How to revive Newgrounds.

[FlakJaketPro]

You remember when people petitioned to have the US Govt. build a Death Star to revitalize the Economy?
Well why don't WE do the same, but on a smaller scale.
To attract more users to the site and spur portal submissions, I propose that the NG community (with support from The Behemoth) builds a Mammoth MK II walker.
I am already planning the Kickstarter.

[Tankdown]

Never work, everyone will fight on who's first going to drive it.

[mechadude32]

At 8/21/13 08:24 PM, Tankdown wrote: Never work, everyone will fight on who's first going to drive it.

Yes because THAT'S the biggest problem

[FlakJaketPro]

At 8/21/13 08:24 PM, Tankdown wrote: Never work, everyone will fight on who's first going to drive it.

The BBS users have to fight it out to see who drives it.
I think I should.
We'll take out Sekhem, Superghandi64, and Sonicfangirl01 in a single strategic maneuver (Planned and executed by me of course)

[FlakJaketPro]

At 8/21/13 08:28 PM, hecticjon wrote: actually the first two of those posters are cool & good people.

Fine.
But they are not allowed to touch it.
Slint can be the Co-Pilot.
I MIGHT let him touch the main control panel.
Then again I might not.

[Viper]

Newgrounds needs to build a Death Star.
Then we can have it floating in Earth's orbit and have a giant flashing sign that says "SIGN UP TO NEWGROUNDS.COM!!!"
And to anyone who doesn't comply there will be a laser attached to it and it will blow up their house.

[S3C]

you cannot revive something that is not dead

[Tankdown]

At 8/21/13 08:26 PM, mechadude32 wrote: Yes because THAT'S the biggest problem

Are you saying you hate explosion!?

Because if you are, then you don't get to touch it.

[dem0lecule]

At 8/21/13 09:07 PM, S3C wrote: you cannot revive something that is not dead

You think?

[BrenTheMan]

At 8/21/13 08:42 PM, Viper50 wrote: Newgrounds needs to build a Death Star.
Then we can have it floating in Earth's orbit and have a giant flashing sign that says "SIGN UP TO NEWGROUNDS.COM!!!"
And to anyone who doesn't comply there will be a laser attached to it and it will blow up their house.

I support this idea. We need to introduce more people to Meet N Fuck.

[FlakJaketPro]

At 8/21/13 09:08 PM, BrenTheMan wrote: I support this idea. We need to introduce more people to Meet N Fuck.

We can fill a drop pod with clones of Sekhem and tell them that the place they are being sent to is a world where everyone is white. They will eliminate all life in an area until tamed.

[Slint]

At 8/21/13 08:26 PM, FlakJaketPro wrote: We'll take out Sekhem

 

[FlakJaketPro]

At 8/21/13 08:30 PM, FlakJaketPro wrote: Fine.
But they are not allowed to touch it.
Slint can be the Co-Pilot.
I MIGHT let him touch the main control panel.
Then again I might not.

That's it Slint. You're not the Co-Pilot anymore.

[Cheese]

bring back the last redesign, the redesign killed it.

[FlakJaketPro]

At 8/21/13 09:51 PM, Cheese wrote: bring back the last redesign, the redesign killed it.

-__-

[Cheese]

At 8/21/13 09:51 PM, FlakJaketPro wrote:

At 8/21/13 09:51 PM, Cheese wrote: bring back the last redesign, the redesign killed it.

-__-

are you 10 years old

[FlakJaketPro]

At 8/21/13 09:54 PM, Cheese wrote: are you 10 years old

No.
Stahp derailing.

[Prinzy2]

We must have more spice.

[Cheese]

At 8/21/13 10:23 PM, FlakJaketPro wrote:

At 8/21/13 09:54 PM, Cheese wrote: are you 10 years old

No.
Stahp derailing.

are you 11

[Chdonga]

If newgrounds hat Unity support we'd be back on top.

also fuck Star Wars

[Boomstick]

Get a third party sponsor.

[Gimmick]

At 8/22/13 12:09 AM, DecimatorOmega wrote: As long as you don't invite anyone from Bungie.net to here, you should be good.

B.net has shitty people.

explodingpiglets is a cool guy.

[Slint]

At 8/21/13 11:42 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: We must have more spice.

Is no one going to talk about this Dune reference?

[manopoly12]

How about we physically force a bunch of geeks to create the men in black memory eraser but have it work in a reverse effect. So now Instead of having it only erase memories we force the geeks to make one that has 3 different settings. erase, alter or completely create memories. We then will force the geeks to learn architecture so they can measure and build it 100 feet tall 50 feet wide. Then we will force the geeks to become astronauts to attach it to a space shuttle and fly it out in space. Then It would be attached to the satellites out in space and set on auto-flash long enough so the satellite can carry the device around the whole word while creating memories in every living beings head that newgounds.com is the best and only website on the internet and anyone who says other wise must be exiled from the planet . Also, If the geeks argue and complain that men in black is a fictional movie with paid actors and we don't really have the technology required to carry out this evil plot then they shall all be put to death for creating such lies.

[manopoly12]

At 8/22/13 07:16 AM, Slint wrote:

At 8/21/13 11:42 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: We must have more spice.

Is no one going to talk about this Dune reference?

What is Dune? If I'm going to get a long explanation then please Just Ignore that I ever asked.

[anothercoolguy]

fuck

[Slint]

At 8/22/13 08:06 AM, manopoly12 wrote:

At 8/22/13 07:16 AM, Slint wrote:

At 8/21/13 11:42 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: We must have more spice.

Is no one going to talk about this Dune reference?

What is Dune? If I'm going to get a long explanation then please Just Ignore that I ever asked.

A film.

[FlakJaketPro]

At 8/22/13 10:20 AM, Slint wrote: A film.

Who's RTS Adaptation was made by the same studio who made Command and Conquer, the game this Unit is from.

[Prinzy2]

At 8/22/13 08:06 AM, manopoly12 wrote:

At 8/22/13 07:16 AM, Slint wrote: Is no one going to talk about this Dune reference?

What is Dune? If I'm going to get a long explanation then please Just Ignore that I ever asked.

I suddenly feel old.

[Tankdown]

Maybe by offering free cheese?

Think about it....