, or too hot for regular weather. What the fuck are they for?
for chavs and bogans
Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
ScaryPicnic made me do it.My letterboxd.
A pay toilet.
Why do we need to pay to take a dump if we're away from home? Yes I know most places don't have one but the fact it existed kinda made you lose hope in humanity.
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At 9/5/13 02:20 AM, VJF wrote: The Shake Weight. Closest thing to a dildo exercise machine that I've ever seen.
more like a handjob simulator,but call it what you will.
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The ipad, just something for hipster that doesn't have anything better to spend cash on.
Laptop would be better.
At 9/5/13 03:38 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: Potty Putter. Yeah. It actually existed and had it's own infomercial. A FUCKING INFOMERCIAL!
Beat ya to it. ^
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