If cats are so great

[Boomstick]

Then why is Tom, from Tom and Jerry, the butt monkey 95% of the time?

And why is Spike, the dog, more praised than Tom? Is it because this show is telling us that dogs are better than cats? Jerry is also praised too, so that means we can't really judge mice for being vermin, just sympathize with them that this is how they must live.

So overall: Cats are dicks, dogs are great, and mice have it hard.

[Makakaov]

To this day all that cat can achieve is learn to shit in a tray instead of the floor.

Dog on the other hand...

[Jester]

I think there's a certain point in everyone's life at which they realize Jerry was a cunt and Tom was just trying to do his job.

[IcedPee]

Tom is the butt monkey because he's the villain, and the villain never wins.

Spike is never praised, i dunno what you're blabbering about there. Episodes that Spike is in are the only ones where Tom and Jerry work together, so they can kick Spike's ass.

Learn your cartoons better, twat.

[BasedBubbus]

shouts out to sylvester, tom and all my other felines in the struggle

[HolidayJester]

At 7/17/13 12:14 PM, Boomstick wrote: Then why is Tom, from Tom and Jerry, the butt monkey 95% of the time?

And why is Spike, the dog, more praised than Tom? Is it because this show is telling us that dogs are better than cats? Jerry is also praised too, so that means we can't really judge mice for being vermin, just sympathize with them that this is how they must live.

So overall: Cats are dicks, dogs are great, and mice have it hard.

So was Tom (a cat) Supposed to be friends with Jerry (a mouse) and a Spike (a dog)?
Yeah no, not gunna happen.

[PannedCakes]

At 7/17/13 12:16 PM, Jester wrote: I think there's a certain point in everyone's life at which they realize Jerry was a cunt and Tom was just trying to do his job.

This

[Boomstick]

At 7/17/13 12:17 PM, IcedPee wrote:
Learn your cartoons better, twat.

There's an episode where Tom blames Spike for eating the chicken, and Jerry got some evidence that got Tom kicked out in the end.

The episodes with Spike and his son show Spike constantly protecting his son and threatening Tom for being a cunt.

Stop watching pokemanz and learn to actually have valid proof.

[Sense-Offender]

If cats aren't so great, then how come the Thundercats kick major ass?

[Gimmick]

At 7/17/13 12:17 PM, IcedPee wrote: Spike is never praised, i dunno what you're blabbering about there. Episodes that Spike is in are the only ones where Tom and Jerry work together, so they can kick Spike's ass.

That's only in a select few episodes. The majority, however, involve jerry and spike ganging up to anally rape tom.
Oh and there was this one episode where jerry and a relative of jerry did some shenanigans that eventually got tom beheaded, off-stage. (The Three Mouseketeers)

[NewgroundsMike]

At 7/17/13 12:17 PM, IcedPee wrote: the villain never wins.

There's the problem. We are constantly discriminated against.

[Sekhem]

At 7/17/13 12:14 PM, Boomstick wrote: Then why is Tom, from Tom and Jerry, the butt monkey 95% of the time?

because tom and jerry is just a ripoff of krazy kat with the roles reversed to avoid copyright issues

just another case of the white man stealing from the black man

[Denton]

I always felt sorry for that cat. Sometimes i really wished that Tom would tear Jerry apart

[Sense-Offender]

Sometimes Jerry was the asshole, sometimes Tom was. It depends on the short you're watching.

[Sense-Offender]

A perfect example of Jerry being an asshole (and Nibbles also being an asshole) is "the Two Musketeers". His and Nibbles' selfishness and gluttony end up getting Tom killed. He gets beheaded, and it doesn't result in some cartoonish moment of him picking up his head and screwing it back on or something. He just straight up dies. All because those two asshole mice went and stole a shitload of food. And Nibbles doesn't even give a shit. He's just like "eh, such is war".

What a couple of dicks.

[Boomstick]

At 7/17/13 12:59 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: If cats aren't so great, then how come the Thundercats kick major ass?

That's a whole different thing, because they're anthropomorphic big cats, not sissy domestic cats.

[Sense-Offender]

At 7/17/13 02:54 PM, Boomstick wrote:

At 7/17/13 12:59 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: If cats aren't so great, then how come the Thundercats kick major ass?

That's a whole different thing, because they're anthropomorphic big cats, not sissy domestic cats.

Okay, then how come Garfield, Fritz, the Cheshire Cat, and Mao are such cool customers?

[Conal]

Cats have more neurons than dogs, but not enough cognitive to be more intelligent.

TL;DR: Cats are stupid.

[Xenomit]

What's your point

What do you hope to accomplish by saying this

[Piper]

My cat can play Scherzo No. 2 Op. 31 while riding a motorcycle.

Haha. In all seriousness though. He loves to play fetch. He can sit, stay, lie down and meow on command, open doors, drawers and fill his own water dish by pushing a button.

[Mumbo]

At 7/17/13 12:17 PM, IcedPee wrote: Tom is the butt monkey because he's the villain, and the villain never wins.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kefka_Palazzo

[generalwinter]

I'm gonna go on a limb and say Tom got the short end of the stick. He is a victim to many shenanigans and is often in the wrong place at the wrong time. So what if he tries to act on his instincts and catch a mouse?

[Ceratisa]

At 7/17/13 12:16 PM, Jester wrote: I think there's a certain point in everyone's life at which they realize Jerry was a cunt and Tom was just trying to do his job.

I sadly realized that right away and could never enjoy that show. Also not much of a show if Jerry just batters Tom to death leaving him as bloody stain on the floor.

[Ceratisa]

Reserve that, if Tom just batters Jerry. Jerry battering Tom was the entire fucking show.