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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 19:05:00 Reply

At 8/6/13 05:51 PM, Satan wrote: No, I don't, but I'm sure you remember it, OP.

#rekt #burn #shotsfired

Maybe I was on the receiving end.

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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 19:31:49 Reply

At 8/6/13 06:11 PM, AshleKetchem wrote: Smelled like piss and beer. Yucky.

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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 19:49:02 Reply

At 8/6/13 06:11 PM, AshleKetchem wrote: try to like collect it in his foreskin and try to shove it in my mouth. Smelled like piss and beer.

 

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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 19:51:25 Reply

Never done it, looks disgusting..


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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 19:52:02 Reply

Just so you guys know the whole purpose of this thread was to make that joke I made in the first page at the expense of the first reply.

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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 19:53:40 Reply

It was awful. A snowball that turned my sexual life into an avalanche of unpleasant activities.

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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 20:10:50 Reply

It was boring

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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 20:20:33 Reply

That's.. an unusual question for a site that caters to the under 30 crowd, isn't it?

Yeah, I remember. I even remember the times I got viciously drunk, and had a fat or ugly chick priming my siphon hose O_o
Reminds me of a T-shirt I could never wear, but could attest to, "I taught your girlfriend that trick you like."

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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 20:22:52 Reply

At 8/6/13 06:11 PM, AshleKetchem wrote: try to like collect it in his foreskin and try to shove it in my mouth. Smelled like piss and beer.

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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 20:26:19 Reply

Yeah. I was sitting in one of those rolling office chairs too.

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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 20:35:43 Reply

Yes I remember.


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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 20:44:30 Reply

Yeah, it was weird. I was playing Ocarina of Time and my girlfriend just started going at it.

best run across Hyrule field ever..

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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 21:10:10 Reply

Yes I remember it. I tried so hard to take it down my throat.

But now I know how to do it so I'm not worried anymore XP

At 8/6/13 04:28 PM, Slint wrote: Well? Yes or no?

Eat me.

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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 21:27:26 Reply

It was pretty cool I guess. We were in my car and for one reason of another, my weiner was out, but its insertion into her mouth was the last thing I thought would happen.

Afterward, I was genuinely amazed when she ate my seed.

I did not give her a goodbye kiss.


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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 21:29:54 Reply

At 8/6/13 07:52 PM, Slint wrote: Just so you guys know the whole purpose of this thread was to make that joke I made in the first page at the expense of the first reply.

OHEY SLINT.
WHO IS THAT HANDSOME FELLOW IN THE PICTURE?


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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 21:41:41 Reply

Don't want one. I'll have sex sure, blowjobs however are a disgusting, degenerate, vile act.


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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 21:54:39 Reply

At 8/6/13 09:29 PM, FlakJaketPro wrote:
At 8/6/13 07:52 PM, Slint wrote: Just so you guys know the whole purpose of this thread was to make that joke I made in the first page at the expense of the first reply.
OHEY SLINT.
WHO IS THAT HANDSOME FELLOW IN THE PICTURE?

 

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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 23:46:04 Reply

Yeah, cuz all sexual acts are DISGUSTING, DEGENERETE AND VILE!

At 8/6/13 09:41 PM, Felicidade wrote: Don't want one. I'll have sex sure, blowjobs however are a disgusting, degenerate, vile act.

Eat me.

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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 23:51:16 Reply

At 8/6/13 08:20 PM, VicariousE wrote: That's.. an unusual question for a site that caters to the under 30 crowd, isn't it?

Who waits under 30 to suck a dick/allow their dick to be sucketh?

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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 23:58:15 Reply

At 8/6/13 11:46 PM, Ceza89 wrote: Yeah, cuz all sexual acts are DISGUSTING, DEGENERETE AND VILE!

At 8/6/13 09:41 PM, Felicidade wrote: Don't want one. I'll have sex sure, blowjobs however are a disgusting, degenerate, vile act.

what is it with you and upside down quotes


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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-07 00:04:46 Reply

At 8/6/13 09:41 PM, Felicidade wrote: Don't want one. I'll have sex sure, blowjobs however are a disgusting, degenerate, vile act.

13, male

lol

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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-07 00:49:52 Reply

At 8/6/13 11:51 PM, Entice wrote:
At 8/6/13 08:20 PM, VicariousE wrote: That's.. an unusual question for a site that caters to the under 30 crowd, isn't it?
Who waits under 30 to suck a dick/allow their dick to be sucketh?

I know a few people who are over 30, and it still ain't happened for them :( Zombie-sheep, who spill their seed forever alone.

Of all the memories you could forget, why that one?! Words are plentiful, deeds precious.

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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-07 02:26:31 Reply

At 8/7/13 12:04 AM, Entice wrote:
At 8/6/13 09:41 PM, Felicidade wrote: Don't want one. I'll have sex sure, blowjobs however are a disgusting, degenerate, vile act.
13, male

lol

Most people loose their virginity at 12


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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-07 02:29:08 Reply

At 8/7/13 02:26 AM, Felicidade wrote: Most people loose their virginity at 12

I don't know where the fucking hell you grew up...


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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-07 02:32:11 Reply

At 8/7/13 02:29 AM, Lagerkapo wrote:
At 8/7/13 02:26 AM, Felicidade wrote: Most people loose their virginity at 12
I don't know where the fucking hell you grew up...

Not where I'm form, other countries though


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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-07 03:47:17 Reply

At 8/6/13 07:52 PM, Slint wrote: Just so you guys know the whole purpose of this thread was to make that joke I made in the first page at the expense of the first reply.

I was hoping that. :D

N/A for me. I am not that flexible, I am afraid.


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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-07 04:29:00 Reply

yup back when i wasn't so fast i was able to suck my own wang


if it is a gigantic horrible typo mah bad

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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-07 04:53:57 Reply

I've never had a sexual experience and I probably never will unless I pay for it.