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Awkward conversations 2013-07-21 16:23:06 Reply

Post them.

This one happened today.

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I'm a bisexual fgt. send me dick pics pls.

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Response to Awkward conversations 2013-07-21 16:26:38 Reply

At 7/21/13 04:23 PM, Mumbo wrote: Post them.

This one happened today.

Okay

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Broncos are second in the AFC with a 12-4 Record, Win against the Raiders 14-47
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Response to Awkward conversations 2013-07-21 16:38:44 Reply

HA!
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Response to Awkward conversations 2013-07-21 16:46:26 Reply

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Response to Awkward conversations 2013-07-21 16:50:09 Reply

here's when I got Jestowned on Steam.

Sunday, July 07, 2013

Koopahermit: u gunnna pay wat u owe

Jester: who will or won't have my ass/be paid what they owe is entirely up to me, ma'am

Koopahermit: i want dat ass
Koopahermit: nyugga

Jester: get in line, bub

Koopahermit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnCntn0W

Jester: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp1J7sPN6_A

Koopahermit: mind = anallly raped
Koopahermit: i wanted your ass
Koopahermit: you ended up getting mine
Koopahermit: good night sir

Jester: that's how I play it
Jester: sleep tight bastards

Koopahermit: whatever fegit <3

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Response to Awkward conversations 2013-07-22 10:26:20 Reply

Wow terrible.

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Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
ScaryPicnic made me do it.My letterboxd.

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Response to Awkward conversations 2013-07-22 10:39:53 Reply

I'm going to this shitty Chinese Food restaurant, it's the only one in town. A town so white that none of the waitresses are asian. But one of the woman that works there in the middle of the week is kind of cute and I've been trying to figure out what to say to her. One day I'm go in make an order and there's no one else around, I decide I should say something.
Or maybe she'll just think I'm a dork, but... okay, here I go. "Um, if I make a joke, and you think it's funny will you hang out with me?" She ignores the question, so I try to think of a joke because I've got nothing. "What do you call a black cat that runs under a ladder? Super-duperstitious!" What the fuck was that? That was terrible, where did I even get that terrible excuse for a joke.
I look up and she's already walked away.

Another awkward situation, this happened a few months ago. I'm alone sitting in the student commons with a deck of tarot cards. A young lady approaches me and sits at the table. She asks me about my Tarot deck. I tell her how I do a reading and she wants me to read her cards.
I say that the reading says there's a lot of secrecy, she says to me in a subtly seductive voice, "What's your secret?"
I wasn't expecting this. I pause and say, "I have no idea how Tarot reading actually works. I'm just bullshitting this whole thing."


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Response to Awkward conversations 2013-07-22 10:48:35 Reply

At 7/22/13 10:39 AM, NeverHundred wrote: stuff

Arent those copy paste stories?