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At 7/21/13 05:14 PM, koopahermit wrote: No, he's posted his penis on here before. 18 at least.

No he actually is 14 or 15.

At 7/21/13 11:09 PM, Mumbo wrote:

At 7/21/13 05:14 PM, koopahermit wrote: No, he's posted his penis on here before. 18 at least.

No he actually is 14 or 15.

He said he was 15.

At 7/21/13 11:10 PM, PannedCakes wrote:

At 7/21/13 11:09 PM, Mumbo wrote:

At 7/21/13 05:14 PM, koopahermit wrote: No, he's posted his penis on here before. 18 at least.

No he actually is 14 or 15.

He said he was 15.

which makes him 14.

At 7/21/13 04:59 PM, RacistBassist wrote: You deserve it. When the light turns green you're supposed to check to see if it's clear before you take off. Depending on your area, the cop may have not actually ran the red light, considering that if even a little bit of your vehicle is in the intersection when it turns red you are considered making the light in time.

If it is indeed as our furry buddy says, the police officer is CLEARLY in the wrong.

Most stop lights programmed for busy intersections actually delay green after red, so that red-light-runners don't cause accidents.

Again, if it happened as Xeno says it did, the city needs to pay for the damage, and the officer needs re-training.

At 7/21/13 11:36 PM, tox wrote: one more reason to have a dash cam

You must be Russian

Doing something wrong and not getting punished for it. Now where have I heard that one before?

But on a serious note that is sad.

At 7/21/13 04:59 PM, RacistBassist wrote: Depending on your area, the cop may have not actually ran the red light, considering that if even a little bit of your vehicle is in the intersection when it turns red you are considered making the light in time.

I think it's either this or you're leaving something out of the story.

At 7/21/13 05:15 PM, Xenomit wrote: the corruption of the police force in America

Lol

You should sue. You could get you a little money. He hit you.
You may not think you are hurt but you will start to feel it when you get older.

You should sue a little. Don't get crazy or anything but you should be able to get 3000 bucks or something to that effect. Maybe more.

Especially since you were arrested. It was his fault and you were arrested that is another good 5K for your bank account.

He did wrong and that is the only way to make them pay. You may be able to get 5k-20k. So it is worth it. He t-boned you, running a red light and then arrested you. SUE THE crap out of him.

You are owed money. Get one of those FREE Lawyers who get paid after settlement. The fact that you were arrested for him hitting you is a problem. The camera online probably caught it.

Now if I may generalize I'd like to point out that cops are terrible drivers. they really are the worst. Except maybe lady police officer drivers! 92% of all deaths in America today can be attributed to accidents where female police officers where behind the wheel.

At 7/21/13 05:15 PM, Xenomit wrote: Guys stop arguing about my age and talk more about the corruption of the police force in America

That's not corruption, that's just sheer incompetence.

what kind of truck were you driving? Pick up? Straight Truck? Bob-tail?

30-40 mph, into the side of your truck, is a big impact, you didn't mention any injuries.

How's your neck feeling? You would have been rushed to a hospital first, before the station.

Are you making things a little more dramatic than they really were?

At 7/22/13 05:16 PM, Psycho666 wrote: Are you making things a little more dramatic than they really were?

To be fair it probably wasn't near that fast, but it did smash a pretty huge crater in the side of the truck. It was a regular cab 1999 ford, and I didn't really get any bad injuries.

My neck and back is still a little sore, but it's not like "ohmahgerd I need medical attention"

At 7/22/13 05:32 PM, iamnotachristian wrote: Do you preplan your lies or is it just a spontaneous type of thing.

Honestly, I only called him out on it after researching side impact crash ratings of small and mid sized pick up trucks over the last five years.

I felt a little OCD today.

I was taking bong rips in an elementary school yard (stupid idea i know), and apparently someone happened to phone the police on us. We see the cop car roll up as I was holding my bong in my hands, hastily I shove it in my backpack full of water and we get up to leave, but hesitate when we try to decide if we should split up or stay together. Eventually we stay together and agree that the cop car had left. as I reach for my bong, which luckily didn't spill in my sack or anything, we walk around the school and stumble upon him parked and waiting for us in the teacher's parking lot, and he runs up to us.

I drop the bong, still full, back into my backpack and try not to look as nervous as I really was. He questioned me and I talked my way out of a really potentially shitty situation. I think he knew that I was smoking it but he didn't want to detain us for what we had, since we were obviously not trafficking or anything. I've had way too many close calls with cops, this being one of those examples, but I've just been too brown to be suspicious of any criminal activity. I don't dress for fads or anything stupid like that so I think that also contributes as well, because the first impression you make on a cop does mean a lot. I've had cops search my backpack that had drugs and a big blue stanky bong in it and they did not turn anything up. I'm extremely lucky but I fear that one day I'm going to push my luck and lose any chances of travelling to certain countries.

At 7/22/13 05:34 PM, Psycho666 wrote:

At 7/22/13 05:32 PM, iamnotachristian wrote: Do you preplan your lies or is it just a spontaneous type of thing.

Honestly, I only called him out on it after researching side impact crash ratings of small and mid sized pick up trucks over the last five years.

I felt a little OCD today.

He's one of the now possibly hundreds of Ma1achi clones, and for whatever reason he has a very odd fixation on me

At 7/22/13 05:37 PM, Xenomit wrote: He's one of the now possibly hundreds of Ma1achi clones, and for whatever reason he has a very odd fixation on me

It seems you have that effect on lots of people. All for different reasons. Ha.

At 7/21/13 05:15 PM, Xenomit wrote: Guys stop arguing about my age and talk more about the corruption of the police force in America

I once smoked weed in public and in front of a cop, but he couldn't do SHIT about it because i was in Amsterdam, blaze it fagits.

I've been arrested too. False accusation of Grand Theft III...charges dropped of course :)

It spent about 7 hrs in jail before I bailed out. It sucked. A lot.

i feel yer feels bro

so did the police gave you a computer so could tell us that?

i think you deserve the death penalty