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Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day Intim8 Aug. 22nd, 2013 @ 03:59 AM Reply

Ooh, it's been a long time since the last one, hasn't it, luvs?
Of course it's been... But anyways, Whore For A Day is back on business today!
If you're new to these, don't worry, I'll explain:
In Whore For A Day, I'll turn myself into the Newgrounds Art Whore for today. That means that, during the next hours, I'll be checking the thread for requests and as soon one pops in, I take paper and pencil, scan it and post it here! And so on with the next one. And the next after that. And it will be like that until my body can't take it anymore. Then the thread ends and no more requests will be done, ever. Sorry for the people I won't get to do theirs... I could make a post-mortem, you can comment the pieces made (much appreciated!) but don't bother requesting more.
I stop for breaks like lunch, dinner, doing the dishes, toilet and so on, but apart from that I'll be drawing your requests all day long.

Still confused? Go check my previous installments! There are links in my userpage!

THE RULES:
- All the Art Forum Rules apply.
So, maybe you want to check them over, just in case... Anyways, this is a SFW thread... More or less. Just don't ask for excessively "offensive" stuff and it will be fine, OK?

- Only paper and pencil will be used for your request.
So no fancy colours here. If you want commission-like pro stuff for free, maybe you should look elsewhere...

- One person, one request.
If you ask for more, I'll just pick the one I fancy most. It's not completely impossible for me to make more than one for the same user, though. If the incoming of requests gets thinner, I could make seconds if you request again. Keep in mind I'll try to favour people who haven't been attended yet. So, if you have your request done and want more, keep an eye on the thread and try your luck when you feel the thing is getting slow.

- Try to be sensible.
As a whore, I have left my dignity at the doormat, so I'll draw whatever. But think about something: Given the timed nature of the thread, the more complicated your request is, the more likely to look bad will be. If you ask for an army of whatever, you will probably end up with a bunch of stick figures. But hey, I'll try to do my best anyway.

- Treat me gently <3
I am human, dammit! A human being! My blood is as red as yours! THINK ABOUT IT.

Well, if everything is crystal clear now... Let's go for THE FIRST!!!

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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day Intim8 Aug. 22nd, 2013 @ 04:06 AM Reply

YES YES YES YES YES!

The llama king demands an attractive Bizarrojoe girl riding the legendary llama king!


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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day Intim8 Aug. 22nd, 2013 @ 04:27 AM Reply

At 8/22/13 04:06 AM, LegolaSS wrote: YES YES YES YES YES!

The llama king demands an attractive Bizarrojoe girl riding the legendary llama king!

Hail to the KING, baby.

Hello, Lego! ; )

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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day Intim8 Aug. 22nd, 2013 @ 04:38 AM Reply

Draw Kuchisake-Onna (the Slit-Mouthed Woman) from Japanese mythology.


Aigis - Putting the 'ai' back in 'Aigis'.

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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day Intim8 Aug. 22nd, 2013 @ 04:39 AM Reply

I'd love to see a sexy arms dealer.

Also, welcome back. I've missed you, man!


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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day Intim8 Aug. 22nd, 2013 @ 04:43 AM Reply

JOE! OMIGOD I missed you bro!

*Does secret handshake so that Joe knows it is really him.*

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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day Intim8 Aug. 22nd, 2013 @ 04:48 AM Reply

Oh happy daaaays! BizarroJoe has returned with a whoring thread!

You know they say "An apple a day keeps the doctor away". Draw that, an armed apple defender fighting off a doctor.

Thanks in advance!


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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day Intim8 Aug. 22nd, 2013 @ 04:52 AM Reply

At 8/22/13 04:38 AM, Aigis wrote: Draw Kuchisake-Onna (the Slit-Mouthed Woman) from Japanese mythology.

Just when I finished playing Corpse-Party...

Hmm... Maybe I rushed it a bit...

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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day Intim8 Aug. 22nd, 2013 @ 05:24 AM Reply

At 8/22/13 04:39 AM, ImpendingRiot wrote: I'd love to see a sexy arms dealer.

Also, welcome back. I've missed you, man!

Well, well... What're you buying, soldier?

This should be in a videogame! So long Riot!

Also:

At 8/22/13 04:43 AM, Hyptosis wrote: JOE! OMIGOD I missed you bro!

*Does secret handshake so that Joe knows it is really him.*

I do the *arm clinch*!

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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day Intim8 Aug. 22nd, 2013 @ 05:43 AM Reply

At 8/22/13 04:48 AM, Luwano wrote: Oh happy daaaays! BizarroJoe has returned with a whoring thread!

You know they say "An apple a day keeps the doctor away". Draw that, an armed apple defender fighting off a doctor.

Thanks in advance!

It just takes one. The right one.

A Joel Silver production?

Funny stuff!
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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day Intim8 Aug. 22nd, 2013 @ 05:50 AM Reply

That is glorious. Thank you sir!


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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day Intim8 Aug. 22nd, 2013 @ 05:56 AM Reply

Sir Gorilla of King Arthur's round table.


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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day Intim8 Aug. 22nd, 2013 @ 05:56 AM Reply

At 8/22/13 04:27 AM, BizarroJoe wrote: Hello, Lego! ; )

Greetings kind stranger ;)

Hail to the KING, baby.

Look at him in all his majesty! he even kept the shades from last time :D

Well, well... What're you buying, soldier?

Love this one, if no one puts it in a game i will make it my duty to do so! *might even make a guest appearance in the art forum battle royal*

I do the *arm clinch*!

well then if your looking for a bit more work, I'm sure you can show us all how you and Hyptosis do your manly arm grab shake, just put it on my tab ;)

You are my favourt whore, but you already knew that <3


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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day Intim8 Aug. 22nd, 2013 @ 06:29 AM Reply

At 8/22/13 05:56 AM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote: Sir Gorilla of King Arthur's round table.

This concept needs more development... I think it can and will improve... So interesting...
If Grant Morrison sees this, I'm sure he would get him in the DC Universe ASAP.

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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day Intim8 Aug. 22nd, 2013 @ 06:33 AM Reply

Hey could I pretty please have an awesome rocket with fancy thrusters?

:D


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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day Intim8 Aug. 22nd, 2013 @ 07:04 AM Reply

At 8/22/13 05:56 AM, LegolaSS wrote:
At 8/22/13 04:27 AM, BizarroJoe wrote: Hello, Lego! ; )
Greetings kind stranger ;)

Hail to the KING, baby.
Look at him in all his majesty! he even kept the shades from last time :D

Well, well... What're you buying, soldier?
Love this one, if no one puts it in a game i will make it my duty to do so! *might even make a guest appearance in the art forum battle royal*

Glad you liked it (Or should I say "them")!

I do the *arm clinch*!
well then if your looking for a bit more work, I'm sure you can show us all how you and Hyptosis do your manly arm grab shake, just put it on my tab ;)

OOOOOOOOOPH
We should have made a rehearsal or something you know... It's been a long time since the last time we did this...

How will Hyptosis' hair look like now?

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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day Intim8 Aug. 22nd, 2013 @ 07:38 AM Reply

At 8/22/13 06:33 AM, SirNightOwl wrote: Hey could I pretty please have an awesome rocket with fancy thrusters?

D

Well, I'm not rocket engineer... Hope you like this...

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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day Intim8 Aug. 22nd, 2013 @ 07:53 AM Reply

Draw me a character I can use for the art forum battle royale


NEVER LOOSE FAITH IN MANCUNT

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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day Intim8 Aug. 22nd, 2013 @ 07:56 AM Reply

Oh Joe, it's been too long.

It's too early in the morning to come up with something creative for you to draw. If you want, you can surprise me. If not, I'll try to come up with something when I'm more awake.

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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day Intim8 Aug. 22nd, 2013 @ 08:08 AM Reply

Draw a squid-girl!you know, like those mermaids...

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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day Intim8 Aug. 22nd, 2013 @ 08:14 AM Reply

At 8/22/13 05:43 AM, BizarroJoe wrote: It just takes one. The right one.
A Joel Silver production?
Funny stuff!
NEXT!!!

Haha you wouldn't wanna mess with that apple, huh? Thank you!


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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day Intim8 Aug. 22nd, 2013 @ 08:17 AM Reply

Draw a crazy rock.

get it, like, my user.. ye fuck it i suck

Thanks Chdonga for the signature. <3

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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day Intim8 Aug. 22nd, 2013 @ 08:18 AM Reply

At 8/22/13 07:53 AM, J-qb wrote: Draw me a character I can use for the art forum battle royale

OK, let's try this...
This is a guy who can make cubes appear of the blue! These are solid and pretty shiney. He can make it any number of them, only that he has a limit of four squared metres of cubes.
He can make them float and ride on one to fly distances, but it's hard and stressing. It's like the Kinton cloud, but much slower.
Hope you like this!

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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day Intim8 Aug. 22nd, 2013 @ 08:34 AM Reply

At 8/22/13 07:38 AM, BizarroJoe wrote:
At 8/22/13 06:33 AM, SirNightOwl wrote: Hey could I pretty please have an awesome rocket with fancy thrusters?

D
Well, I'm not rocket engineer... Hope you like this...

... NEXT!!!

Awesome, thanks! :D


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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day Intim8 Aug. 22nd, 2013 @ 08:36 AM Reply

Draw Dracula from Castlevania.


I have nothing to say that is at all relevant.

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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day Intim8 Aug. 22nd, 2013 @ 08:40 AM Reply

At 8/22/13 08:08 AM, HypnoSquido wrote: Draw a squid-girl!you know, like those mermaids...

Aallll right, let's give it a try...
Hope you like it!

... And now...
LUNCH BREAK

... Back in a while...

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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day Intim8 Aug. 22nd, 2013 @ 09:52 AM Reply

Draw an army of whatever.

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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day Intim8 Aug. 22nd, 2013 @ 10:18 AM Reply

draw a mental disorder that fascinates you the most.

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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day Intim8 Aug. 22nd, 2013 @ 10:22 AM Reply

At 8/22/13 08:17 AM, CrazyRock wrote: Draw a crazy rock.

get it, like, my user.. ye fuck it i suck

But... It's "rock around the clock", not "rock on the clock"! You dumbfuck!

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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day Intim8 Aug. 22nd, 2013 @ 10:23 AM Reply

At 8/22/13 08:36 AM, Felis wrote: Draw Dracula from Castlevania.

And Dracula it is!

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