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just wait til we add some salt.

are there just going to be wild cows if we dont need them anymore

will there be a cow hunting season

At 8/5/13 09:15 AM, CalChuchesta wrote: can we stop playing god for once

Speak for yourself.

At 8/5/13 02:21 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 8/5/13 09:15 AM, CalChuchesta wrote: can we stop playing god for once

Speak for yourself.

thank you
but i woudnt consider myself a god

So McDonalds finally reveal their secrets.

At 8/5/13 12:54 PM, CumStench wrote:

At 8/5/13 12:05 PM, D-Nightmare wrote:

At 8/5/13 11:37 AM, mechadude32 wrote: the shitty things people are using stem-cells for now a days

You make it sound like they put stem cells in foods.

Erm, no. But the hamburger in the article was grown using cow stem cells. Idiot.

At 8/5/13 09:15 AM, CalChuchesta wrote: can we stop playing god for once

Yeah call me old fashioned but I feel a nice bond with nature and I think it only well..."natural" that we take our food from the Earth. There's something very, uh, "natural" about it, really. I don't even like pesticides on my vegetables.

Its funny though, I'm the farthest thing from a Hippy but if there's one thing we can agree on its that we should respect nature and only mess with it when we need to, not because we want to. As for me, I'll still be eating my all natural beef, I honestly don't think science will ever replicate the complexity of nature to the degree that it will take to make it taste even close to as good. mmmm, beef.

Going against the tide of nature is never a wise decision. I personally wouldn't ever eat synthetic meat.

At 8/5/13 03:04 PM, mechadude32 wrote:

At 8/5/13 12:54 PM, CumStench wrote:

At 8/5/13 12:05 PM, D-Nightmare wrote:

At 8/5/13 11:37 AM, mechadude32 wrote: the shitty things people are using stem-cells for now a days

Erm, no. But the hamburger in the article was grown using cow stem cells. Idiot.

I was referring to what D-Nightmare said you derp.

At 8/5/13 04:09 PM, Elixur wrote: Going against the tide of nature is never a wise decision. I personally wouldn't ever eat synthetic meat.

But hey, all that humanity has created, is made of natural Earth resources! Synthetic shit is also natural!

I was referring to what D-Nightmare said you derp.

OBJECTION! Then why did you say, and i quote "God you BOTH are retarded" if you were, in fact only referring to D-Nightmare.
Hmmmmm? Hmmm? Unless you are the one who has been retarded the whole time. Hmmmmm?

I was referring to what D-Nightmare said you derp.

OBJECTION! Then why did you say, and i quote "God you BOTH are retarded" if you were, in fact only referring to D-Nightmare.
Hmmmmm? Hmmm? Unless you are the one who has been retarded the whole time. Hmmmmm?

This is why I'm very close to never eating a piece a meat ever again as seldom as I do in the first place

At 8/5/13 04:23 PM, mechadude32 wrote:

I was referring to what D-Nightmare said you derp.

OBJECTION! Then why did you say, and i quote "God you BOTH are retarded" if you were, in fact only referring to D-Nightmare.
Hmmmmm? Hmmm? Unless you are the one who has been retarded the whole time. Hmmmmm?

What you said was retarded for an entirely different reason. And that was because you were undervaluing this use for artificially grown tissue, which would reduce greenhouse emissions by 20%, among other benefits.

At 8/5/13 10:37 AM, Luke wrote:

At 8/5/13 10:34 AM, WaffleVoyager wrote: Oh goody, the vegans can stop whining now.

Well, I'm sure that there are still some animal by-products in this, I doubt that this is possibly a thing with absolutely zero animal inside of it. Whether it be some dairy, animal fat, etc.

It's made using stem cells from live cows from what I heard, but regardless, the meat industry would probably not need to be nearly as intensive as it is currently when this kind of meat becomes an affordable product to consumers.

I think this is a promising "invention" because it does have the potential to prevent a lot of health issues and environmental issues that come from intensive animal husbandry.

At 8/5/13 09:15 AM, CalChuchesta wrote: can we stop playing god for once

WE ARE GOD FUCKING DAMNIT WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THIS IS SOME KIND OF GAME

I love

synthetic burger? sounds unamerican

First thing I thought of:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IKVj4l5GU4

It seems really weird, but I'm sure in the long run it will be beneficial.

IT'S PEOPLE, TEST-TUBE BURGERS ARE MADE OUT OF PEOPLE!

i think we can all agree that science has gone too far this time

--supergandhi64

never eating synthetic meat ever

Vegans will undoubtedly be happy.

Is anyone else flashing to transmetropolitan, where cloning technology advanced to the point we could eat anything guilt free? Also, why is no one using the world cloning? Does it conjure imaged of cows emerging from vats?

At 8/5/13 03:18 PM, HollowedPumkinz wrote:

At 8/5/13 09:15 AM, CalChuchesta wrote: can we stop playing god for once

Yeah call me old fashioned but I feel a nice bond with nature and I think it only well..."natural" that we take our food from the Earth. There's something very, uh, "natural" about it, really. I don't even like pesticides on my vegetables.

Its funny though, I'm the farthest thing from a Hippy but if there's one thing we can agree on its that we should respect nature and only mess with it when we need to, not because we want to. As for me, I'll still be eating my all natural beef, I honestly don't think science will ever replicate the complexity of nature to the degree that it will take to make it taste even close to as good. mmmm, beef.

If you live in a house or use any of the following products, you have been unnatural and messed with nature:

Modern house,
Nylon tent
Nylon
Paint
Plastic
Store Shampoo
Store Soap
Cars
Computers
Soda
Ice Cream (you'd be surprised)
Anything with an artificial or natural flavoring added to it
Dentist
Modern Medicine
Clothes (even if it is from cotton because almost all cotton is GMO cotton)
Leather (An Acid similar to battery Acid is used rather than doing it the natural way and using the animals smushed brains smeared on the leather and letting it out to dry in the sun)
Surgery
Any Food that has used Fertilizer (unless it only had manure, and even then since most manure comes from cattle which has been giving antibiotics)
Fish that is not wild caught (and even those have been tampered with due to pollution)
Any item made from Petroleum
Electricity
and I can keep going.

Also, as for replicating the "complexity" of beef that nature makes, you don't seem to understand stem cells well; they are not building the meat from scratch, they are simply culturing something that already exists aka something natural.

We could use it to eat rare and endangered animals we'd never otherwise get a look in at eating.

At 8/5/13 05:57 PM, Otto wrote: We could use it to eat rare and endangered animals we'd never otherwise get a look in at eating.

To hell with it. I want cloned Dodo meat! And Mammoth steaks!