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Would You Name Your Son Michael

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Would You Name Your Son Michael 2013-07-24 15:02:13


Michael is a good name. Let's say that you were going to have a baby son in the future, and obviously it was up to you or the baby's mother for the name. Would you think Michael would a suitable, good name? Do you like the name?

Response to Would You Name Your Son Michael 2013-07-24 15:03:28


Oh yes, especially if my last name was "Hawk". It would just be a fabulous name.


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Response to Would You Name Your Son Michael 2013-07-24 15:06:55


no because i know like 5 different michaels and i think it would creep them all out


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Response to Would You Name Your Son Michael 2013-07-24 16:52:29


No, because Michael is a shitty name


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Response to Would You Name Your Son Michael 2013-07-24 16:54:56


This thread is fucking pointless.

Response to Would You Name Your Son Michael 2013-07-24 16:56:59


Michael's too common.
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Response to Would You Name Your Son Michael 2013-07-24 16:59:44


oh god no.


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Response to Would You Name Your Son Michael 2013-07-24 17:14:35


More than likely not. Michael is a really generic sounding name.

also my middle name is Michael so....yeah.....

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Response to Would You Name Your Son Michael 2013-07-24 17:22:57


Sure, but I think if I have a son, I'll want to name him Edsel. That was my granfather's name and I like it. I think the middle name would be Noah. That was the name of an ancestor that I never got to meet, but heard about.


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Response to Would You Name Your Son Michael 2013-07-24 17:46:56


At 7/24/13 05:22 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Sure, but I think if I have a son, I'll want to name him Edsel. That was my granfather's name and I like it. I think the middle name would be Noah. That was the name of an ancestor that I never got to meet, but heard about.

Cool! That's actually my name!


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Response to Would You Name Your Son Michael 2013-07-24 18:07:11


At 7/24/13 06:06 PM, RoadWarrior wrote: It's a biblical name, so no.

what's wrong with that

Response to Would You Name Your Son Michael 2013-07-24 18:10:59


At 7/24/13 06:09 PM, RoadWarrior wrote:
At 7/24/13 06:07 PM, BigFatKid wrote:
At 7/24/13 06:06 PM, RoadWarrior wrote: It's a biblical name, so no.
what's wrong with that
I don't approve of christianity, so it would be hypocritical

Most people, at least in the US, have a name that is of Biblical origin. I don't know where you from, but even many atheists I know have Biblical names and they are fine with their names.

I had a friend named Jesus who is an atheist.

Response to Would You Name Your Son Michael 2013-07-24 18:20:55


Only if I can switch my last name to Corleone.


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Response to Would You Name Your Son Michael 2013-07-24 18:33:14


At 7/24/13 05:46 PM, BobsBurgers2011 wrote:
At 7/24/13 05:22 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Sure, but I think if I have a son, I'll want to name him Edsel. That was my granfather's name and I like it. I think the middle name would be Noah. That was the name of an ancestor that I never got to meet, but heard about.
Cool! That's actually my name!

Which one? Edsel or Noah?


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Response to Would You Name Your Son Michael 2013-07-24 19:06:10


No, because Michael is too mainstream.


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Response to Would You Name Your Son Michael 2013-07-24 19:26:00


Nah, too generic for me.


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Response to Would You Name Your Son Michael 2013-07-24 19:27:20


Too boring. I would prefer a Norse name.


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Response to Would You Name Your Son Michael 2013-07-24 19:57:10


A bit too generic, but it's okay. Too many people have that name.

Response to Would You Name Your Son Michael 2013-07-24 20:26:26


If you name your child Mike, you run the risk of having a shit head as a son.

Response to Would You Name Your Son Michael 2013-07-24 22:40:48


Why would not liking Christianity make biblical names a problem? Nobody meets someone named Michael and goes "oh, just like in the Bible". That's like refusing to name your kid Abe because you hate the Old Testament or Anton because you hate LaVeyan Satanism.


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Response to Would You Name Your Son Michael 2013-07-24 23:04:46


It's to common to me .

I know like 17 different Michaels .

It'll just make it more awkward ._.


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Response to Would You Name Your Son Michael 2013-07-25 02:48:51


I had a son and i named his tryrone or something but i left him with hiz ol' baby momma, i aint taking care of no punk ass kid


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Response to Would You Name Your Son Michael 2013-07-25 04:16:47


I would name my son Sven. It's a very manly name full of testosterone and confidence.


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Response to Would You Name Your Son Michael 2013-07-25 05:07:29


I thought this thread was about a pun of son and Shawn. Now I'm disappointed.
Anyway, if I really had a choice I would name him Sam, because Sam sounds manly.


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Response to Would You Name Your Son Michael 2013-07-25 06:44:53


No, I wouldn't name my son Michael, because my own name is Michael.


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Response to Would You Name Your Son Michael 2013-07-25 06:45:46


At 7/24/13 03:02 PM, MiniLesson wrote: Michael is a good name. Let's say that you were going to have a baby son in the future, and obviously it was up to you or the baby's mother for the name. Would you think Michael would a suitable, good name? Do you like the name?

I wouldn't baulk at naming a child of mine Michael, as my surname isn't Jackson. I would probably cause more than a little grief with my other half (whomever she may be) if I were to try and name our daughter Alice.


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