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Sex with a blow up doll?

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Sex with a blow up doll? 2013-08-11 05:52:05


I'm actually curious as to how it feels. I mean with it's silly O face and such


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Response to Sex with a blow up doll? 2013-08-11 06:45:44


At 8/11/13 05:52 AM, Wegra wrote: I'm actually curious as to how it feels. I mean with it's silly O face and such

Forget the blowup.... I wonder what it is like to have one of these.

Sex with a blow up doll?


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Response to Sex with a blow up doll? 2013-08-11 06:50:29


Its really bad obviously. Just buy an onahole.


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Response to Sex with a blow up doll? 2013-08-11 06:55:37


like fucking a balloon hole.

not that hard to imagine, really.


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Response to Sex with a blow up doll? 2013-08-11 07:14:37


She's a busy women isn't she, it says here she has 3 working offices.


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Response to Sex with a blow up doll? 2013-08-11 07:15:05


At 8/11/13 06:45 AM, Raab wrote:
At 8/11/13 05:52 AM, Wegra wrote: I'm actually curious as to how it feels. I mean with it's silly O face and such
Forget the blowup.... I wonder what it is like to have one of these.

I hear you can get them on Ebay.....

Response to Sex with a blow up doll? 2013-08-11 07:45:36


At 8/11/13 07:15 AM, thekingoflimbs wrote:
At 8/11/13 06:45 AM, Raab wrote:
At 8/11/13 05:52 AM, Wegra wrote: I'm actually curious as to how it feels. I mean with it's silly O face and such
Forget the blowup.... I wonder what it is like to have one of these.
I hear you can get them on Ebay.....

Used! 50% off!

Response to Sex with a blow up doll? 2013-08-11 10:45:29


Given the seams, and total lack of any sort of response, i'd imagine scratchy, and not particularly enjoyable.


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Response to Sex with a blow up doll? 2013-08-11 13:56:59


At 8/11/13 10:45 AM, Tiggargh wrote: Given the seams, and total lack of any sort of response, i'd imagine scratchy, and not particularly enjoyable.

Well, obviously you'd have to lube it up, but the lack of response would probably kill it for me, although I have heard that some of them squeak when you thrust in. Still, it wouldn't be the same.

Either go and actually get laid, or stick with Mother Thumb and her four daughters.


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Response to Sex with a blow up doll? 2013-08-11 14:02:05


Isn't there a Stoya Destroya fleshlight?

I'd rather have one of those.

Response to Sex with a blow up doll? 2013-08-11 14:06:22


It's more realistic than sex with real woman.

Response to Sex with a blow up doll? 2013-08-11 14:09:31


At 8/11/13 06:50 AM, BumFodder wrote: Its really bad obviously. Just buy an onahole.

Do you own an onahole?


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Response to Sex with a blow up doll? 2013-08-11 18:34:29


its sad when you know someone that actually uses one


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Response to Sex with a blow up doll? 2013-08-12 00:40:14


It's only okay for women to have sex toys.

If men have them, it's wrong for some reason.

Response to Sex with a blow up doll? 2013-08-12 01:53:58


At 8/12/13 12:40 AM, Darthdenim wrote: It's only okay for women to have sex toys.

If men have them, it's wrong for some reason.

Men are allowed sex toys. aren't they? I should have been telling men they can't have stuff that makes them happy? What a terrible girlfriend I've been...

Anyway, sex with a blowup doll, I'm guessing is no bueno. There are plenty of other toys for men (pocket pussy, fleshlight, etc.) that I have been told are much better.

Response to Sex with a blow up doll? 2013-08-12 06:40:20


At 8/12/13 12:40 AM, Darthdenim wrote: It's only okay for women to have sex toys.

If men have them, it's wrong for some reason.

Not at all.
Men usually have higher libidos so it would make more sense for them to have sex toys.

Response to Sex with a blow up doll? 2013-08-12 07:34:31


At 8/12/13 01:53 AM, PoesRaven wrote: <stuff>

Best. First. Post.


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Response to Sex with a blow up doll? 2013-08-12 09:27:20


Men get around, so culturally they dont need one. Men are SUPPOSED tok be able to find a mate easily if you can't then you might be little weird and undesirable and toys just amplify this outlook.
It's ok for women to do so because women are (culturally) not supposed to get around, toys also keep women at bay for when they do!

Its kinda like guys get enough of it so youre either a weird pervert or a weird lonely guy.
Girls its kinda like alright yall dont get enough and when your man is not around to please you just use some toys

Response to Sex with a blow up doll? 2013-08-12 10:37:16


At 8/11/13 06:45 AM, Raab wrote:
At 8/11/13 05:52 AM, Wegra wrote: I'm actually curious as to how it feels. I mean with it's silly O face and such
Forget the blowup.... I wonder what it is like to have one of these.

OR
Crazy idea...
Fuck a REAL vagina.


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Response to Sex with a blow up doll? 2013-08-12 11:10:12


At 8/11/13 05:52 AM, Wegra wrote: I'm actually curious as to how it feels. I mean with it's silly O face and such

GET THE FUCK OFF MY NEWGROUNDS NIGG


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Response to Sex with a blow up doll? 2013-08-12 11:17:50


At 8/11/13 06:45 AM, Raab wrote:
At 8/11/13 05:52 AM, Wegra wrote: I'm actually curious as to how it feels. I mean with it's silly O face and such
Forget the blowup.... I wonder what it is like to have one of these.

why am i reminded of necrophilia


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Response to Sex with a blow up doll? 2013-08-12 11:21:41


At 8/12/13 11:17 AM, Natick wrote: why am i reminded of necrophilia

because its practically the same thing?

Response to Sex with a blow up doll? 2013-08-12 11:44:52


I'd much rather fuck a living human than a non-living doll human thanks.


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Response to Sex with a blow up doll? 2013-08-12 11:47:15


Welcome to my sex dungeon.

Sex with a blow up doll?

Response to Sex with a blow up doll? 2013-08-12 11:48:00


Just hold out for the real thing. It'll happen. The last thing you want as a possible bad conversation after sex is ,"wow, that was way better than..." Not to mention drunk, don't ever get drunk with friends if you do this, because you'll be likely to feel more at ease letting loose this socially suicidal confession.

Response to Sex with a blow up doll? 2013-08-12 11:54:57


Seeing as the doll has no way of consenting, it is really rape of a blow up doll.


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