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Epic Ejaculations 2013-07-25 22:54:40 Reply

Find some Benadryl, make sure it has only one active ingredient
Take 3x the recommended dose and wait about 30 minutes or more
Don't take more than that it's not fun

Then when you're having sex (or going to fap you lonely cunt) it will be much harder to get off but it's much more pleasurable. Seriously it's so good that you'll see flashes of light and possibly black out for a split second

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Response to Epic Ejaculations 2013-07-25 22:59:00 Reply

I mean if you're too much of a bitch to just go all out and do a shitload of ecstasy, you don't deserve an epic ejaculation.


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Response to Epic Ejaculations 2013-07-25 23:01:41 Reply

honestly have been waiting to use this one

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Response to Epic Ejaculations 2013-07-25 23:02:59 Reply

At 7/25/13 10:59 PM, Chocomilk wrote: I mean if you're too much of a bitch to just go all out and do a shitload of ecstasy, you don't deserve an epic ejaculation.

This isn't about tripping you moron it's about using small amounts of benadryl to make ur ejaculations harder

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Response to Epic Ejaculations 2013-07-25 23:06:03 Reply

At 7/25/13 11:02 PM, Entice wrote:
At 7/25/13 10:59 PM, Chocomilk wrote: I mean if you're too much of a bitch to just go all out and do a shitload of ecstasy, you don't deserve an epic ejaculation.
This isn't about tripping you moron it's about using small amounts of benadryl to make ur ejaculations harder

Entice if you need to use drugs to make your ejaculations feel intense you may as well go the fun route.


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Response to Epic Ejaculations 2013-07-25 23:08:33 Reply

At 7/25/13 11:06 PM, Chocomilk wrote: Entice if you need to use drugs to make your ejaculations feel intense you may as well go the fun route.

Basic economics 75mg of benadryl is cheaper than any amount of x

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Response to Epic Ejaculations 2013-07-25 23:12:18 Reply

At 7/25/13 11:08 PM, Entice wrote:
At 7/25/13 11:06 PM, Chocomilk wrote: Entice if you need to use drugs to make your ejaculations feel intense you may as well go the fun route.
Basic economics 75mg of benadryl is cheaper than any amount of x

I said fun not cost effective. Stop trying to argue over a joke.


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Response to Epic Ejaculations 2013-07-25 23:13:24 Reply

At 7/25/13 11:12 PM, Chocomilk wrote: I said fun not cost effective. Stop trying to argue over a joke.

wow so serious

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Response to Epic Ejaculations 2013-07-25 23:15:06 Reply

At 7/25/13 11:13 PM, Entice wrote:
At 7/25/13 11:12 PM, Chocomilk wrote: I said fun not cost effective. Stop trying to argue over a joke.
wow so serious

HUUURGH


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Response to Epic Ejaculations 2013-07-25 23:27:41 Reply

Yeah, it starts from benadryl, and before you know, it's viagra, vibrating dragon dildos and cocaine.

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Response to Epic Ejaculations 2013-07-25 23:34:53 Reply

At 7/25/13 11:27 PM, Makakaov wrote: Yeah, it starts from benadryl, and before you know, it's viagra, vibrating dragon dildos and cocaine.

Wait, they make ones that vibrate? I got ripped off.


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Response to Epic Ejaculations 2013-07-26 00:53:09 Reply

Stranglewank.

Accept no substitutions.

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Response to Epic Ejaculations 2013-07-26 01:06:01 Reply

At 7/26/13 12:53 AM, Painbringer wrote: Stranglewank.

Accept no substitutions.

You know that's number one strangulation death factor, right?

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Response to Epic Ejaculations 2013-07-26 01:08:31 Reply

Did you just say...EPIC?


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Response to Epic Ejaculations 2013-07-26 01:10:27 Reply

At 7/25/13 10:54 PM, Entice wrote: Then when you're having sex (or going to fap you lonely cunt)

thanks for the reminder

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Response to Epic Ejaculations 2013-07-26 01:18:32 Reply

At 7/26/13 01:10 AM, Natick wrote:
At 7/25/13 10:54 PM, Entice wrote: Then when you're having sex (or going to fap you lonely cunt)
thanks for the reminder

We could fap together and it could count as sex.

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Response to Epic Ejaculations 2013-07-26 01:24:31 Reply

At 7/25/13 10:54 PM, Entice wrote:

(or going to fap you lonely cunt)

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Response to Epic Ejaculations 2013-07-26 01:34:15 Reply

anti-depressants do that to you during the first couple of weeks of taking them

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Response to Epic Ejaculations 2013-07-26 02:02:36 Reply

At 7/26/13 01:34 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: anti-depressants do that to you during the first couple of weeks of taking them

Really? They do the opposite to me.

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Response to Epic Ejaculations 2013-07-26 03:04:42 Reply

At 7/26/13 02:02 AM, Entice wrote:
At 7/26/13 01:34 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: anti-depressants do that to you during the first couple of weeks of taking them
Really? They do the opposite to me.

Maybe we are on different pills, or are experiencing side-effects? I am on 60mg of Citralopram, it has had no effect, neither positive or detrimental to my orgasms.


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Response to Epic Ejaculations 2013-07-26 05:40:42 Reply

People from outside of the US!

He's talking about DPH - it's not necessarily in our Benadryls. You might be able to find it in Nytol.

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Response to Epic Ejaculations 2013-07-26 06:40:56 Reply

stimulant orgasms are better


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Response to Epic Ejaculations 2013-07-26 07:44:15 Reply

At 7/25/13 11:02 PM, Entice wrote: This isn't about tripping you moron it's about using small amounts of benadryl to make ur ejaculations harder

breaking news, 3 times the recommended amount of benadryl is a small amount
entice officially gets an ig nobel prize for that


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