Suicide Note: The Thread

[Stereocrisis]

Ok, the point of this thread is for you to type your suicide note. It can be serious, funny, or whatever. Would you simply say, "Goodbye cruel world," and be done with it? Or would you rather type a book? Or maybe you might want to get creative and be funny about it. My suicide note would be funny, but here's some serious shit I typed.. I'll come back later and post some funny shit. Peace out.

I think I'm finally done with trying to feel accepted and included. People are self centered, opinionated, perverts with no respect, or concept of normalcy. If they ever heard of the benefit of the doubt, they certainly have never given it. People just come out with the most ignorant shit they can possibly muster within themselves, and shit it out of their faces. Even this whole idea of friendship is based on what they can get out of the deal. I used to be so trusting, and accepting of others. I'm just not meant to be around people. I have a very low tolerance for bullshit, and it's only a matter of time before I misplace my aggressions all over the place. I was born to die. Not much worth living for anyway. What? My kids? Their inevitable hatred towards me because of shit their mother says? I honestly don't want to be alive right now, and of all things to do in this situation, I don't know why the fuck I would tell PEOPLE. Entities of unbridled ignorance. Back stabbing soulless monsters. Where did all the compassion go? Everyone is such a petty thuggish cretin. If you can't give them what they want, they forget about you. Run out of money, you run out of friends. If you don't listen to their music, or believe in their God, you can go fuck yourself for all they care. Oh, and they will ENDLESSLY have SOMETHING to prove. It's ridiculous beyond words. Ok. You know what? You're the smartest, most attractive person that ever lived. You win. I'm going to go find a long enough rope to hang myself. Good luck with your shallow existence, and your slow march towards death. I'm taking the easy way out. You know why they call it that, right? Because it's easier to kill yourself than deal with you cruel, heartless bastards. Go shop at Abercrombie some more you pretentious cunts. I would rather end myself than bare witness to these hopelessly contrived creatures fake it any longer.

[Natick]

i'd post the ending monologue from the sunset limited

[BasedBubbus]

yeah nerd like im gonna read that

[Sequenced]

I really don't like the idea of this thread.

[Thor]

"smash my hard drive"

[saltovergray]

"excuse all the blood"

[Cheese]

All I ever wanted was a white line of shit shot up my fuckin' nose, a snowball of sperm from my nasal passages to my throat. And no one would give me that.

[ilikegreenday]

You are really brave to post that on a site with a community as terrible as this one.

[Stereocrisis]

At 8/24/13 10:17 PM, ilikegreenday wrote: You are really brave to post that on a site with a community as terrible as this one.

Not as brave as the guy who admits to liking Green Day. These animals will eat you alive.

I like them too.

Geek. da da, da da, da da Stink. da da, da da, da da Breath.

[Archonic]

I'd write something like Sergeant Hartman's monologue from Full Metal Jacket.

[Ron-Geno]

"Hey world, this is my suicide note.
As you know, this note is bullshit.
The thought of me committing suicide is bullshit because I'm not a pussy bitch.

Signed,
CourageWolf"

Did I win?

[Xenomit]

I wouldn't leave a note, I'd do something like the professor from I, Robot, leave a series of interactive, holographic messages that lead to all my most valuable possessions, and whoever's smart and resourceful enough to find the stache gets to keep it.

[Sense-Offender]

"Sorry for the mess. Cheers."

[Shauna]

This thread is a bad idea

[Scarface]

I'd probably write a ton of stuff explaining why I did what I did. I'd do a much more in depth job of explaining, but to simplify it to a forum post;

1. This is not anyone else's fault, this is my decision. This isn't to blame anyone, I simply no longer wish to be alive.

2. I am not a hero. I am not a martyr. I am not a poster child. Do not put me all over the news and talk about how tragically I was driven to suicide. Let me die in peace. Leave me alone and let me die quietly.

3. Do not speculate about my motivation. You don't know. Don't try to use my death to further some stupid cause.

4. I was not driven to suicide by movies, music, books, or other people. I'm smart enough to make a decision on whether or not to live without help from anyone else. Don't try to use my death to get something banned.

5. This is what I wanted. Don't cry and talk about how tragic it was that I died, I wanted to. Mourn the people who died before they wanted to.

6. To anyone personally affected by my death, I apologize if I have caused you any trouble. I know losing someone in your life can be emotionally taxing, but I hope that you will be able to carry on well enough without me.

[Chocomilk]

At 8/24/13 10:07 PM, SaltshakerClock wrote: "excuse all the blood"

METAL

My suicide note wouldn't exist because I wouldn't write one because I wouldn't kill myself because I'm not depressed because there's no reason for me to be. If I wrote one out that would just be creepy, and also sad. This thread makes me disappointed, but not enough to become suicidal. I'M OUT

[Gagsy]

As Frank Sinatra once famously sang;

"And now the end is near and so I face the final curtain"

So too I come to my final curtain here. It comes with much regret, but also with a bittersweet relief. I wouldn't be doing this now without that relief. Before I was just scared, now though I feel defiant, more than I have about anything in a long long time.

My family, my friends, I would say that I will miss you, but where I'm going there is no place for these emotions. I will miss the memories of you before they too pass me by. I regret that it has to come to this, but I have no other option left. I'm just so done..

I do wish I had enough strength, belief and desire to carry on, but I just can't. I'm living without a hope, stuck in dreams that won't come true. And the losses I've experienced are just too much to get over. I just can't keep pretending I'm ok here when I'm not.

I hope, I so hope that you don't miss me. I'm sure you wouldn't anyway, for I am no loss. Better yourselves and forget me. Forget I was ever here.

Newgrounds,

Its been emotional.

<3

[Halberd]

'wow'

[Blink-the-God]

My note would read "Don't come to hell. I don't want to see any of you."

[PotHeadParadise]

"put some ak 47 kush in my grave" ahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahaha

[Shockoach]

"this is my suicide note

sorry to whoever has to deal with the body

the password to my steam account is [steam account password] if you want to play some sweet games

-name"

i'd make sure to write it in all lowercase too because that's cool and edgy

[darkjam]

At 8/24/13 09:52 PM, Sequenced wrote: I really don't like the idea of this thread.

But you didn't lock it. What does this mean?!!

[SneakyGameBoy]

"If Half Life 3 is officially confirmed or any other big franchise has a sequel from a long hiatus, bring me fucking back to life. I don't care how you do it or how much money you spend to bring me back. I don't even care if I turn into a hideous abomination. Bring me back I'm not gonna miss this shit."

[Magical-Zorse]

I would just be like fuck all you n words I'm dead.

[yurgenburgen]

i already wrote mine

[T3XT]

"Respawning in 3, 2"

[T3XT]

At 8/25/13 01:16 AM, darkjam wrote:

At 8/24/13 09:52 PM, Sequenced wrote: I really don't like the idea of this thread.

But you didn't lock it. What does this mean?!!

he's not a forum mod u silly willy

[Dignatio]

If you are reading this, then the blood didn't splatter onto the paper too much.

[Piper]

I plan to die saving everyone else's asses, not leaving them behind. But if I were to suicide- I would be beyond hope and I'd most likely say something like this:

Like spindle and thread weaving into the stars we scatter across the planes. Energies intermingling and swaying about, some threads snapping, some tangled, we lay strung out and beautiful against a dark thicket of space. What is a soul? What is this, Earth? The unknown provokes thought from the ones whom dare try to find the answer and licks at the minds of those whom are nothing but simple creatures trudging along the path we so often blur. We tarnish and burn, take and rape. The abundance of our Earth dwindles, yet we never give back. Feverishly digging deeper into the crust, into the ever widening gap between mercy and malice, gluttony and famine, vitality and death. We whom once lent our minds to greater ideas and forward times have fallen back. Clawed and torn down are the banners of nobility. The outstretched arms of the angry and unsure, the duped and outraged. We lie in a puddle of filth while the prejudice grows around us, it thickens against our skin and muddies our sight. It is all beyond repair, so I will join the heap of death surmounting before I am put there by someone else.

See you in the ether,
Pipes

Nice picture of the sun you have there.

[T3XT]

And everyone rushes to the thread thinking this was going to be an actual suicide note.