Uncontrollable urge to fuck
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I woke up this morning humping my pillow, and I can't get rid of my boner. It's not a masturbation boner, it's a "I wanna do some chick" boner.
Halp
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Isn't every boner a ''i wanna do some chick'' boner?
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hump two pieces of chicken.
it's roughly the same.
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Congratulations in being a healthy human.
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At 8/9/13 09:09 AM, FairSquare wrote: Isn't every boner a ''i wanna do some chick'' boner?
like, masturbating isn't pleasurable. Or at least not as much.
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At 8/9/13 09:12 AM, Mumbo wrote:At 8/9/13 09:09 AM, FairSquare wrote: Isn't every boner a ''i wanna do some chick'' boner?like, masturbating isn't pleasurable. Or at least not as much.
So what are you still doing here then? Go out.
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At 8/9/13 09:16 AM, FairSquare wrote:At 8/9/13 09:12 AM, Mumbo wrote:So what are you still doing here then? Go out.At 8/9/13 09:09 AM, FairSquare wrote: Isn't every boner a ''i wanna do some chick'' boner?like, masturbating isn't pleasurable. Or at least not as much.
But I have a boner.
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At 8/9/13 09:18 AM, Mumbo wrote:But I have a boner.like, masturbating isn't pleasurable. Or at least not as much.So what are you still doing here then? Go out.
And? That's how you attract them, silly
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Just wait for it to go away or jack off (who cares if it feels good)?
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What's the difference between a "masturbation" boner and a "I wanna do a chick" boner? Isn't a boner a sign of arousal or excitement, so you'd already have that I wanna do a chick (or dude, let's be fair here) mentality.
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At 8/9/13 09:08 AM, Mumbo wrote: I woke up this morning humping my pillow, and I can't get rid of my boner. It's not a masturbation boner, it's a "I wanna do some chick" boner.
Halp
Oh the morning. I can understanding ranting and raving and whatnot,
but, yes,and when that urge pops up,yer suppossed ta say "hulk smash".
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The hand I killed your children with masturbates to the memory of it
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At 8/9/13 09:12 AM, Mumbo wrote:At 8/9/13 09:09 AM, FairSquare wrote: Isn't every boner a ''i wanna do some chick'' boner?like, masturbating isn't pleasurable. Or at least not as much.
Masturbate to first person pornography?
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Death cures a fool
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At 8/9/13 09:09 AM, HighWay wrote: hump two pieces of chicken.
it's roughly the same.
...why the fuck...
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Go outside and swing your dick around. That usually works.
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At 8/9/13 09:22 AM, FairSquare wrote:At 8/9/13 09:18 AM, Mumbo wrote:And? That's how you attract them, sillyBut I have a boner.like, masturbating isn't pleasurable. Or at least not as much.So what are you still doing here then? Go out.
........ Thats how you get std's
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At 8/9/13 12:04 PM, tox wrote:At 8/9/13 09:22 AM, FairSquare wrote:........ Thats how you get std'sAt 8/9/13 09:18 AM, Mumbo wrote:And? That's how you attract them, sillyBut I have a boner.like, masturbating isn't pleasurable. Or at least not as much.So what are you still doing here then? Go out.
Attract a girl with a boner > Get an STD
Boner > STD
I will never have a boner again, no
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Hormones - because life ain't hard enough
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You have to suck your own cock, there is no other way.
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There are many guys out there who are more than willing to take your boner - And for free.
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Are you 18? You should pay for an escort.
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Well, then go fuck some chick. What's stoping you?
You're not a fat, awkward nerd with no friends by any chance, are you? Hahahahaha!





