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Uncontrollable urge to fuck 2013-08-09 09:08:16 Reply

I woke up this morning humping my pillow, and I can't get rid of my boner. It's not a masturbation boner, it's a "I wanna do some chick" boner.

Halp


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Response to Uncontrollable urge to fuck 2013-08-09 09:09:26 Reply

Isn't every boner a ''i wanna do some chick'' boner?


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Response to Uncontrollable urge to fuck 2013-08-09 09:09:26 Reply

hump two pieces of chicken.

it's roughly the same.


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Response to Uncontrollable urge to fuck 2013-08-09 09:10:43 Reply

Congratulations in being a healthy human.


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Response to Uncontrollable urge to fuck 2013-08-09 09:12:25 Reply

At 8/9/13 09:09 AM, FairSquare wrote: Isn't every boner a ''i wanna do some chick'' boner?

like, masturbating isn't pleasurable. Or at least not as much.


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Response to Uncontrollable urge to fuck 2013-08-09 09:16:54 Reply

At 8/9/13 09:12 AM, Mumbo wrote:
At 8/9/13 09:09 AM, FairSquare wrote: Isn't every boner a ''i wanna do some chick'' boner?
like, masturbating isn't pleasurable. Or at least not as much.

So what are you still doing here then? Go out.


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Response to Uncontrollable urge to fuck 2013-08-09 09:18:23 Reply

At 8/9/13 09:16 AM, FairSquare wrote:
At 8/9/13 09:12 AM, Mumbo wrote:
At 8/9/13 09:09 AM, FairSquare wrote: Isn't every boner a ''i wanna do some chick'' boner?
like, masturbating isn't pleasurable. Or at least not as much.
So what are you still doing here then? Go out.

But I have a boner.


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I'm a bisexual fgt. send me dick pics pls.

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Response to Uncontrollable urge to fuck 2013-08-09 09:22:47 Reply

At 8/9/13 09:18 AM, Mumbo wrote:
like, masturbating isn't pleasurable. Or at least not as much.
So what are you still doing here then? Go out.
But I have a boner.

And? That's how you attract them, silly


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Response to Uncontrollable urge to fuck 2013-08-09 09:34:42 Reply

Just wait for it to go away or jack off (who cares if it feels good)?

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Response to Uncontrollable urge to fuck 2013-08-09 09:40:33 Reply

What's the difference between a "masturbation" boner and a "I wanna do a chick" boner? Isn't a boner a sign of arousal or excitement, so you'd already have that I wanna do a chick (or dude, let's be fair here) mentality.


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Response to Uncontrollable urge to fuck 2013-08-09 09:42:48 Reply

At 8/9/13 09:08 AM, Mumbo wrote: I woke up this morning humping my pillow, and I can't get rid of my boner. It's not a masturbation boner, it's a "I wanna do some chick" boner.

Halp

Oh the morning. I can understanding ranting and raving and whatnot,
but, yes,and when that urge pops up,yer suppossed ta say "hulk smash".


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Response to Uncontrollable urge to fuck 2013-08-09 09:46:44 Reply

that feel when no girlfriend


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Response to Uncontrollable urge to fuck 2013-08-09 10:30:15 Reply

At 8/9/13 09:12 AM, Mumbo wrote:
At 8/9/13 09:09 AM, FairSquare wrote: Isn't every boner a ''i wanna do some chick'' boner?
like, masturbating isn't pleasurable. Or at least not as much.

Masturbate to first person pornography?


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Response to Uncontrollable urge to fuck 2013-08-09 10:44:00 Reply

by a vibrating cock sleeve


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Response to Uncontrollable urge to fuck 2013-08-09 10:53:40 Reply

Do some chick then.


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Response to Uncontrollable urge to fuck 2013-08-09 11:04:05 Reply

At 8/9/13 09:09 AM, HighWay wrote: hump two pieces of chicken.

it's roughly the same.

...why the fuck...


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Response to Uncontrollable urge to fuck 2013-08-09 12:00:21 Reply

Go outside and swing your dick around. That usually works.


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Response to Uncontrollable urge to fuck 2013-08-09 12:04:34 Reply

At 8/9/13 09:22 AM, FairSquare wrote:
At 8/9/13 09:18 AM, Mumbo wrote:
like, masturbating isn't pleasurable. Or at least not as much.
So what are you still doing here then? Go out.
But I have a boner.
And? That's how you attract them, silly

........ Thats how you get std's


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Response to Uncontrollable urge to fuck 2013-08-09 12:04:45 Reply

I love my right hand, I'll never get a woman, I'm just to antisocial and socially awkward. Not to mention I have pimples and a jew nose


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Response to Uncontrollable urge to fuck 2013-08-09 12:14:17 Reply

At 8/9/13 12:04 PM, tox wrote:
At 8/9/13 09:22 AM, FairSquare wrote:
At 8/9/13 09:18 AM, Mumbo wrote:
like, masturbating isn't pleasurable. Or at least not as much.
So what are you still doing here then? Go out.
But I have a boner.
And? That's how you attract them, silly
........ Thats how you get std's

Attract a girl with a boner > Get an STD
Boner > STD
I will never have a boner again, no


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Response to Uncontrollable urge to fuck 2013-08-09 12:18:25 Reply

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Response to Uncontrollable urge to fuck 2013-08-09 14:11:20 Reply

You have to suck your own cock, there is no other way.


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Response to Uncontrollable urge to fuck 2013-08-09 14:24:49 Reply

There are many guys out there who are more than willing to take your boner - And for free.

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Response to Uncontrollable urge to fuck 2013-08-09 14:41:27 Reply

Are you 18? You should pay for an escort.

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Response to Uncontrollable urge to fuck 2013-08-09 14:43:27 Reply

Well, then go fuck some chick. What's stoping you?

You're not a fat, awkward nerd with no friends by any chance, are you? Hahahahaha!