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God is not a nice guy 2013-07-13 18:49:55 Reply

He doesn't like you that much

God is not a nice guy

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Response to God is not a nice guy 2013-07-13 18:53:32 Reply

or exist

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Response to God is not a nice guy 2013-07-13 18:55:33 Reply

At 7/13/13 06:53 PM, RoadWarrior wrote: or exist

Probably why he doesn't like you, with this type of attitude.

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Response to God is not a nice guy 2013-07-13 19:01:51 Reply

- Says God doesn't like us.

- Is the one with a username referencing aliens

Okay


That's not lemonade.

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Response to God is not a nice guy 2013-07-13 19:03:16 Reply

which is why i praise him every day to forgive me

even though i've done nothing wrong, never in my life, no, no, no


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Response to God is not a nice guy 2013-07-13 19:06:02 Reply

He has the whole world, in his hands.
He's got the whole world in his hands
he's got the whole world in his hands,

HE'S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD IN HIS HAAAAANDDSSSSS

I praise ye

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Response to God is not a nice guy 2013-07-13 19:08:09 Reply

You created an alt just to post a troll thread like this? I'm sure God is very happy with you and the way you judge people.


Just chillin' like always.

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Response to God is not a nice guy 2013-07-13 19:21:36 Reply

At 7/13/13 07:01 PM, IcedPee wrote: - Says God doesn't like us.

- Is the one with a username referencing aliens

Okay

The Bible never denounces Aliens.

Of course you wouldn't know that.

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Response to God is not a nice guy 2013-07-13 20:04:31 Reply

Not really caring about him, he probably does the same.

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Response to God is not a nice guy 2013-07-13 20:09:12 Reply

I don't know if a divine being exists and quite frankly, I don't care.

God is not a nice guy


Science can't lie.

BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Response to God is not a nice guy 2013-07-13 20:10:43 Reply

God doesn't exist.
But Zod sure does!


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Response to God is not a nice guy 2013-07-13 20:49:57 Reply

The guy ordered a man to fuck his dead brother's widow and then struck him dead for pulling out. He also told a man to kill his own son just to prove his faith and stopped him at the last minute. And he made a devoted follower's life unbearably miserable, killing his family, making him poor, and giving him a debilitating and disciguring illness. Why? Just to prove to Satan that he'd still have faith in him.

Yeah, he's a dick.


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Response to God is not a nice guy 2013-07-13 20:51:18 Reply

BURN IN HELL INFIDELS


Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
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Response to God is not a nice guy 2013-07-13 20:56:11 Reply

At 00/00/00 00:00 Mp3, THE_TERRORIST wrote: BURRRRRRRRRN IN HELLLLLLLLLL INFIDELIANS

I have this way of fucking up people's quotes, guess who's been putting that idea in my head.


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Response to God is not a nice guy 2013-07-13 20:58:41 Reply

At 7/13/13 08:56 PM, Pixelwiz wrote:
At 00/00/00 00:00 Mp3, THE_TERRORIST wrote: BURRRRRRRRRN IN HELLLLLLLLLL INFIDELIANS
I have this way of fucking up people's quotes, guess who's been putting that dick in my hand.

fixed.

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Response to God is not a nice guy 2013-07-13 21:16:13 Reply

At 7/13/13 08:58 PM, polym wrote: I have this way of fucking myself, guess who's been putting that dick in my mouth.

You brought that on yourself.


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Once you know what it is you want to be true, instinct is a very useful device for enabling you to know that it is.

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Response to God is not a nice guy 2013-07-13 22:16:53 Reply

God and I hatefuck each other regularly.

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Response to God is not a nice guy 2013-07-13 22:18:48 Reply

I never understood why people try to attach human morals to a being that would be vastly more powerful and knowledgeable than us. It's not black and white morality, but blue and orange.


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Response to God is not a nice guy 2013-07-13 22:57:30 Reply

At 7/13/13 10:18 PM, RacistBassist wrote: I never understood why people try to attach human morals to a being that would be vastly more powerful and knowledgeable than us. It's not black and white morality, but blue and orange.

I don't see how the biblical god's superior knowledge excuses his vanity and wrath.


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Response to God is not a nice guy 2013-07-13 23:02:38 Reply

At 7/13/13 10:57 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:
At 7/13/13 10:18 PM, RacistBassist wrote: I never understood why people try to attach human morals to a being that would be vastly more powerful and knowledgeable than us. It's not black and white morality, but blue and orange.
I don't see how the biblical god's superior knowledge excuses his vanity and wrath.

You're looking at it through a human lens. Children think adults are cruel all the fucking time, grow up, and realize well shit, that was actually not that bad and a good thing. Pets hate it when you punish them, but does that mean our actions are inexcusable? At a human level everything seems fucked up, but on a cosmic level, if God were to be real, God would have a lot more authority on what is and is not moral


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Response to God is not a nice guy 2013-07-13 23:03:01 Reply

At 7/13/13 10:57 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:
At 7/13/13 10:18 PM, RacistBassist wrote: I never understood why people try to attach human morals to a being that would be vastly more powerful and knowledgeable than us. It's not black and white morality, but blue and orange.
I don't see how the biblical god's superior knowledge excuses his vanity and wrath.

I don't see why he needs to be excused by people far less powerful and knowledgeable than him.

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Response to God is not a nice guy 2013-07-13 23:12:32 Reply

Come on, he massacred two whole cities because people were fucking a lot. I don't care what this character would hypothetically know that we wouldn't. Those stories are loaded with fucked up shit.

At 7/13/13 11:03 PM, Gobblemeister wrote:
At 7/13/13 10:57 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:
At 7/13/13 10:18 PM, RacistBassist wrote: I never understood why people try to attach human morals to a being that would be vastly more powerful and knowledgeable than us. It's not black and white morality, but blue and orange.
I don't see how the biblical god's superior knowledge excuses his vanity and wrath.
I don't see why he needs to be excused by people far less powerful and knowledgeable than him.

Not to say that he does. I didn't mean that.

Not that it matters anyway. It's all hypothetical.


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Response to God is not a nice guy 2013-07-13 23:17:33 Reply

At 7/13/13 11:12 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Come on, he massacred two whole cities because people were fucking a lot. I don't care what this character would hypothetically know that we wouldn't. Those stories are loaded with fucked up shit.

And back in High School I would think it was fucked up when the entire team would get punished for the actions of one player, but now I realize that sometimes group punishment to an extent works. It's fucked up shit to us. Are we really in any position to try to question a hypothetical God? It would have dominion over us, yeah, from our perspective it's kinda shitty, but from the perspective of the master it could have been exactly what was needed.


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Response to God is not a nice guy 2013-07-13 23:20:19 Reply

At 7/13/13 07:21 PM, iheartaleins wrote: The Bible never denounces Aliens.

Of course you wouldn't know that.

Yes
Obey the book created in the bronze age where people used to be scared that the sun wouldn't come up and the average age to die at was 25


original I am.

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Response to God is not a nice guy 2013-07-13 23:21:13 Reply

At 7/13/13 11:20 PM, mandog wrote: Yes
Obey the book created in the bronze age where people used to be scared that the sun wouldn't come up and the average age to die at was 25

Yead dude that's what his point was, you sure showed him.

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Response to God is not a nice guy 2013-07-13 23:22:20 Reply

At 7/13/13 10:16 PM, positively-negative wrote:

:Guys an I fuck each other regularly.:

Woah man.


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Response to God is not a nice guy 2013-07-13 23:22:54 Reply

At 7/13/13 11:17 PM, RacistBassist wrote: but from the perspective of the master it could have been exactly what was needed.

i could cut off a finger everytime you make a mistake but i dont see how that means it shouldnt be questioned just because you're in charge

did your parents never tell you to question things/authority


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Response to God is not a nice guy 2013-07-13 23:25:14 Reply

At 7/13/13 11:02 PM, RacistBassist wrote:
At 7/13/13 10:57 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:
At 7/13/13 10:18 PM, RacistBassist wrote: I never understood why people try to attach human morals to a being that would be vastly more powerful and knowledgeable than us. It's not black and white morality, but blue and orange.
I don't see how the biblical god's superior knowledge excuses his vanity and wrath.
You're looking at it through a human lens.

No the bible pretty much spells it out. Exodus 20:5 : You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God, punishing the children for the sin of the parents to the third and fourth generation of those who hate me. Boom, two books into the Bible and God has a negative human quality, his word not mine.


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Response to God is not a nice guy 2013-07-13 23:25:49 Reply

At 7/13/13 11:22 PM, BasedBubbus wrote: did your parents never tell you to question things/authority

Yeah except god isn't a schoolteacher or a police officer or whatever authority figure your parents were talking about

If you challenge god's authority what does that do for you? You gonna vote him out of office or something? Convince him to step down?

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Response to God is not a nice guy 2013-07-13 23:26:07 Reply

At 7/13/13 11:22 PM, BasedBubbus wrote:
At 7/13/13 11:17 PM, RacistBassist wrote: but from the perspective of the master it could have been exactly what was needed.
i could suck a penis everytime you make a mistake but i dont see how that means it shouldnt be questioned just because you're in charge

did your parents never tell you to question things/authority

:D


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