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Yes 2013-08-10 03:25:10 Reply

Okay, I'm 16, I got a license and a car and I'm a junior. There's a girl, she is about to turn 15 and she is a freshmen. She is insanely fine and well has agreed to do sexual activities with me AT ANY TIME. Is it worth it? Will I get shit for dating a freshmen?

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Response to Yes 2013-08-10 03:25:48 Reply

i love the thread title

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Response to Yes 2013-08-10 03:26:53 Reply

It's a TRAP!

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Response to Yes 2013-08-10 03:34:14 Reply

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At 8/10/13 03:26 AM, TehPoptartKid wrote: It's a TRAP!

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Response to Yes 2013-08-10 06:14:30 Reply

If you have sex with anybody ever you will get AIDS and die

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Response to Yes 2013-08-10 07:04:31 Reply

no you WILL get pregnant and you WILL die.

sex kills, people.

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Response to Yes 2013-08-10 07:48:24 Reply

devil has sent her to you, so that he can attract you into the sin of having sex
after you get AIDS you will suffer a horrible death. please don't do that to yourself

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Response to Yes 2013-08-10 08:00:32 Reply

are you married to her? if not then the answer is no . . . it's not worth it unless you think it's worth spending an eternity in hell for

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Response to Yes 2013-08-10 09:15:39 Reply
At 8/10/13 08:00 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: are you married to her? if not then the answer is no . . . it's not worth it unless you think it's worth spending an eternity in hell for

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Hell can't be such a bad place - at least all the religious fanatics are gone then.

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Response to Yes 2013-08-10 09:18:11 Reply
At 8/10/13 03:25 AM, Darksharkssm wrote: Okay, I'm 16, I got a license and a car and I'm a junior. There's a girl, she is about to turn 15 and she is a freshmen. She is insanely fine and well has agreed to do sexual activities with me AT ANY TIME. Is it worth it? Will I get shit for dating a freshmen?

Get her checked.
Yes, freshmen are usually willing to have sex with upperclassmen, especially if said upperclassmen have cars.
However, she may already be sleeping around, so there's a chance that she has something nasty downstairs.

But yeah, if she's clean, have fun.

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Response to Yes 2013-08-10 12:40:21 Reply
At 8/10/13 03:34 AM, Mechwarrior300 wrote: ⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣
At 8/10/13 03:26 AM, TehPoptartKid wrote: It's a TRAP!

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Response to Yes 2013-08-10 14:18:21 Reply
At 8/10/13 06:14 AM, Jester wrote: If you have sex with anybody ever you will get AIDS and die

This is 100% true.
Your brain will also melt and ooze out of your head.

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Response to Yes 2013-08-10 14:19:11 Reply

Suck yer own penis like th' ress of us

original I am.

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Response to Yes 2013-08-10 14:23:43 Reply

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Try one for yourself!

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Response to Yes 2013-08-10 14:29:34 Reply
At 8/10/13 02:27 PM, hecticjon wrote:
At 8/10/13 03:26 AM, TehPoptartKid wrote: It's a TRAP!
that's not a nice word to describe trans people.

train's*

original I am.

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Response to Yes 2013-08-10 14:31:38 Reply

Did I miss the dragons part? I love dragon parts!

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Response to Yes 2013-08-10 15:45:56 Reply
At 8/10/13 03:31 AM, ClockworkSpace wrote: no, sex is bad for you, the devil wants you to have sex, lust is a sin

Don't listen to him, OP, he's trying to lead you down the wrong path.

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Response to Yes 2013-08-10 16:01:36 Reply

Don't have sex, man.

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Response to Yes 2013-08-10 17:54:47 Reply

Stop lying everybody knows you're a permavirgin.

Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
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Response to Yes 2013-08-10 17:57:14 Reply

I don't know why you're asking newgrounds for advice when you're obviously going to do it anyway.

protip: don't be silly wrap your willy!

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