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holy crap how can that be fatal it feels so good!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

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At 5/30/04 05:00 PM, minion002 wrote: Because its to stupid..Like man why would you even wannah tell ppl you masterbate?...Thats just means you cant get any pussy!

Wow, you are really stupid. ALL guys masturbate, and most chicks do too. I bet you do. I know I do.

holy shit man....that is weird!

would not worry about this idiocy. perhaps what it says is true, but given the .000001% of the population that masturbates 2000 times a day, i ignore this.

the thing is people masturbate without even knowing they're doing it at times.

i think that was a load of bull, from everyhing i read there is nothing wrong with beating your meat every minuite of the day...and night.

besides if it were true half of all men would be dead...

At 5/30/04 04:20 PM, DareDevilGuy wrote: i almost didn't understand a word from that report....

exactly what I thought.

At 5/30/04 04:38 PM, D34M0N wrote: When you do it 10,000 times per week it's also ok. You must have real big muslles in your right (or left) arm after that week. =)

For that to work, you would have to masterbate once a minute for every minute of every hour of every day that entire week.

At 5/30/04 04:31 PM, Sabrina wrote: If that were true I would be dead by now . . . . .

ahahahah thats so true... i would also be dead.

At 5/30/04 04:19 PM, -Jack- wrote: I read this, and I totally dropped everything that I was eating. (Combos, Doritos, pretzels, parmesan cheese, etc.)

ok... that is damn weird, and according to that extremely short survey, I may not masturbate enough...
so... dont literally beat teh meat... caress and pleasure... don't beat

wow, that was odd

At 5/31/04 12:57 PM, Bobby_Jenkins wrote:

At 5/30/04 04:38 PM, D34M0N wrote: When you do it 10,000 times per week it's also ok.

For that to work, you would have to masterbate once a minute for every minute of every hour of every day that entire week.

thats math for everyday uses
hah... whats funny is you took the time to figure it out, while whoevers doing that is screwing up their keyboard

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=128002

the above topic is about the only danger you have from masterbation

it can... but it's worth the danger

That article:

BULL

SHIT

If it were true, I would be pushing up the daisies. DON'T BELIEVE IT!! It's ALL LIES!!

At 5/30/04 04:19 PM, -Jack- wrote: I read this, and I totally dropped everything that I was eating. (Combos, Doritos, pretzels, parmesan cheese, etc.)

link

Discuss.

Bullshit. They just want you to buy their products.

Hey.
Remember one thing.
Everything that's natural and ineherent to the human being is auto-reguled. What do I mean by this? Unlike drugs or anyother kind of thing, masturbation is something FROM your body TO your body, not of outside.

Have you ever heard of negative feedback? It's an expression used on hormonal regulation. Well, applied to this issue it would mean that if, at a given time, you tend to masturbate more, then your body won't ask for such intense activity. Now, we can have no concept of "normal": as someone said, nearly no one falls in the category of "normal"; because there isn't such a thing.

Like someone said before, if you don't do it thirty times a day, you're fine. Ther may be, of course, anomalies that have as a symptom excessive (I mean, REALLY excessive) masturbation... Though i don't know any.

About getting less need of masturbating after a time when you do a lot, I know this empirically. And I guess it mustn't be THAT different in the case of guys.

Hope this is correct and helps...

Yeah, but this is for like people who masturbate 15 times a day.

In fact why the hell did you make this topic!?

Can you guys find mroe things to discuss besides masterbation and photoshop!?

At 5/30/04 04:25 PM, Jossos wrote:

At 5/30/04 04:23 PM, skullmaster wrote: lies! it is perfectly healthy and naturle the site is jost one big lie

Rofl, your favorite pass time hazardous to your health eh?

If you let me, I can help make it your favorite pass time too?

At 5/30/04 04:19 PM, -Jack- wrote: I read this, and I totally dropped everything that I was eating. (Combos, Doritos, pretzels, parmesan cheese, etc.)

link

Discuss.

"Note: Masturbation is a healthy sexual behavior. Like other behaviors, when over practiced or addicted it can lead to both psychological and physiological imbalances"

Yeah I'm sure.

Well, I'm not entirely sure about it. I just found it shocking. But what if it were true. And we all died at the age of 45 1/2 because of it?

damn thats why i havelower back pains and thats why liljim has thin hair:O

only if you ejackulate (hope i spelled that right) and then your juice hit the trigger to your gun and it shot you in the head.

Perhaps if you bashed the bishop for about 18 hours or more a day. then maybe, just maybe

On the same token, Sex can to be fatal

Also, is it safe to use electricity as an aphrodesiac?

if this was true, most newgrounds user would be dead!
(if you dont get what im saying, yes i am calling you nerds)

At 5/31/04 05:01 PM, yonickdude wrote: if this was true, most newgrounds user would be dead!
(if you dont get what im saying, yes i am calling you nerds)

Masturbation and being a nerd aren't related entirely. There are lots of nerds that don't do it because they're...nerds. And vice-versa.

omg...biggest bs i've ever heard...we've all done it (and most still do it). You'd have to do it 24 hrs. a day for it to even be close to fatal. The back pain: sitting up too long (if you do it sitting), of course there is the occasional chafing and wrist pain (CTS). It cannot kill you for it is a natural function.

Also, why would someone masturbate that long anyway??? You would have to be REALLY horny to go for that long.

The funniest part about these threads are the 12 years olds who just say.
"You guys are all losers, you masturbate because you can't get a chick."
It's so great beacuse they think they look so cool and macho, well newsflash:
Everyone does it. Everyone. There's no point of denying it. Even people with girlfriends/boyfriends still do it. You're just uncomfortable with yourself, so you insult others; but if NG is all losers, then I guess that's why you signed up!

I just looked through that site, and surprise! All the remedies to 'cure' the 'effects' caused by what they describe can all be bought for perfectly acceptable prices at their online store.

BS