Post your favorite (serious or farcical) lines.
"How much?"
"Wanna get a pizza and fuck?" "Excuse me?" "What, you don't like pizza?"
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I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say.
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At 8/6/13 05:59 PM, Natick wrote: u wunt sum fuk
yesh plz
I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say.
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"Normal people. They're so fucking weird." - Xenomit
At 8/6/13 06:00 PM, koopahermit wrote:At 8/6/13 05:59 PM, Natick wrote: u wunt sum fukyesh plz
*bends down
*unzips
oh wow
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A single one of your pubes can shut down an entire restaurant. - Conal / MOTW: O Lucky Man!
You might not be the best lookin girl here but beauty's only a light switch away.
I like my women like I like my hamburger meat- Minced and In my Freezer.
Hey Girl, is that ass McDonalds? Because it looks greasy and filled with empty calories.
Hey Girl, Do you have cell phone in your back pocket? Because I think you sat on it, and repairs go pretty high right now. If it's not broken I think Newegg was having a sale on this really cool case.
Hey girl, are those space pants? Because you are not an astronaut and should not be wearing those without proper certification.
Are you wearing a jersey? Because I enjoy spectator sports.
Are you superghandi64? Because I would like to use your throat in a manner similar to that of a horny Japanese teenager using a "stress relief product" until you are no longer able to speak.
However the one I use the most is softly crying in the corner while I realize what horrible things I have done to my life.
"Baby, I'm hung like a field mouse. Let's bang."
Works every time, 2% of the time.
"I have 25 cents in my pants"
Only works if you are european ;)
At 8/6/13 05:32 PM, Lagerkapo wrote: Post your favorite (serious or farcical) lines.
"How much?"
"Wanna get a pizza and fuck?" "Excuse me?" "What, you don't like pizza?"
Eat me.
Let me kill your thread for you, it wasn't all that interesting anyway.
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Ah, the coat with my knife or the coat with my pepper spray?
At 8/6/13 07:26 PM, Master-of-pancakes wrote: Get your coat, I've got a knife.
Eat me.
At 8/6/13 07:29 PM, Ceza89 wrote: Ah, the coat with my knife or the coat with my pepper spray?
At 8/6/13 07:26 PM, Master-of-pancakes wrote: Get your coat, I've got a knife.
Why the fuck did you bring 2 coats out with you? That's a bit fucking suspect.
Let me kill your thread for you, it wasn't all that interesting anyway.
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At 8/6/13 07:31 PM, Master-of-pancakes wrote:At 8/6/13 07:29 PM, Ceza89 wrote: Ah, the coat with my knife or the coat with my pepper spray?Why the fuck did you bring 2 coats out with you? That's a bit fucking suspect.
At 8/6/13 07:26 PM, Master-of-pancakes wrote: Get your coat, I've got a knife.
Mum always said bring a spare, just to be safe.
Eat me.
No crying, no screaming, or I swear to god I'll kil you.
I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ
Hey baby, are you from California? because let's have teh sexorz.
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-CHMP
Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
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At 8/6/13 07:20 PM, Ceza89 wrote: "I have 25 cents in my pants"
Only works if you are european ;)
Euro is stronger than dollar.
Also, Blowjob for me, or gunwound for you. It's your choice.
At 8/6/13 07:41 PM, Makakaov wrote:At 8/6/13 07:20 PM, Ceza89 wrote: "I have 25 cents in my pants"Euro is stronger than dollar.
Only works if you are european ;)
Also, Blowjob for me, or gunwound for you. It's your choice.
Gunwound. Shoot me!
Eat me.
At 8/6/13 07:45 PM, Ceza89 wrote:At 8/6/13 07:41 PM, Makakaov wrote: Also, Blowjob for me, or gunwound for you. It's your choice.Gunwound. Shoot me!
You'd say something else when exposed to my manly, meaty boner.
I guarantee it.
I'm really wired. What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?
At 8/6/13 07:49 PM, Makakaov wrote:At 8/6/13 07:45 PM, Ceza89 wrote:You'd say something else when exposed to my manly, meaty boner.At 8/6/13 07:41 PM, Makakaov wrote: Also, Blowjob for me, or gunwound for you. It's your choice.Gunwound. Shoot me!
I guarantee it.
When exposed to your manly, meaty boner I would probably ask why your manly, meaty boner is in the of the tv.
Eat me.
At 8/6/13 07:49 PM, Makakaov wrote:At 8/6/13 07:45 PM, Ceza89 wrote:You'd say something else when exposed to my manly, meaty boner.At 8/6/13 07:41 PM, Makakaov wrote: Also, Blowjob for me, or gunwound for you. It's your choice.Gunwound. Shoot me!
I guarantee it.
Wohoo, I missed a word last time I posted so let me suck ur dick. Cuz u have such a manly boner! Cuz Liek, all the boners I've sucked have been so feminine!
Eat me.
"I have 2g's and i want to spend it all on you, now Bitch get in my car"
Believe what thou Wilt
Aand 2g's pays for two months rent. Do you have anything else to offer?
At 8/6/13 08:10 PM, Swag-in-a-Bag wrote: "I have 2g's and i want to spend it all on you, now Bitch get in my car"
Eat me.
If you came here for a refill you came to the right place baby.
Your eyes... they are so mesmerizing... Even more then a million volts of electricity.
Am i the only one who sees this has 9 pages already, but only 28 or so replies
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At 8/6/13 08:27 PM, LittleWashu wrote: If you came here for a refill you came to the right place baby.
Your eyes... they are so mesmerizing... Even more then a million volts of electricity.
Eat me.
Don't smell like scheisse and I might suck your dick.
At 8/6/13 07:40 PM, Slint wrote: Does this smell like suck my dick.
Eat me.
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