At 8/30/13 08:32 AM, Step wrote:
IMPORTANT NGADM ANNOUNCEMENT
We have experienced a technical issue. My reviews have been - yep, you guessed it - all converted into Japanese by a samurai hacker (picture below). This would be fine and all, since I recruited Back-From-Purgatory, a Japanese speaker, to the judging team, to translate should a situation like this arise, but against all odds, he got kidnapped by a panda named Jonas.
Those samurai hackers really are quite troublesome. I suggest countering with a ninja IT guy. So apparently each review reads like a haiku that doesn't follow the rules of haiku and is written in some kind of strange pseudo-Japanese style. It also seems that Back-From-Purgatory has once again spontaneously changed sexes. Man, I just can't keep track of all this NGADM insanity anymore...
What the hell are we going to do now? :(
Probably be summarily jettisoned into the Sun. Hopefully you're all stocked up on SPF 9,999,999. Thanks for playing. Have a nice day.