Would your parents stay dead?

[ChloBro]

Let's say your parents died.
Then an hour after the funeral,the grim reaper appears before you and says:
"Human! You can have your parents back but only if you give 1,000 men oral sex!" then vanishes into black smoke.
Would your parents stay dead?

[Sekhem]

yes, probably

[supergandhi64]

the dead won't come back to life no matter how many d*cks you suck to appease satan . . . homosexuals sure are superstitious

--supergandhi64

[Mechwarrior300]

science tells me they would

[ChloBro]

At 7/23/13 06:18 PM, Mechwarrior300 wrote: science tells me they would

But how does science grim reaper

[BlueBeef]

At 7/23/13 06:16 PM, ChloBro wrote: Let's say your parents died.
Then an hour after the funeral,the grim reaper appears before you and says:
"Human! You can have your parents back but only if you give 1,000 men oral sex!" then vanishes into black smoke.
Would your parents stay dead?

That post has STD's written all over it.

[aListers]

I can hardly score with a girl. There's no way I'f be able to score with 1 man, let alone 1000.

[BloodCoveredWolf]

Yes they would stay dead

[Painbringer]

My dad is already been reduced to ashes. So I will have all the time in the world to accomplish my goal.

Ironically, he may just live long enough to attend my funeral.

[Piper]

This thread makes me wanna cry.

[Sekhem]

At 7/23/13 06:34 PM, PiperAnn wrote: This thread makes me wanna cry.

is it because you sucked 1000 dicks w/o reward

[supergandhi64]

At 7/23/13 06:36 PM, Sekhem wrote:

At 7/23/13 06:34 PM, PiperAnn wrote: This thread makes me wanna cry.

is it because you sucked 1000 dicks w/o reward

wow rude

--supergandhi64

[RyderOmega]

My dad is a homophobe, so he can just stay dead.

[Vinnyy]

I think by the time I've accomplished that my parents would've long been cremated.

[Viper]

Yeah it looks like they're going to stay dead....I mean if sucking 500 would bring my dad back from the dead I'd be fine with that but I could care less about my mom. Shes a huge bitch that caused my parents to get divorced so I want nothing to do with her.

At 7/23/13 06:18 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: the dead won't come back to life no matter how many d*cks you suck to appease satan . . . homosexuals sure are superstitious

Hey, it brought Jesus back to life....

[VJF]

I'd be extremely happy if my parents were dead. So of course I would decline the Grim Reaper his offer.

[ChloBro]

At 7/23/13 07:19 PM, VJF wrote: I'd be extremely happy if my parents were dead. So of course I would decline the Grim Reaper his offer.

Wow, you must have had a shit childhood.

[CiviLies]

Why, OP, why

[Thor]

of course

[Bryan]

No, I wouldn't make deals with the grim reaper, and sucking dicks to bring my parents back to life is the most retarded thing I've ever heard.

[Thor]

At 7/23/13 11:38 PM, RoadWarrior wrote: of course

in fact even if i blew 999 guys i'd never blow one more ever again so they don't come back

[zag]

An excuse to suck some dick?
Sounds good to me.

Wait... do I get to keep my mother's life insurance if she comes back?

[HighWay]

I'd totally suck a dick to bring back my dad. It's what he would have wanted.

[Xenomit]

On one hand, I love sucking cock

On the other hand, I hated my mom

Can I suck the cocks and keep my mom dead

[Makakaov]

I beileve that posting such topic on NG asures you, that at least one answer will be "no."

My answer is yes, but I really like the way question was made.

[DarkMatter]

Dude my parents ghosts would probably appear right there Jedi style and say, DON'T SUCK THAT DICK!

And I'd be like, "Really? You have that little faith?"

[Powerage]

i'd probably challenge him to a chess match instead, and if I lose then he takes me.

[distoorted]

Do you absolutely have to suck 1,000 dfferent dicks, or can you suck one dick 1,000 times?

[Entice]

Sure why not I've always wanted to suck a dick

[HeavenDuff]

At 7/23/13 06:18 PM, Mechwarrior300 wrote: science tells me they would

You need science to know that dead people are dead people? Wow... you're retarded...