In theory...you never die.

[GrandpaSmith]

You were always alive and will always be alive.
The human race will never go extinct, every single animal including the dinosaurs never actually died.

Time is only but a material inside the universe broth. I am all in for quantum mechanics and do not doubt it by a single bit.
The fact that we created incredibly complex machines which can beam individual particles back in time is already astounding and supports the theory of time being a material.

Before " anything " ever existed, time did not either. Everything was a halt because there was nothing.

You are alive yesterday. If you die tomorrow, you will still be alive 2 days ago, 2 years ago and so on and so forth.

You will never die.

[Makakaov]

Grandpa, put away the whiskey. You had enough for today.

[Light]

You know, even as a philosophy major, I think this is slightly retarded.

[Piggler]

Ya know gramps, most old people just go to church.

[Elixur]

How much Internet time do retirement homes allow nowadays? Go take your sponge bath before you wet yourself and enjoy some Jell-O.

[YellowisCOOL]

Go home, you're drunk.

[24901miles]

At 8/9/13 11:52 PM, GrandpaSmith wrote: Incredibly complex machines which can beam individual particles back in time

That's not what we did. We made machines that accelerate quarks to just over half the speed of light, collide two opposing beams of those quarks at those energies, and produce particles which are theorized to be time-independent forms of matter. Feynman liked to say that antimatter was just matter moving backward along time's arrow, but that's probably not the case and he didn't actually believe it would lead to "time travel" as popular culture sees it. Modern M Theorists believe they're just rearranged forms of a series of multidimensional branes which permeate the entire universe.

Fuck you, GrampaSmith.

[GrandpaSmith]

I'm not crazy, you're crazy.

One day I'll be proven right! If time truly is a material, then what I am saying is that even if you die today, you'll be alive yesterday. Which in a sense means you never die in the 4th Dimension.

[Ceratisa]

Mortal coil.

[Makakaov]

At 8/10/13 12:09 AM, GrandpaSmith wrote: I'm not crazy, you're crazy.

One day I'll be proven right! If time truly is a material, then what I am saying is that even if you die today, you'll be alive yesterday. Which in a sense means you never die in the 4th Dimension.

Speaking of time, I don't think you have much of it left, grandpa. Didn't you ever consider spending it little bit more... efficiently?

[GrandpaSmith]

At 8/10/13 12:11 AM, Makakaov wrote:

At 8/10/13 12:09 AM, GrandpaSmith wrote: I'm not crazy, you're crazy.

One day I'll be proven right! If time truly is a material, then what I am saying is that even if you die today, you'll be alive yesterday. Which in a sense means you never die in the 4th Dimension.

Speaking of time, I don't think you have much of it left, grandpa. Didn't you ever consider spending it little bit more... efficiently?

Boy when I was your age we didn't have any of these Newsgrounds, we actually met up in real life and talked about cats and how we all fucked eachothers mum's or whatnot.

[Makakaov]

At 8/10/13 12:13 AM, GrandpaSmith wrote: Boy when I was your age we didn't have any of these Newsgrounds, we actually met up in real life and talked about cats and how we all fucked eachothers mum's or whatnot.

Was it in white and black?

[GrandpaSmith]

At 8/10/13 12:14 AM, Makakaov wrote:

At 8/10/13 12:13 AM, GrandpaSmith wrote: Boy when I was your age we didn't have any of these Newsgrounds, we actually met up in real life and talked about cats and how we all fucked eachothers mum's or whatnot.

Was it in white and black?

No, it was in black and white. You kids know nothing.

[Dignatio]

At 8/9/13 11:52 PM, GrandpaSmith wrote: You will never die.

grandpa, please lay off of the meth.

[Bryan]

Wow 2deep4me, tell us more about the war Grandpa.

[GrandpaSmith]

At 8/10/13 04:15 AM, Bryan wrote: Wow 2deep4me, tell us more about the war Grandpa.

Hitler was actually an okay guy, just misunderstood.

[Dignatio]

At 8/10/13 04:18 AM, GrandpaSmith wrote:

At 8/10/13 04:15 AM, Bryan wrote: Wow 2deep4me, tell us more about the war Grandpa.

Hitler was actually an okay guy, just misunderstood.

Like, he didn't mean to kill a few Million people, it was just..Peer Pressure.

[TailsPrower]

At 8/10/13 04:23 AM, Dignatio wrote: Like, he didn't mean to kill a few Million people, it was just..Peer Pressure.

According to gramps, the Jews are still alive if that makes you feel any better. That's some A class propaganda right there.

Heil our new senile overlord.

[Boomstick]

Time for night nights Grandpa

[Thor]

wtf is this shit

[Boomstick]

At 8/10/13 12:50 PM, RoadWarrior wrote: wtf is this shit

Grandpa combining his heart meds with whsikey, that's what this is

[Ericho]

I thought you were going to say some deep religious thing about the soul. If not that, maybe something about the spirit. In the strictest sense, we do die, but not as a whole, unless of course you count before humans existed, then we had yet to exist.

[Nor]

At 8/9/13 11:54 PM, Light wrote: You know, even as a philosophy major, I think this is slightly retarded.

Waste of space thread.

[mmcxii]

Are you a Tralfamadorian?

[Blitzkrieg667]

At 8/10/13 01:00 PM, Ericho wrote: I thought you were going to say some deep religious thing about the soul. If not that, maybe something about the spirit. In the strictest sense, we do die, but not as a whole, unless of course you count before humans existed, then we had yet to exist.

Or one of those posts about how there's an alternate timeline where you lived one second longer, and one where you lived a second after that, and one where you lived a second after that, and so on so forth until you've lived for a thousand years.

[HeavenDuff]

At 8/10/13 12:19 AM, GrandpaSmith wrote: No, it was in black and white. You kids know nothing.

XD

Vote GrandpaSmith the best user of the year!

[Vinnyy]

At 8/10/13 03:32 PM, Blitzkrieg667 wrote:

At 8/10/13 01:00 PM, Ericho wrote: I thought you were going to say some deep religious thing about the soul. If not that, maybe something about the spirit. In the strictest sense, we do die, but not as a whole, unless of course you count before humans existed, then we had yet to exist.

Or one of those posts about how there's an alternate timeline where you lived one second longer, and one where you lived a second after that, and one where you lived a second after that, and so on so forth until you've lived for a thousand years.

If that's the case then OP could be right, because if this alternate timeline theory is correct then not only could there exist another timeline where you live longer than you did in another timeline, but it is possible that in one of these alternate timelines you somehow achieved immortality and never die.

I know, it's mindblowing and a lot to take in.

[Slint]

Are you senile?

[Loki]

Nah.

[Sensationalism]

I don't think you mean we won't die. We will die. It's a thing like blinking or swallowing. Part of life, happens.
I think you mean we all will have existed.
Like how quantum mechanics experiments have shown the future can affect which reality the past collapsed into.