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What's your favorite food tool Jul. 21st, 2013 @ 08:19 AM Reply

E.g kitchen utensils, cutlery, ovens
Mine's the runcible spoon

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Response to What's your favorite food tool Jul. 21st, 2013 @ 08:55 AM Reply

At 7/21/13 08:19 AM, marmaladesnails wrote: E.g kitchen utensils, cutlery, ovens
Mine's the runcible spoon

Must be a bitch to eat soup with.

I use fork for everything except sopus, because I'm left handed and it doesn't suit anyone to hold knife in left hand.

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Response to What's your favorite food tool Jul. 21st, 2013 @ 09:03 AM Reply

At 7/21/13 08:55 AM, Makakaov wrote: Must be a bitch to eat soup with.

...That's why you wouldn't eat soup with it....
I just use a normal fork with most foods.


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Response to What's your favorite food tool Jul. 21st, 2013 @ 09:05 AM Reply

Probably the fork. You can pretty much eat any food with just a fork. Even ice cream.


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Response to What's your favorite food tool Jul. 21st, 2013 @ 09:10 AM Reply

At 7/21/13 09:03 AM, DrClay wrote:
At 7/21/13 08:55 AM, Makakaov wrote: Must be a bitch to eat soup with.
...That's why you wouldn't eat soup with it....
I just use a normal fork with most foods.

It's actualy a bitch to eat anything that requires shoving that tool into your mouth and clenching your cheeks, since that razor side might get you ouchy ouchy

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Response to What's your favorite food tool Jul. 21st, 2013 @ 09:15 AM Reply

At 7/21/13 09:06 AM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 7/21/13 09:05 AM, YellowisCOOL wrote: Probably the fork. You can pretty much eat any food with just a fork. Even ice cream.
EVEN SOUP

Actually yeah, Chicken Soup and others with solids in them can be eaten with a fork.


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Response to What's your favorite food tool Jul. 21st, 2013 @ 09:19 AM Reply

It's actualy a bitch to eat anything that requires shoving that tool into your mouth and clenching your cheeks, since that razor side might get you ouchy ouchy

I never said I use it to eat with... :D


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Response to What's your favorite food tool Jul. 21st, 2013 @ 11:50 AM Reply

My hands.


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Response to What's your favorite food tool Jul. 21st, 2013 @ 11:52 AM Reply

The fork.


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Response to What's your favorite food tool Jul. 21st, 2013 @ 12:35 PM Reply

Titanium Spork, I unfortunately lost one of mine.

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Response to What's your favorite food tool Jul. 21st, 2013 @ 12:50 PM Reply

At 7/21/13 09:06 AM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 7/21/13 09:05 AM, YellowisCOOL wrote: Probably the fork. You can pretty much eat any food with just a fork. Even ice cream.
EVEN SOUP

It'd take forever but it can be done.


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Response to What's your favorite food tool Jul. 21st, 2013 @ 12:53 PM Reply

At 7/21/13 09:06 AM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 7/21/13 09:05 AM, YellowisCOOL wrote: Probably the fork. You can pretty much eat any food with just a fork. Even ice cream.
EVEN SOUP

You should get a titanium spork, you can eat anything with it. ANYTHING

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Response to What's your favorite food tool Jul. 21st, 2013 @ 01:58 PM Reply

I enjoy using my hands. They were designed perfectly to harvest, dismantle and eat my food. My knife is a close second. I use it to slice my fruit into sections if I so desire.

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Response to What's your favorite food tool Jul. 21st, 2013 @ 02:14 PM Reply

The spoon, because you can eat almost anything with it and plus you can also use it to cut food if you have no knife. It is the most versatile kitchen tool.


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Response to What's your favorite food tool Jul. 21st, 2013 @ 02:21 PM Reply

What a fascinating thread OP.

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Response to What's your favorite food tool Jul. 21st, 2013 @ 02:45 PM Reply

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Response to What's your favorite food tool Jul. 21st, 2013 @ 06:08 PM Reply

If it had a little well in the middle for soup, it might work

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Response to What's your favorite food tool Jul. 21st, 2013 @ 07:28 PM Reply

Keep it simple and just use a spoon. As far as I can remember, the only thing that's hard to eat with a spoon is a beef steak.


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Response to What's your favorite food tool Jul. 21st, 2013 @ 07:30 PM Reply

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Response to What's your favorite food tool Jul. 21st, 2013 @ 07:59 PM Reply

At 7/21/13 08:19 AM, marmaladesnails wrote: E.g kitchen utensils, cutlery, ovens
Mine's the runcible spoon

Dude, this thing freaking exists?! I saw a parody of it on MadTV once and thought it was a joke! Maybe they made it real, but hopefully not as bloody.


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Response to What's your favorite food tool Jul. 21st, 2013 @ 08:05 PM Reply

At 7/21/13 09:15 AM, DrClay wrote:
At 7/21/13 09:06 AM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 7/21/13 09:05 AM, YellowisCOOL wrote: Probably the fork. You can pretty much eat any food with just a fork. Even ice cream.
EVEN SOUP
Actually yeah, Chicken Soup and others with solids in them can be eaten with a fork.

Eating soup with a fork? Seriously? I'm not someone who has to use a soup spoon to eat soup but it's gotta be some sort of spoon...

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Response to What's your favorite food tool Jul. 21st, 2013 @ 10:56 PM Reply

At 7/21/13 08:05 PM, mothballs wrote:
At 7/21/13 09:15 AM, DrClay wrote:
At 7/21/13 09:06 AM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 7/21/13 09:05 AM, YellowisCOOL wrote: Probably the fork. You can pretty much eat any food with just a fork. Even ice cream.
EVEN SOUP
Actually yeah, Chicken Soup and others with solids in them can be eaten with a fork.
Eating soup with a fork? Seriously? I'm not someone who has to use a soup spoon to eat soup but it's gotta be some sort of spoon...

Or if it's largely a liquid soup just drink it straight out the bowl.... Even if it's something like ramen, utensils aren't really -necessary-.


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Response to What's your favorite food tool Jul. 22nd, 2013 @ 03:48 AM Reply

At 7/21/13 07:45 PM, ClockworkSpace wrote: My favourite is our novelty Homer Simpson beer-bottle opener. Why? Because it's what I use to anally masturbate

My friend,has the same one, when you touch it with a peice of metal, it makes a splashing/glugging noise then says mmmmmmmmmmmm. That's why my friend now shoves tin foil up his anus before anally fisting himself with it.
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Response to What's your favorite food tool Jul. 22nd, 2013 @ 03:50 AM Reply

At 7/21/13 07:59 PM, Ericho wrote:
At 7/21/13 08:19 AM, marmaladesnails wrote: E.g kitchen utensils, cutlery, ovens
Mine's the runcible spoon
Dude, this thing freaking exists?! I saw a parody of it on MadTV once and thought it was a joke! Maybe they made it real, but hopefully not as bloody.

It's been around for hundreds of years, they even mention the runcible spoon in "the owl and the pussycat"
http://www.nonsenselit.org/Lear/ns/pussy.html


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Response to What's your favorite food tool Jul. 22nd, 2013 @ 04:07 AM Reply

Probably my hands.


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Response to What's your favorite food tool Jul. 22nd, 2013 @ 04:56 AM Reply

Ysgramor's soup spoon.

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Response to What's your favorite food tool Jul. 22nd, 2013 @ 05:03 AM Reply

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