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In the NG Portal, there is a new popular series called Secret Missing Episodes, made by user HardHart. HardHart has submitted at least 70 Secret Missing Episodes (SMEs), and most of them revolve around the concept of gay sex, sexual intercourse, and feces humor. Each and every episode involves a television show, many of which are cartoons or childrens programs, such as Sesame Street, Zoey 101, Ed Edd n' Eddy, Charlie Brown, Looney Tunes, Doug, Bob the Builder, Gumby, Naruto, Adventure Time, The Muppet Show, Fairly Odd Parents, and more. Each episode also incorporates Microsoft Sam text-to-speech voices.

Said to be influenced to 2005 Newgrounds group the Barney Bunch, HardHart enjoys making SMEs, which have caused some and hate and distrust for HardHart and his videos. Despite the negative feedback, HardHart has at least 30 fans, and a cult following has formed for Secret Missing Episodes. I've heard of a guy who downloaded some of the Secret Missing Episodes and burned them on his CD, and sold it to a guy in his neighborhood.

SMEs: Love 'em, hate 'em, what?

As a former Barney Buncher, they are funny, and while they can get stale sometimes, they are just silly and should not be taken seriously. Are they masterpieces no? However, they do make me laugh a bit.

This is the secret missing episode of Newgrounds BBS. It was never aired on television because it was too retarded and poorly done. Warning, you must be of at least Wade Fulp's age to view.

At 7/26/13 02:22 AM, DecimatorOmega wrote: If you personally ask me they're really really really really really really really really really gay.

I'm going to make a better one that's not going to be disgusting and stupid.

You should. Do you have Flash?

I will admit the gay joke has gotten old. Each episode is just a different show used but with the same content and dialogue, and voices.

At 7/26/13 02:28 AM, DecimatorOmega wrote: Don't have flash but I do have open shot video editor. Can't I just upload that or does it have to be flash? I can get flash if it's Linux compatible, and if it isn't I'll get it via Wine.

As long as the program can export files as .swf files, you can submit them on here.

At 7/26/13 02:22 AM, DecimatorOmega wrote:

I'm going to make a better one that's not going to be disgusting and stupid.

I can't wait to see your version of Drew Pickle's mastadonic 300 mile long cock.

At 7/26/13 02:32 AM, DecimatorOmega wrote: Hmmmm. I'm not sure if there is a way to add a .swf extension since I don't have one. I'll have to dig around on the web to find one or maybe just get flash.

You may as well get Flash. Just get a 30-day free trial. It's not hard to use, and it is fun. You can easily make a funny SME with it.

Or you can get ToonBoom, which also exports in .swf as well

At 7/26/13 03:01 AM, DecimatorOmega wrote:

At 7/26/13 02:33 AM, koopahermit wrote:

At 7/26/13 02:22 AM, DecimatorOmega wrote:

I'm going to make a better one that's not going to be disgusting and stupid.

I can't wait to see your version of Drew Pickle's mastadonic 300 mile long cock.

Jesus Christ....

And who's going to be doing the voice acting during the 5 minute long orgy scenes? Obviously not Microsoft Sam.

At 7/26/13 03:46 AM, DecimatorOmega wrote: I'll be using the computer voices, but there is NO WAY IN HELL I'm writing that same crap that already exists. This one is going to a completely different direction. Not my fault if you end up disappointed because if you really do like the shit that HardHart is making, then avoid seeing mine and just stick to his shit.

Will it involve sex, gay people, or sexual innuendo or something like that

At 7/26/13 04:01 AM, DecimatorOmega wrote: HardHart's videos will be mentioned, but not really. You'll see what it is when it's done. I can't assure you that it will be good or not, or if anyone will like it, and obviously it's not going to be original either. However, I am confident that it will be better than his shit. Let's just say it's going to feel like a actual Secret Missing Episode (if I can get it right that is) I will be using still images and maybe some animated ones if they work with Open shot. I'm not going to spend that much time on the project itself, but unlike HardHart, I'll put in effort in mine the best I possibly can.

Well good luck on your movie, Mr. Omega. I will wish you the best on making it, bro.

Hopefully it will be funny and entertaining as you say.

SMEs are small and medium-sized enterprises, if SMEs want to be the next-big-thing they need a new initialism.

If SME's want any blessing from me, they should be at least have some animation. hell even hitler around the world in 80 days had some effort put into it, and i still thought it was crap.

I love SME.

It's just so fucking stupid, that's why it's funny. I mean, yeah they get old sometimes, but they're the go-to series when you just want a stupid laugh.

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  SME: Tom & Jerry by HardHart

  This was an early episode made in the 1940's that was never shown until today.

  Score

  Under Judgment

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  Movie

  Popularity

  14 Views

  Rated

  Ages 17+

New episode!

It's super swell!

Those sort flashes probably came around somewhere in between 2002 -2004 first one i've noticed doing that was DrunkMagiKoopa's Pube Muppet.

I hate the hate SME's get. This what happens when a website has more professionals then people who want stupid fun.

My favorite sme has to be ned's declassified, its funny.

Comparing them to the Barney Bunch is an insult.

The latest unfunny crap churned out with no effort. Yup.

At 7/26/13 04:28 PM, Wegra wrote: oh shit really? but it says your signup date is 09. Does that mean they are still around?

it's called having an alternate account, genius

anything that links to porn or hawt hentai is considered a new thing.

At 7/26/13 05:23 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: The latest unfunny crap churned out with no effort. Yup.

Yeah I'd rather churn out some tasty butter.

I hate them, it's complicated to watch. For sure, i gave them a 0 votes.

At 7/28/13 12:20 AM, ShadowPlutia wrote: I hate them, it's complicated to watch. For sure, i gave them a 0 votes.

Do you think the jokes in them are unfunny?

The Tom and Jerry one doesn't really work because there are only two characters that everybody knows (three if you count Spike, I guess). It sure is swell, though.

At 7/27/13 12:30 PM, BigFatKid wrote:

At 7/26/13 05:23 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: The latest unfunny crap churned out with no effort. Yup.

Yeah I'd rather churn out some tasty butter.

At least there's some work involved in making butter.