On your phone while on the toilet

[Ranger2]

I'm as a big a fan of surfing the web and watching videos and texting on my phone as the next guy, but I've always been confused about a seemingly popular habit of surfing the web on your phone while you're taking a dump.

If you do this, I'd like to know your thought processes on this if you do this. If I were to use my phone in the toilet I'd be concerned about getting it dirty, knowing that the next person who asks to borrow it will get a phone that has most likely touched your balls/crap at one point.

When I'm doing my business, I'm also busy with cleaning up so that I can get out of the stall afterwards. Why choose the stall for relaxation? Doesn't surfing on the web get in the way (or delay) wiping so that you're in the stall longer than you need to be? And if you're using the phone in between wipes you may as well just dip it in the toilet to clean it off.

That's my thought process, but I'm sure you see it differently. Why use the stall as your place to use your phone?

[BasedBubbus]

i use my laptop

[Thor]

my shits don't take that long...

[DM692]

At 7/13/13 11:03 AM, RoadWarrior wrote: my shits don't take that long...

This, I always feel odd when I'm at a friends house, they tell me they have to shit, and then grab their phone. It's probably an approximately 2.25 minute process for me, and it makes me wonder if I'm really eating right or something.

[Scintillating]

At 7/13/13 10:56 AM, hecticjon wrote: i am a normal person and not a germaphobe with OCD so these problems are not issues i care about in my cellphone poop time

Claiming you aren't a germaphobe isn't a justification for worse hygiene than a mexican mud wrestler.

[Scintillating]

At 7/13/13 11:31 AM, hecticjon wrote:

At 7/13/13 11:25 AM, Scintillating wrote: Claiming you aren't a germaphobe isn't a justification for worse hygiene than a mexican mud wrestler.

hahaha, funny post man!!! especially funny since the post has nothing to do with normal hygiene and everything to do with being a little bitch who cares about the bathroom experience way too much

I guess if you don't wipe your ass there's no worries about getting shit near your phone.

[BasedBubbus]

how many hands are you people using to wipe

[Scintillating]

At 7/13/13 11:44 AM, hecticjon wrote: words

do you send romantic texts to your significant other while you're laying a big log?

[Jester]

I don't understand why people apparently are spending enough time on the can that they require entertainment via their phones, but I also don't think it's unhygienic so long as you manage to complete the basic task of keeping your hands off your dick and ass.

[NothingStudios]

guilty

[Sensationalism]

People have always read things magazines, newspapers, and books while on the can. How is reading stuff or doing stuff online any different?

And lmfao about freaking out about it being dirty. Unless youre using it to wipe yourself it never comes close to being in contact with fecal matter.

[Tony-DarkGrave]

Cellphone poop time is as sacred as Communion sir.

[Piper]

At 7/13/13 10:53 AM, Ranger2 wrote: I'm as a big a fan of surfing the web and watching videos and texting on my phone as the next guy, but I've always been confused about a seemingly popular habit of surfing the web on your phone while you're taking a dump.

I use to be in a serious relationship with a guy like this. I'd moved thousands of miles to live with him. One night after work I laid naked on his bed waiting for him to come back from the bathroom. As it turns out, he'd been beating it to hentai on his PSP and was too exhausted to do anything with me when he came back. In fact, he never wanted to do anything sexual with me, and took every opportunity he had alone to beat off, even when taking a dooky.

Anyway, I think the bathroom should be a one stop deal, take your dump, take a leak. If you're eating healthy and drinking enough water your poops shouldn't take 10 to 40 minutes.

[Elixur]

I'm too busy performing my ritualistic masturbatory ceremony while simultaneously emptying my bowels to worry about using an electronic device over the space of a few minutes. Also holy shit (pun intended) are people obsessed with cleanliness.

I clean my phone/iPod/Vita/etc with my shirt or at best a moist piece of toilet paper, so that shows how bothered I am with retaining my possessions in tip top perfect condition.

You faggots better wash your hands too. I ain't even playin'

[SubparTony]

Even if I decide to get my phone in the bathroom while taking a dump, I don't feel like using it.

[Lepy]

At 7/13/13 11:52 AM, Scintillating wrote:

At 7/13/13 11:44 AM, hecticjon wrote: words

do you send romantic texts to your significant other while you're laying a big log?

anyone who doesn't do this should be arrested.

[BenwaHakubi]

While I don't do this with a phone I have read books in the bathroom. When you have a stomach ache and you are gonna be there for a while is really the only time its necessary.
and wash your hands.

Just set the book or whatever on the counter then wipe and wash your paws before picking the book back up.

[GACBassPlayer]

I like drinking my morning coffee and doing a fantasy mock draft while pooping.

[YellowisCOOL]

I never go on my iPod whilst I'm in the bathroom. I never even use my cellphone anyway.