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Yes. Didn't feel like much. It doesn't feel that good unless the girl knows how to do it.

New Years Eve 2005. Was celebrating with family friends at our collection of beach houses and a few of us teenagers were hanging out at a house that the adults weren't in having a few drinks, listening to music and talking bullshit. A girl asked me if "I'd ever had my dick sucked" I replied in the negative, then she said she'd change that. So we went into the bedroom, she took her top off, my pants off, and she sucked me off...

Exactly one year later, I fully lost my virginity.

At 8/7/13 10:05 AM, positively-negative wrote: Exactly one year later, I fully lost my virginity.

But......but you love Post-Punk. We aren't ALLOWED to have sex, or any of that happy stuff! D:

That's it man, only New Wave for you from now on! >:(

At 8/7/13 10:11 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

At 8/7/13 10:05 AM, positively-negative wrote: Exactly one year later, I fully lost my virginity.

But......but you love Post-Punk. We aren't ALLOWED to have sex, or any of that happy stuff! D:

That's it man, only New Wave for you from now on! >:(

In my defence, this was before I knew what Post Punk was, at the time I was another 'classic rock' loving, long-haired loser... Since that discovery, I've remained celibate.

Mostly

At 8/7/13 10:18 AM, positively-negative wrote: In my defence, this was before I knew what Post Punk was, at the time I was another 'classic rock' loving, long-haired loser... Since that discovery, I've remained celibate.

Mostly

If my hand doesn't count, I'm in the same boat D:

At 8/7/13 10:18 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: If my hand doesn't count, I'm in the same boat D:

Mine occasionally involved the hands of others, but one of my later lovers accused me of being a little forceful on the whole gag reflex use, so I hope this makes me dark and deranged enough...

At 8/7/13 10:27 AM, positively-negative wrote: Mine occasionally involved the hands of others, but one of my later lovers accused me of being a little forceful on the whole gag reflex use, so I hope this makes me dark and deranged enough...

Ah, so you're a dom? I wouldn't mind being a dom or a sub. But you take what you can get in life and I can pay to be a sub, so, sub it is.

At 8/7/13 10:29 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Ah, so you're a dom? I wouldn't mind being a dom or a sub. But you take what you can get in life and I can pay to be a sub, so, sub it is.

Not so much a dom, but someone who pushes the boundaries of etiquette and taste. And I have paid for some of my sins. Like the time I ended up with a tranny's cock in my hand without any prior knowledge, and been French kissing for about an hour...

At 8/7/13 10:34 AM, positively-negative wrote: Like the time I ended up with a tranny's cock in my hand without any prior knowledge, and been French kissing for about an hour...

That's just an added bonus mate :D

I have still yet to have that experience.

At 8/7/13 02:51 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I have still yet to have that experience.

Me too man, but you are young yet and cut quite the figure. I didn't kiss till I was 18. Then it pretty much flatlined.

i puked

At 8/7/13 03:24 PM, Spooky wrote:

At 8/7/13 03:22 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

At 8/7/13 02:51 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I have still yet to have that experience.

Me too man, but you are young yet and cut quite the figure. I didn't kiss till I was 18. Then it pretty much flatlined.

Damn, son. How'd it happen?

Well, she was drunk, I was drunk, she pounced on me after a friend k'b'd her because he was in a relationship.

I think it's been 6 months since I've been kissed now.

At 8/7/13 03:44 PM, Spooky wrote:

At 8/7/13 03:32 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: I think it's been 6 months since I've been kissed now.

How did the flatline happen?

I just meant that the frequency of kissing, girls just don't dig me. That girl started avoiding me after a while

I was the one who did the blowing so yes :3

You are all virgins, shaddup,

At 8/7/13 03:48 PM, Nor wrote: You are all virgins, shaddup,

what if it was auto fellatio

At 8/7/13 03:29 PM, selena wrote: i puked

Sounds pretty hot.

At 8/7/13 04:00 PM, Slint wrote: Sounds pretty hot.

I covered his balls in subway and kept going

What am I 800 years old of course I do.

At 8/7/13 04:04 PM, selena wrote:

At 8/7/13 04:00 PM, Slint wrote: Sounds pretty hot.

I covered his balls in subway and kept going

My pants are tight.

Still not understanding why someone would want a blowjob...or give one.

At 8/7/13 04:42 PM, zmatt007 wrote: Still not understanding why someone would want a blowjob...or give one.

You must never have gotten one because it feels amazing.

she choked so we just had sex instead

yep

At 8/7/13 07:11 PM, Sekhem wrote: she choked so we just had sex instead

yep

She couldn't take your footlong?

At 8/7/13 07:09 PM, Spooky wrote:

At 8/7/13 06:57 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: You must never have gotten one because it feels amazing.

Depends who is giving it....unfortunately, none of mine have been particularly good. Okay, but I could never cum from it.

Ah. This is why sluts are a gift.

At 8/7/13 07:14 PM, Boomstick wrote:

At 8/7/13 07:11 PM, Sekhem wrote: she choked so we just had sex instead

yep

She couldn't take your footlong?

6 incher, but you can imagine a foot if you'd like

Yes. That trout was the best 40$ I ever spent at a pet store.