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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 17:56:48 Reply

At 8/6/13 05:51 PM, Slint wrote:
At 8/6/13 05:44 PM, Drinze wrote:


(not really )(fuck you)

 

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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 18:04:42 Reply

At 8/6/13 05:51 PM, Slint wrote:
At 8/6/13 05:44 PM, Drinze wrote:


(not really )(fuck you)

 

lol owned

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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 18:06:22 Reply

At 8/6/13 05:08 PM, Slint wrote:
At 8/6/13 05:06 PM, AshleKetchem wrote: I'd rather not, but yes.
Why not?

Because he had a nasty dick.


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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 18:08:57 Reply

At 8/6/13 06:06 PM, AshleKetchem wrote: Because he had a nasty dick.

Nasty how? Like it was dirty or it looked funny or what?

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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 18:11:26 Reply

At 8/6/13 06:08 PM, Entice wrote:
At 8/6/13 06:06 PM, AshleKetchem wrote: Because he had a nasty dick.
Nasty how? Like it was dirty or it looked funny or what?

I was young (16) So I mean I wasn't fully sexually mature either.

But he was uncircumcised, and had this fetish with girls EATING his cum. That's not so weird, except for the fact that hed try to like collect it in his foreskin and try to shove it in my mouth. Smelled like piss and beer. Yucky.


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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 18:13:14 Reply

At 8/6/13 06:11 PM, AshleKetchem wrote:
At 8/6/13 06:08 PM, Entice wrote:
At 8/6/13 06:06 PM, AshleKetchem wrote: Because he had a nasty dick.
Nasty how? Like it was dirty or it looked funny or what?
I was young (16) So I mean I wasn't fully sexually mature either.

But he was uncircumcised

Don't be hat in on us uncricumcised folk. We take pride in our extra centimeter.


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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 18:14:08 Reply

Never had one, and would prefer if I didn't. Seems disturbing as hell, and very degrading for the woman. The fact of someone putting the most bacterial part of their body onto my dick, just sounds disgusting.

More than happy to stick to regular penetration.

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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 18:14:59 Reply

At 8/6/13 06:13 PM, koopahermit wrote:
At 8/6/13 06:11 PM, AshleKetchem wrote: I was young (16) So I mean I wasn't fully sexually mature either.

But he was uncircumcised
Don't be hat in on us uncricumcised folk. We take pride in our extra centimeter.

I'm not hating one anyone. My ex just had a nasty dick.


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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 18:38:16 Reply

I remember mine, poor girl had no idea what she was doing, I finished myself off in her mouth, she swallowed, I went home, had a sandwich, went to bed.


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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 19:05:00 Reply

At 8/6/13 05:51 PM, Satan wrote: No, I don't, but I'm sure you remember it, OP.

#rekt #burn #shotsfired

Maybe I was on the receiving end.

#ricochet


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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 19:28:36 Reply

Yep.

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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 19:31:49 Reply

At 8/6/13 06:11 PM, AshleKetchem wrote: Smelled like piss and beer. Yucky.

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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 19:49:02 Reply

At 8/6/13 06:11 PM, AshleKetchem wrote: try to like collect it in his foreskin and try to shove it in my mouth. Smelled like piss and beer.

 

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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 19:51:25 Reply

Never done it, looks disgusting..


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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 19:52:02 Reply

Just so you guys know the whole purpose of this thread was to make that joke I made in the first page at the expense of the first reply.

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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 19:53:40 Reply

It was awful. A snowball that turned my sexual life into an avalanche of unpleasant activities.

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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 20:10:50 Reply

It was boring

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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 20:20:33 Reply

That's.. an unusual question for a site that caters to the under 30 crowd, isn't it?

Yeah, I remember. I even remember the times I got viciously drunk, and had a fat or ugly chick priming my siphon hose O_o
Reminds me of a T-shirt I could never wear, but could attest to, "I taught your girlfriend that trick you like."


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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 20:22:52 Reply

At 8/6/13 06:11 PM, AshleKetchem wrote: try to like collect it in his foreskin and try to shove it in my mouth. Smelled like piss and beer.

Do You Remember Your First Blowjob?


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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 20:26:19 Reply

Yeah. I was sitting in one of those rolling office chairs too.

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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 20:35:43 Reply

Yes I remember.


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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 20:44:30 Reply

Yeah, it was weird. I was playing Ocarina of Time and my girlfriend just started going at it.

best run across Hyrule field ever..

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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 21:10:10 Reply

Yes I remember it. I tried so hard to take it down my throat.

But now I know how to do it so I'm not worried anymore XP

At 8/6/13 04:28 PM, Slint wrote: Well? Yes or no?

Eat me.

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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 21:26:10 Reply

yeah I was 13 it was pretty bad

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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 21:27:26 Reply

It was pretty cool I guess. We were in my car and for one reason of another, my weiner was out, but its insertion into her mouth was the last thing I thought would happen.

Afterward, I was genuinely amazed when she ate my seed.

I did not give her a goodbye kiss.


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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 21:29:54 Reply

At 8/6/13 07:52 PM, Slint wrote: Just so you guys know the whole purpose of this thread was to make that joke I made in the first page at the expense of the first reply.

OHEY SLINT.
WHO IS THAT HANDSOME FELLOW IN THE PICTURE?


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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 21:41:41 Reply

Don't want one. I'll have sex sure, blowjobs however are a disgusting, degenerate, vile act.


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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 21:54:39 Reply

At 8/6/13 09:29 PM, FlakJaketPro wrote:
At 8/6/13 07:52 PM, Slint wrote: Just so you guys know the whole purpose of this thread was to make that joke I made in the first page at the expense of the first reply.
OHEY SLINT.
WHO IS THAT HANDSOME FELLOW IN THE PICTURE?

 

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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 23:46:04 Reply

Yeah, cuz all sexual acts are DISGUSTING, DEGENERETE AND VILE!

At 8/6/13 09:41 PM, Felicidade wrote: Don't want one. I'll have sex sure, blowjobs however are a disgusting, degenerate, vile act.

Eat me.

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Response to Do You Remember Your First Blowjob? 2013-08-06 23:51:16 Reply

At 8/6/13 08:20 PM, VicariousE wrote: That's.. an unusual question for a site that caters to the under 30 crowd, isn't it?

Who waits under 30 to suck a dick/allow their dick to be sucketh?