Create a drink!

[Sequenced]

So here is how this is going to work.

Person above you will create some wacky-ass name for an alcoholic beverage, then the person below has to come up with the ingredients for it. Once you have done that, you can create a name for another drink and then the person below will have to respond to yours.

(There will be some issues with double posts and shit, but I don't think it should be a huge problem).

I'll go ahead and start this off.

I call this drink "Sandy Cheeks".

[TehPoptartKid]

The ingredients for Sandy Cheeks:

The actual sweat from Sandy Cheeks.
Two hairs from her tail
1 drop of her spit
A half a cup of sea water
Mix it with rum and hot sauce

Bam. You got yourself a Sandy Cheeks.

Here's a new drink

A Hobo's Delight

[FlakJaketPro]

At 9/4/13 06:59 PM, Sequenced wrote: I call this drink "Sandy Cheeks".

Shot of Vodka with salt

Milk

[Raab]

At 9/4/13 07:40 PM, TehPoptartKid wrote: The ingredients for Sandy Cheeks:

The actual sweat from Sandy Cheeks.
Two hairs from her tail
1 drop of her spit
A half a cup of sea water
Mix it with rum and hot sauce

Bam. You got yourself a Sandy Cheeks.

Here's a new drink

A Hobo's Delight

Take a sloppy diarrhea shit in a tin can.
Add vodka.

Vagina borksack.

[Sense-Offender]

At 9/4/13 07:42 PM, Raab wrote:

At 9/4/13 07:40 PM, TehPoptartKid wrote: The ingredients for Sandy Cheeks:

The actual sweat from Sandy Cheeks.
Two hairs from her tail
1 drop of her spit
A half a cup of sea water
Mix it with rum and hot sauce

Bam. You got yourself a Sandy Cheeks.

Here's a new drink

A Hobo's Delight

Take a sloppy diarrhea shit in a tin can.
Add vodka.

Vagina borksack.

clam sauce
pureed sardines
whiskey
alfalfa sprouts
canola oil

Now, how do you make a "pirate's backwash"?

[FlakJaketPro]

At 9/4/13 07:47 PM, The-Act wrote: Repeat

Make 10 gin and tonic and pour them into a glass.
Non-Alcoholic Water

[Ginzho]

At 9/4/13 07:56 PM, FlakJaketPro wrote: Non-Alcoholic Water

Acquire yourself 2 dollars and locate the nearest vending machine

Whispering GhostMilk

[FlakJaketPro]

At 9/4/13 07:57 PM, Ginzho wrote: Whispering GhostMilk

Female Ejaculate
Fire
Motor Oil
Prolapsed Anus

Milk

[Ginzho]

At 9/4/13 08:03 PM, FlakJaketPro wrote:
Milk

Ejaculation Liquid from a cow

...
Banzai Qwaziti Punch

[exudaz]

Half dr.pepper and half red wine

I call it a red pepper

[Duckzombie]

...
Banzai Qwaziti Punch

A banana
Kimbo Slices' boxing glove

The Sloth

[Sense-Offender]

At 9/4/13 09:54 PM, SychoSloth wrote: The Sloth

warm milk
muscle relaxers
everclear
roofies

fuzzy anus

[DM692]

At 9/4/13 11:04 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: fuzzy anus

-4 parts Kahlua
-1 part Milk
-1 part Bailey's

Rim with sugar

"Nordic Fury"

[yurgenburgen]

At 9/5/13 01:48 AM, DM692 wrote: "Nordic Fury"

90% crushed ice
10% hand sanitizer
garnish with twigs

mine:

"tokyo anal dynamite"

[Sense-Offender]

At 9/5/13 01:51 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 9/5/13 01:48 AM, DM692 wrote: "Nordic Fury"

90% crushed ice
10% hand sanitizer
garnish with twigs

mine:

"tokyo anal dynamite"

sake
extra strong coffee
wasabi
melted sakura cheese
puree of Japanese cabbage and chilli peppers

dirty balloon knot

[Boomstick]

Milk
Percocet
Bailey's Irish Cream
Opiates
Whip Cream

A drink for all ages.

[Sequenced]

At 9/5/13 02:08 AM, Boomstick wrote:

A drink for all ages.

Water

--

Peruvian Flute Band

[Magical-Zorse]

a blended peruvian flute band along with their instruments

mix with two parts vermouth and one part bourbon

[supergandhi64]

"ambrosia"
1 mountain dew 12 oz can
1 bag of cool ranch doritos

--supergandhi64

[Makakaov]

At 9/5/13 09:41 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: --supergandhi64

Bag of liquid horse shit.

See what I did there?

Nazi Paris.

[supergandhi64]

At 9/5/13 11:10 AM, Makakaov wrote:

At 9/5/13 09:41 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: --supergandhi64

Bag of liquid horse shit.

See what I did there?

Nazi Paris.

that's not a recipe . . . that's an insult

--supergandhi64

[Vinnyy]

At 9/5/13 11:38 AM, supergandhi64 wrote:

At 9/5/13 11:10 AM, Makakaov wrote:

At 9/5/13 09:41 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: --supergandhi64

Bag of liquid horse shit.

See what I did there?

Nazi Paris.

that's not a recipe . . . that's an insult

--supergandhi64

A dose of troll.

Greenman's ale.

[Slint]

At 9/5/13 12:10 PM, VinnyXY wrote: Greenman's ale.

-4 litters of ale

The Sperg Lord

[Makakaov]

At 9/5/13 11:38 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: that's not a recipe . . . that's an insult

--supergandhi64

cry some more.

[Slint]

At 9/5/13 12:38 PM, Makakaov wrote:

At 9/5/13 11:38 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: that's not a recipe . . . that's an insult

--supergandhi64

cry some more.

Please do not insult other members of the community.

[Psycho666]

At 9/5/13 12:38 PM, Makakaov wrote:

At 9/5/13 11:38 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: that's not a recipe . . . that's an insult

--supergandhi64

cry some more.

Cry Some More

Makes 3

2 cans tomato juice (11 ounces total)
6.5 ounces vodka
1/2 lime, juiced
2 teaspoon Siracha
2 teaspoon Tabasco
1 teaspoon prepared horseradish
1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
1/4 teaspoon celery salt
1/4 teaspoon black pepper
1/8 teaspoon white pepper
1/8 teaspoon ground red pepper
Serrano pepper strips
lime wedges

[FlakJaketPro]

At 9/5/13 12:48 PM, Psycho666 wrote: lime wedges

2 whole limes
1 tsp of lime rind
dragon dildo
bake for 10 minutes on 350
shake lightly
enjoy

The Slint Special

[Slint]

At 9/5/13 12:48 PM, Psycho666 wrote:

At 9/5/13 12:38 PM, Makakaov wrote:

At 9/5/13 11:38 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: that's not a recipe . . . that's an insult

--supergandhi64

cry some more.

Cry Some More

This is wrong, here's the true recepie:

-5 gallons of tears
-1 gallon of piss

[Satan]

At 9/5/13 12:53 PM, FlakJaketPro wrote:

At 9/5/13 12:48 PM, Psycho666 wrote: lime wedges

2 whole limes
1 tsp of lime rind
dragon dildo
bake for 10 minutes on 350
shake lightly
enjoy

The Slint Special

The Slint Special
20% Redbull
30% Cocaine
10% Ecstasy
39% Methanol
And to fill in the 1%, a single drop of cyanide

[Slint]

At 9/5/13 01:00 PM, Satan wrote: The Slint Special
20% Redbull
30% Cocaine
10% Ecstasy
39% Methanol
And to fill in the 1%, a single drop of cyanide

I'm fucking saving this.