Jehovah's Witnessess at my door

[ZeroAsALimit]

Now, I have made up my min on religion and philosophy, so I doubt that I would be following their ideas. I will certainly read the pamphlet that they gave me entitled 'What Is The Purpose Of Life? How Can You Find It?', but it will probably not change my points of view.

I do believe in Yahweh and Jesus Christ, but I also believe in so much more (you might call me pantheistic). Anywhoo, I know that they believe that only The Holy Bible should be consulted and no apocrypha or religious State doctrines. The big problem with this, if you have read the book, apart from translation issues, is that Song Of Solomon points towards Existentialism, the book itself drops a Gnostic specific term (plemora) and the book also refers you to OTHER books consistently.

That's not even bearing in mind that the Church decided by meetings what would and would not go in the book. That is, one cannot say for certain that books left out are not true and even worse, they took a book out of The Holy Bible (the Book Of Eve).

Anyway, my point is this. There has been a bit of a heatwave in Blighty, so I answered the door, topless, with only pyjama bottoms to two old ladies pushing Jesus.

I'm so embarrassed.

[Makakaov]

The more you read, the more you know.

There's no reason to be mad at Jehovah's Witnessess unless they interrupt your sex.

[VJF]

In my experience with Jehovah's witnesses, they are dicks. I had an apartment manager who was a Jehovah's witness and he wouldn't allow people to have Halloween decorations inside or outside their windows or on their doors because it offended his religion, and he also wouldn't let them have Chrismas decorations in the windows or on the doors either (which I don't understand why).

[ZeroAsALimit]

At 7/30/13 05:33 AM, Makakaov wrote: interrupt your sex.

You must be new here.

At 7/30/13 05:44 AM, VJF wrote: In my experience with Jehovah's witnesses, they are dicks. I had an apartment manager who was a Jehovah's witness and he wouldn't allow people to have Halloween decorations inside or outside their windows or on their doors because it offended his religion, and he also wouldn't let them have Chrismas decorations in the windows or on the doors either (which I don't understand why).

Ah, they don't celebrate anything at all. Still, they should not stop other people from having their beliefs. I wished a Muslim merry Christmas, not realising that they believe that Jesus was born in the summer. Were they offended by me? Not one bit!

[Sekhem]

i didn't even know europe had that many jehovah's witnesses

i always figured that was a very american thing

ireland had the cooneyites and such which is sorta similar i guess

[ZeroAsALimit]

At 7/30/13 06:12 AM, Sekhem wrote: i didn't even know europe had that many jehovah's witnesses

i always figured that was a very american thing

ireland had the cooneyites and such which is sorta similar i guess

I don't think we do, I think they are just a very active minority. Never met a Cooneyite. Hehe, coon!

[Sekhem]

At 7/30/13 06:20 AM, anyapple wrote: My experience as a Catholic with Jehovah's witnesses is non-existent.

do you at least listen to prince

[Makakaov]

At 7/30/13 05:55 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

At 7/30/13 05:33 AM, Makakaov wrote: interrupt your sex.

You must be new here.

You're brony. Nothing you say matters.

[ZeroAsALimit]

At 7/30/13 06:34 AM, Makakaov wrote:

At 7/30/13 05:55 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

At 7/30/13 05:33 AM, Makakaov wrote: interrupt your sex.

You must be new here.

You're brony. Nothing you say matters.

The joke was that no-one here has sex. The sad truth is that I actually don't.

Prince is the shit though, I'm sure we can all agree on that.

[ZeroAsALimit]

At 7/30/13 06:26 AM, Sekhem wrote:

At 7/30/13 06:20 AM, anyapple wrote: My experience as a Catholic with Jehovah's witnesses is non-existent.

do you at least listen to prince

Or CAN!

[positively-negative]

I tend to behave like I'm in a rush to go somewhere just to get them to fuck off. Although one time me and my friend were doing some cloud gazing on the bonnet of my car when some walked up, so we acted like we were gay lovers till they walked away.

Also Prince is an amazing musician (especially as a guitarist,) and none of you cunts can say otherwise.