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Fbi Is Investigating Me (no Joke) 2013-08-09 11:10:14 Reply

I was pretty sure this kind of thing would happen. The only difference is I thought I would be investigated by state authorities before federal...

Looks like they jumped up to federal.

Anyways, it all started when they called my stepfather after I wouldn't pick up my phone and he thought it was a prank until he drove to one of the offices (In Jacksonville Fl.)

Sure enough, the FBI is conducting warrant less investigations against me and has found no evidence of anything illegal.

They really are spying on me like a criminal and once again by their own admission I have done nothing illegal. They pretty much just spy on me because of my beliefs. What a great free country we live in.

I have no proof of this happening but I must warn everyone who thinks they are free: It isn't as uncommon as you think to be investigated. Big brother is everywhere. And I mean everywhere.

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Response to Fbi Is Investigating Me (no Joke) 2013-08-09 11:15:23 Reply

Hope they arrest you!

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Response to Fbi Is Investigating Me (no Joke) 2013-08-09 11:17:02 Reply

I'm sure you'll wriggle your way out of this.


It's time to get pissed off.

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Response to Fbi Is Investigating Me (no Joke) 2013-08-09 11:18:12 Reply

At 8/9/13 11:17 AM, Master-X wrote: I'm sure you'll wriggle your way out of this.

That one really brightened up my day. :P lol

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Response to Fbi Is Investigating Me (no Joke) 2013-08-09 11:19:55 Reply

nah

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Response to Fbi Is Investigating Me (no Joke) 2013-08-09 11:20:46 Reply

Fortunately for you, being a shithead isn't a crime.

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Response to Fbi Is Investigating Me (no Joke) 2013-08-09 11:22:43 Reply

At 8/9/13 11:18 AM, Wriggle wrote:
At 8/9/13 11:17 AM, Master-X wrote: I'm sure you'll wriggle your way out of this.
That one really brightened up my day. :P lol

whenever I see your name I think of the gum

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Response to Fbi Is Investigating Me (no Joke) 2013-08-09 11:36:07 Reply

What do you think that the fbi is looking for?


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Response to Fbi Is Investigating Me (no Joke) 2013-08-09 11:57:41 Reply

I'm pretty sure the NSA has me on some watch list because i've openly criticized the government across the internet.

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Response to Fbi Is Investigating Me (no Joke) 2013-08-09 12:01:27 Reply

At 8/9/13 11:57 AM, All-American-Badass wrote: I'm pretty sure the NSA has me on some watch list because i've openly criticized the government across the internet.

Did you know canada is implimenting a new law or act (not sure what) that tells its citizens to ask about anything they want in the government and because of the open information act that passed even i am lawfully encouraged to ask about problems that i may aee in politics or my countryj


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Response to Fbi Is Investigating Me (no Joke) 2013-08-09 13:07:36 Reply

i believe


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Response to Fbi Is Investigating Me (no Joke) 2013-08-09 13:23:59 Reply

At 8/9/13 11:57 AM, All-American-Badass wrote: I'm pretty sure the NSA has me on some watch list because i've openly criticized the government across the internet.

They put me in the watch list because I said that their certain enemy did the right thing.

Hint: His surname has a wintry feeling to it.

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Response to Fbi Is Investigating Me (no Joke) 2013-08-09 13:30:10 Reply

At 8/9/13 01:23 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:
At 8/9/13 11:57 AM, All-American-Badass wrote: I'm pretty sure the NSA has me on some watch list because i've openly criticized the government across the internet.
They put me in the watch list because I said that their certain enemy did the right thing.

Hint: His surname has a wintry feeling to it.

The NSA is hunting Jack Frost???


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Response to Fbi Is Investigating Me (no Joke) 2013-08-09 13:32:25 Reply

Dear FBI, (if you are actually investigating him)

The Newgrounds user "Wriggle" is not a criminal or has not committed crimes he is just a racist fucktard from the south who thinks he has it all figured out with his white supremicst attitude by making shitty YouTube videosand forum threads on various sites spreading the plight of "white genocide". He is to cowardly to phulysically act so he uses the internet now if you could please cease your investigation of him and use my tax money on something better to do like ACTUAL criminals instead of racist fucktards like Wriggle it would be much appreciated.

Sincerely,
Tony-Darkgrave

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Response to Fbi Is Investigating Me (no Joke) 2013-08-09 13:39:03 Reply

Turns out Russia has more freedoms than you, America.

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Response to Fbi Is Investigating Me (no Joke) 2013-08-09 13:40:39 Reply

At 8/9/13 01:39 PM, Makakaov wrote: Turns out Russia has more freedoms than you, America.

not for the lgbt, they don't


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Response to Fbi Is Investigating Me (no Joke) 2013-08-09 13:42:02 Reply

At 8/9/13 11:10 AM, Wriggle wrote: I have no proof of this happening

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Response to Fbi Is Investigating Me (no Joke) 2013-08-09 13:43:12 Reply

At 8/9/13 01:39 PM, Makakaov wrote: Turns out Russia has more freedoms than you, America.

Hardly press is still censored, criticize Putin next week you either die in a car crash or "suicide" with a colombian necktie. Its highly corrupt in government, and civil rights is seriously lacking with prot section of minorities.

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Response to Fbi Is Investigating Me (no Joke) 2013-08-09 13:45:08 Reply

At 8/9/13 11:10 AM, Wriggle wrote: They pretty much just spy on me because of my beliefs.

They're still trying to suppress old southern ways after all these years.

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Response to Fbi Is Investigating Me (no Joke) 2013-08-09 14:00:17 Reply

At 8/9/13 01:43 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote:
At 8/9/13 01:39 PM, Makakaov wrote: Turns out Russia has more freedoms than you, America.
Hardly press is still censored, criticize Putin next week you either die in a car crash or "suicide" with a colombian necktie. Its highly corrupt in government, and civil rights is seriously lacking with prot section of minorities.

I grew up in russia, don't feed me bullshit. Practically, in Russia you have more rights than in USA.

In USA for googling "hiking gear" and "pressure cooker" you get visited by govs,
In Russia for googling "how to make wmd" nothing happens.

In USA for uploading to the internet pictures with illegaly obtained items, or just bragging about breaking law, you can get charged,
In Russia for posting a videa how you and friends beat up people of different ethnicity till they're unconcious or dead, you face no real consequences.

In USA everything that can be monitored is monitored and big brother is watching you,
In Russia government doesn't give a fuck about you, so you're in trouble only if you make problems to government.

Yes, there is no total press freedom and elections are rigged, but at least you can live normally with people on your level, you have right to have emotions and express them between your people. In USA you all have to dance exactly how big brother wants.

You have been lied to by the media about your freedoms and have right to feel cheated by the whole society who also believed them. Deal with it.

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Response to Fbi Is Investigating Me (no Joke) 2013-08-09 17:51:11 Reply

^ I like this post. I think it is very true. Nobody can have an opinion in this country. Everyone is becoming mindless and those with different opinions are staying quiet.

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Response to Fbi Is Investigating Me (no Joke) 2013-08-09 17:56:22 Reply

go on makarov, say it how it is mothafucka!!!!!


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Response to Fbi Is Investigating Me (no Joke) 2013-08-09 18:32:01 Reply

At 8/9/13 02:00 PM, Makakaov wrote: I grew up in Russia, don't feed me bullshit. Practically, in Russia you have more rights than in USA.

In USA for googling "hiking gear" and "pressure cooker" you get visited by govs,
In Russia for googling "how to make wmd" nothing happens.

Just wanted to add this one too. It's no secret that USA's agencies can and probably are watching you whenever they want. They take your freedoms and privacy in the name of security and most people are ok with it.
I dunno about Russia,but from what I've heard, corruption is everywhere there. And don't get me wrong, mr Makakaov, but when authorities don't give two shits about the ones they have to to protect, that's fucked up too. But at least,in Russia there was/is no hypocrisy about that. In US, they are actually trying to persuade people that they have their privacy and freedom with a generic phrase "it's a free country", while clearly they lack both.


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Response to Fbi Is Investigating Me (no Joke) 2013-08-09 18:42:14 Reply

@Makakaov is about 90% on target with his assessments... but what about all those dash cams? What purpose do they serve if the cops won't get involved? How much weird shit can go on, on a crappy commute?

OP, your user picture has you wearing (allegedly) a military flack jacket, and pointing an old revolver at the camera... every thing else you say or do, is just sauce for the goose. The FBI has employees who go through all the text their computers filter out for them. They have been doing this since, the mid-to-late 90's! Maybe I should have told my story here...


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Response to Fbi Is Investigating Me (no Joke) 2013-08-09 18:45:01 Reply

Make sure you tell them that whatever they find out about you, minorities and immigrants caused it.

Though, I'm sure you already have.


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Response to Fbi Is Investigating Me (no Joke) 2013-08-09 18:53:17 Reply

I recently re-read the Norwegian press ethics code of practice. The first paragraph goes something like this:
Freedom of speech, freedom of information, and freedom of the press are fundamental parts of a democracy. A free, independent press is among the most important institutions in democratic societies.

I can't help but think the strict surveillance is a huge threat to the right of free speech because whenever you leave a digital footprint it can be tracked back to you. Additionally, journalists directing spotlight towards the US government may reasonably fear their own government.

Now, it's not even close the dystopia depicted in 1984 - the weight put on thought crime and uniformity is just too heavy to be comparable to what one can see today. Though I sometime wonder, George Orwell showed his interpretation of the totalitarian, communist party. How would the totalitarian capitalist society look like, and how close are we to that?


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Response to Fbi Is Investigating Me (no Joke) 2013-08-09 18:54:28 Reply

At 8/9/13 06:32 PM, tonypar16 wrote: And don't get me wrong, mr Makakaov, but when authorities don't give two shits about the ones they have to to protect, that's fucked up too.

Well, it's most countries' standards and/or ideas that the govenrment has to protect their citizens, but it's not a must, really. If you look into russian history, almost always there has been this kind of relation between leader and people that would make clear where is tsar's/chairman's place, and where is people's place. Even thought most of you might find it unfair and cruel, the truth is everewhere you'll find that one person who would be a good, but sctrict leader. It comes naturally. In russia people like that were very often on thrones and whole nation's mentality is used to that.

You might find interesting even of Bloody Sunday, when simple people would organise huge march to capital, to beg tsar for little bit more luxuries, food for everyone, etc. They were literally singing "God, save the tsar" (their anthem at the time btw.). They got massacred by imperial guard. Why? Because tsar believed that if he would show mercy to these people, he'd loose their respect, which was true at some point.

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Response to Fbi Is Investigating Me (no Joke) 2013-08-09 18:55:36 Reply

I have posted about Ed Snowden on Facebook.

I hope they are watching me as well, and I hope they also realize that I am not afraid to stand up for what I believe in.

If the government wants to continue to take away our rights as citizens (rights that are defined in the constitution) simply because they are the ones who get to interpret what is (un)constitutional or not...

I hope they are prepared for some backlash from its citizens.

I'm not the only one who will stand up for himself or voice his mind when it comes to having freedoms taken away.


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Response to Fbi Is Investigating Me (no Joke) 2013-08-09 19:06:38 Reply

At 8/9/13 11:20 AM, Jester wrote: Fortunately for you, being a shithead isn't a crime.

If it was then wriggle would go down for the death penalty

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Response to Fbi Is Investigating Me (no Joke) 2013-08-09 19:57:03 Reply

At 8/9/13 11:19 AM, CumStench wrote: nah

What he said. I have better things to do.